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A Secret for EADD.

Albion said:
RLP did you ever find out what her bluelight handle was?
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Yes, he was hallucinating though, so he thought it said Louisa. It's typical of him. I forgive him.
It's not a big deal.
It never was..

And anyway...


RLP said:
Anyway Louisa, if you're reading this, I just wanted to say I'm sorry for wasting your time and I hope, somehow, somewhere you're happy.
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You know I'm always happy wherever I go.

Regards,
-Laesu(Laika)
 
Arnold said:
Thread is pointless without noodz!
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NSFW:
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RLP said:
Gonna open my heart for you EADD and in particular one EADD'er. Observe.

Louisa joined this site when I prompted her to do so. She's always been a fun sort of girl, you know, the type who goes out, gets messy and rips it up on the dancefloor, pulling off moves which you'd think were better suited to a martial arts battle or a Hollywood stunt movie. Yeah, the girl could move alright, some might even say she could move too good, and sure enough it wasn't long before the Wounded Street Crew plucked her out of the crowd on a ballin' Saturday night and took her away from me forever. She got the career, the money and everything she dreamed of. I was still sat here though, doing nothing, being a burden on everyone and being called a waste of space. I've missed Louisa for years, together we were great, together we were like ice-skaters doing pirouettes on a recently re-laid pitch at the Galpharm Stadium. When I looked in her eyes I could see the reflection of the crowd that should have been there had we been ice skaters. I could see Mr Lee Novak jumping for joy as she jumped from my arms, cartwheeled in mid-aired and executed a perfect landing. It was love. Ken Griffey love.

It's been seven years now but this is my memory dump for you. It may be naive, it may be useless, but I've got to try. When you wander through Aldi by yourself for too long it can make a man go mad. There's so many things which just shouldn't be in an Aldi isle. If you've been there then you'll know what I mean, if you haven't then heed this warning: Warning! Got that? Good. Anyway, the vegetables are good but can you really trust something that isn't in English? Aldi's German isn't it? Do you see where I'm going with this one? Yes? No? Ok. Anyway, moving on. What happened?

Well, I'll tell you what happened, we got lost. Lost in the forest. Big trees and roots which tripped us up on our paths to Tattva. Sometimes you've got to look deep into the mind, say "No, I won't" to our primal human needs. We're on a drugs forum baby, we are the pioneers of such a movement. We've mastered this art like a play by Shakespeare, a poem by Dante or a tribal dance by Banjo. With a bit of focus we can see what's really important. To me, you now know what that is. To me. So I will shout out. I will tell the world! For if a tree falls in the forest with no one around it may not make a sound, but, if a cretin like myself can spew his load onto a forum on the internet then not only will the Roman's hear about it, it will be immortilised forever, something I desperately want this to be. So, EADD, my shout...

She used to bake cakes. She used to tie people's shoe laces together on trains. She used to hitchhike just for the sake of it. Does she still do these things? I don't know. I'm not sure I ever did either, but I do know she used to smoke spliffs on the deck which overlooked the lake outside her house. Only when her parents weren't around though. Which was most of the time as Louisa is my age and if I lived with my parents I'd get a shit load of stick for it. So we smoked, joked, poked and generally just went about our day like we would any other day. This was good. It was real. Existentialism in motion - you could if you were so inclined film our lives and release it as an avant-garde film and sell it to the world. By the time the audience realise what's going on it's too late, you've fucked off with the money and they're just pissed off. Pissed off and really hungry. Speaking of which, now I don't know about you but I really fucking love steak. Steak is awesome. There was this one time when I was in Barcelona, faced dead on with a bull and I couldn't help but look at it's big meaty exterior and think how good it would taste in my mouth. I can't be the only one like this, surely? No. Whatever. Life has a deep meaning to it anyway and I can't help but feel that in spite of everything, I'd really liked to have spent woop tick tick tick echo echo... fnarrrrr. Kssshhhh. Loading Penguin modules. Module 1: Eat fish. Module 2: Frolick. What's that? If a banana rests in a hammock, is it racist? Probably not.

Anyway Louisa, if you're reading this, I just wanted to say I'm sorry for wasting your time and I hope, somehow, somewhere you're happy.
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What the actual fuck.

Laika said:
Yes, he was hallucinating though, so he thought it said Louisa. It's typical of him. I forgive him.
It's not a big deal.
It never was..

And anyway...




You know I'm always happy wherever I go.

Regards,
-Laesu(Laika)
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Now im even more confused.
 
Dear Albi,
please do not give into those same hallucinations as RLP has. I am here, I am fine. All is well.
<3

Sincerely,

- Laesu(Laika)[Louisa]
 
RLP may I just direct you toward Missed Connections

Excerpts:

You stopped me, told me off and fined me. - m4m

I was going to tell you last night but was not sure. I will tell you if you tell me what the fine was..

You were charming.
Location: Mayfair
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Northern Line Oval - London Bridge Wed. 18th - m4m - 26

Sat next to a very cute latino/mix guy on the tube, we smiled at each other... if you see this get in touch.

I was the guy reading the paper and wearing a grey jacket.
Location: Tube
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The cute guy at Lewisham Library - m4m - 35

We often see each other at Lewisham Library. I think you also like me, but I am not quite sure if you are a gay or not. It's a long shot, but if you think you're the guy, please describe me. :)
Location: Lewisham Library
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There is the romotest of remote chances miss Louisa frequents Craigslist for shits and giggles. Your case is substantially less vague than these guys. Put it out there!
 
RLP said:
I've PM'ed you Lou. Some things I needed to say not for public consumption.
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Thank you for the PM, your words were beautiful.

I would like to state publicly that I never ceased loving you.

& they lived happily ever after.
 
RLP, that was beautiful! <3 Slightly crazy, perhaps, but that's not a bad thing ;)

LOUISAA! Please make an appearance :D
 
This thread is a bit like when someone goes "I've just heard something amazing thing" and you ask what it was and they're like "I can't tell you" and you press them on it and they insist "no really I said I wouldn't say anything, I can't tell you" and you're just left feeling so fucking intrigued and to the point that it actually irritates you when you think about it.

Come on, don't tease us you two, tell us the full story.

Also, how come you thought she was called Louisa if you knew her?
And how did two seperate EADD mods miss the fact that 'Louisa' has already replied?
 
Tranced said:
This thread is a bit like when someone goes "I've just heard something amazing thing" and you ask what it was and they're like "I can't tell you" and you press them on it and they insist "no really I said I wouldn't say anything, I can't tell you" and you're just left feeling so fucking intrigued and to the point that it actually irritates you when you think about it.

Come on, don't tease us you two, tell us the full story.

Also, how come you thought she was called Louisa if you knew her?
And how did two seperate EADD mods miss the fact that 'Louisa' has already replied?
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+1

Either way RLP, your words are brilliant and sounds like you mean them, hats off to ya man, just reading this has brightened up a dull day in many ways!

ignore the haters :)

FH :D
 
I was hoping it would end in a 'Bel-Air' meme...

"I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."
 
I've no idea what was actually going on there only they know love is strange at the best of times.

@RLP I thought your words where strangely beautiful anyone who has truly loved would agree I'm sure
 
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