a smuggling trick that came to me on my last trip to mexico

[scriptlord]

(THIS IS FOR INFO PURPOSES ONLY, I PERSONALLY WOULD NEVER DO THIS AND FEEL STRONGLY AGAINST DRUGS, BUT IF I HAPPENED TO USE DRUGS AND WISH TO SMUGGLE, I MIGHT JUST USE THIS)
The process consists of pretty much this, u have a soda can, open it and empty it about halfway. Than take two small baggies, 1.5x1.5 are nice. Its best tho to have a bigger one and a smaller one becuz one needs to fit into another. Take the larger one, put a 20 gram weight in, ( you can buy them with scales wherever they sell fine scales, it doesn't have to be that exact weight but should weigh over 10) they are quite small and should fit in with more than enuf room for the baggie. They also fit thru the top of the can. Once you have the weight in the bag, and the small one is in, load it with ur valium and the other bendzos u bought from the stupid 3 cents a hour workin' Mexicans. Now seal both bags and drop them in, and put it right in your drink. Now put it in your drink holder and drive by and hand the poor high school drop out thats asking for your passport the papers and your set. If you don't understand the instructions, I have a small diagram.
----------------------BIG BAGGIE
===================(small baggie)
0000000000000000
0000000000000000(PILLZ)
==================(end small baggie
10 GRAM WEIGHT
------------------------END BIG BAGGIE
I PERSONALLY WOULD OF NEVER USED THIS AND NEVER WILL, AND I SUGGEST YOU DO NOT EITHER, BECUZ DRUGS ARE BAD. AND WE'RE ONLY GONNA WIN THE WAR ON DRUGS IF THOSE GODDAMN BLUELIGHTERZ STOP DOING SHIT LIKE THIS!
HAVE FUN!
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"When I die, I'd like to be reborn as myself"
-HUGH HEFNER

 

[Good Corruption]

now u are screwed if yer baggie has a hole in it or a waek seal...then youd either have a soggy benzo mush or a really relaxing soda after that....

 

[CrescentFresh]

Same concept but easier (i think) would be to get one of those Arizon Tea bottles that are like 20 oz and solid green, you could fit bigger baggies into it a bit easier, and what if you just emptied the bottle and put the cap on it, but left it in your cup holder all the same? Do they really check that shit? If so then that 10 gram weight idea is perfect, nice job.
-=LayZ=-

 

[Jabberwocky]

What ever happened to just shoving the bag up your girlfriends ass?????

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"I dislike the drug you are using, but I would defend with my life your right to use it."
- Paraphrase on Voltaire
"He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man."
- Dr. Johnson
"We do not sense imagination enough to sense what we are missing."
-Jean Toomer

 

[Majortrippz]

Girls have no problems smuggling anything...

 

[stardragon]

If you made sure to use a recloseable bottle that was dark or had dark liquid, you'd prolly make it through airport customs, even... nice one

(thought of the same thing myself, actually...)
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I think so, Brain, but it's a miracle that this one grew back.

 

[Sherbert_Ass]

lol @ Good Corruption... "damn that soda be smooth!"

 

[Kerunai]

can you actually buy sodium pentathol and pancuronium bromide down in mexico to?

 

[PhreeX]

Why? Are you going to start a home-based lethal injection service? "We can do it for HALF of what the state charges!"
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PAK CHOOIE UNF! Do not trust the pusher robot, he is malfunctioning, we are here to protect you..

 

[Kerunai]

nah phreex i was just wondering if you can get this stuff down there...

 

[Housekid5]

yeah Kerunai, its right next to the cyanide and arsenic... big red bottles
Peace!
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"A thousand mile journey starts with one footstep"

 

[Kerunai]

gee thanks housekid

anyway are they controlled substances by any chance?

 

[PhreeX]

Actually I did find a place that sells potassium cyanide "eggs" .. for less then the cost of an ecstasy bean roll you could kill an entire high school!
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PAK CHOOIE UNF! Do not trust the pusher robot, he is malfunctioning, we are here to protect you..