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Abnormally large spiders??

mr.buffnstuff

mr.buffnstuff

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Has anyone else noticed an influx of freakishly large spiders lately? Iv had to slay 7 or 8 of these bad boys lately and I bet my cats eaten at least double that over the last 6 weeks or so!
Is this a nationwide thing (except Scotland obviously as it's far too cold and full of resentment for spiders to dwell in) or is it just Gainsborough with the giant spider plague? There's one on the wall now just chilling, must be 3 1/2" - 4" from front foot to back one and it's not all stretched out either!
 
Yeah, we've had to run screaming from three or four of the cunts in the past week. One was watching me on the loo earlier. Fucking hate them.
 
In the southwestern US this week is tarantula mating season. Could be big spiderfest everywhere!
 
ponch said:
Its spider month man, those big cunts turn up the same time every year.
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This.

British house spiders are coming in from outside. They're big n huge and want to mate/lay babies quickly so their babies can be born in the spring and fuck off outside for a bit safely. It's been a kickarse summer season tho, so I bet last years babies all survived, and all the old buggers from previous years too ... so you'll have even more boarders this year.

Stop being mean to them and just put them outside. They'll come back in again but hopefully you wont notice them next time round

Garden spiders are all building webs in the garden by the mile and hovering across your gateways and walkways just to piss you off too. Getting a face full of spider and web this time of year is very likely.
 
Used to love this time of year....as a nipper we used to collect them and keep them in ice cream tubs and feed them daddy long legs great fun lol (was only 8 years old at the time)
 
deidara said:
In the southwestern US this week is tarantula mating season. Could be big spiderfest everywhere!
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Coarsegold, California, Tarantula capital of the US and remarkably, where my American family have just decided to move to.

I hope they have a nice life, I won't be visiting again.
 
I'm not even reading this thread, it should be taken down without delay.


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there are no spiders in my house .....:sus:
 
hah! I understand your theory, and I will/do believe it (and live by it), day in, day out until proof is (occasionally) provided otherwise.

I get yer.

I have a special relationship with spiders that in total truth involves circles of trust* and codes of conduct (in order for me to survive their mutual presence in my living space). I wish I was kidding.



* 'circle of trust' like from in the 'meet the fockers' movie (which had nothing to do with spiders, but the principle is the same).
 
They're taking over. Spiders will gorge themselves on the corpse of western civilisation. The world belongs to them. There was a huge bastard in my parents' car when they picked me up to visit my uncle in hospital on Sunday. I tried to kill it with an atlas but it was a fast, devious and hard little fucker. It hid on a foot-mat in the back of the car, my dad scooped it out in the hospital car park and set it free.

I may or may not have screamed like a girl when I saw it, but the air in the car was blue.
 
foolsgold said:
yes and guess who freaks out each time he see one ? fucking thing i hate them :(
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you live out in the countryside tho, no? Which means you'll probably have a fuckton more than most.

But you do have a very considerable looking moggy to protect you too. But good luck with em <3
 
[video]http://muchosucko.com/114139/Land-Of-1000-Spiders[/video] Land Of 1000 Spiders

[video]http://muchosucko.com/109386/In-Brazil-Its-Raining-Spiders[/video] In Brazil It’s Raining Spiders
 
Marmalade said:
you live out in the countryside tho, no? Which means you'll probably have a fuckton more than most.

But you do have a very considerable looking moggy to protect you too. But good luck with em <3
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true damn things every where plus its an old house lots of cracks in the walls and stuff

i go mental if i catch him eating spiders incase the make him ill
 
knock said:
They're taking over. Spiders will gorge themselves on the corpse of western civilisation. The world belongs to them. There was a huge bastard in my parents' car when they picked me up to visit my uncle in hospital on Sunday. I tried to kill it with an atlas but it was a fast, devious and hard little fucker. It hid on a foot-mat in the back of the car, my dad scooped it out in the hospital car park and set it free.

I may or may not have screamed like a girl when I saw it, but the air in the car was blue.
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hah! but stop trying tah kill things that scare you. It's not a good standpoint.

I had a big fuck off one living on my dashboard, under my tax disc this year. If it was out when I got in my car, it went back in, between the window and dash, so we got along just fine. I liked that he was there even tho I was a bit scared.
 
... spider in the bath ... .. spider in the bath ... he's only scary cos he's hairy.
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Remember this? Soooo cute.

Jancrow, where for art thou? You're reasonable on this subject. Joo are missed <3

 
LOL! motherfucker of a clip! nooooooooooooooooo!

Ponch, that's what I'm talking about in terms of circle of conduct and trust.

That would never happen to me ever! ... I'm too careful, and have too many rules about catching em ....

My analness is there for a reason

(not sure I'd survive Aus tho ... probably need to re-evaluate my spider T&Cs ...)

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first rule of spider management: never be flippant or arrogant. He was both, therefore he deserves to DIE via spider.
 
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