Hey boys and girls – here’s a tip that will make you rejoice – rather than curse – the next time you’re driving in your car and you get summonsed to pull your vehicle over by a team of random breath testing police officers.
I’m sure you know the drill – the cop asks you to blow into the breath test unit through a plastic tube. You oblige begrudgingly while muttering under your breath “God I hope he doesn’t want to look in the boot.” Then after passing your test with flying , sober colours, you get to yank the plastic tube from the test unit and take it home as a souvenir of your victory over your State’s brutal, oppressing, civil rights-violating constabulary.
Now here’s where you REALLY begin to get something out of the experience. Rather than discarding the plastic tube when you get home, do the following: Place your sleek, shiny white tube on a bread board or something similar and cut off about a quarter of it with a sharp knife (If you’re under ten years old, enlist the help of a parent or guardian for this task. Also ask your parent or guardian what they’re doing letting you drive a car). Then, wrap some sticky tape over that small hole that appears about half way down the shaft of the tube.
And VOILA – you have just created the PERFECT tube for snorting speed, cocaine or other recreational chemicals. In terms of efficiency, convenience and hygeine, it leaves a rolled-up 50 dollar note for dead. And, being made of sturdy plastic stuff, DURABILITY is another key feature. One of these will last many years and several thousand snorts before any erosion of quality happens.
Do this and you’ll be the envy of your friends and family. (Well, maybe just your friends.)
Enjoy!
[This message has been edited by Patrick (edited 11 January 2000).]
I’m sure you know the drill – the cop asks you to blow into the breath test unit through a plastic tube. You oblige begrudgingly while muttering under your breath “God I hope he doesn’t want to look in the boot.” Then after passing your test with flying , sober colours, you get to yank the plastic tube from the test unit and take it home as a souvenir of your victory over your State’s brutal, oppressing, civil rights-violating constabulary.
Now here’s where you REALLY begin to get something out of the experience. Rather than discarding the plastic tube when you get home, do the following: Place your sleek, shiny white tube on a bread board or something similar and cut off about a quarter of it with a sharp knife (If you’re under ten years old, enlist the help of a parent or guardian for this task. Also ask your parent or guardian what they’re doing letting you drive a car). Then, wrap some sticky tape over that small hole that appears about half way down the shaft of the tube.
And VOILA – you have just created the PERFECT tube for snorting speed, cocaine or other recreational chemicals. In terms of efficiency, convenience and hygeine, it leaves a rolled-up 50 dollar note for dead. And, being made of sturdy plastic stuff, DURABILITY is another key feature. One of these will last many years and several thousand snorts before any erosion of quality happens.
Do this and you’ll be the envy of your friends and family. (Well, maybe just your friends.)
Enjoy!
[This message has been edited by Patrick (edited 11 January 2000).]
