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A matter of perspective

Australians get treated like royalty in this country because we have such fond goddamned memories of Paul Hogan.

To most Americans, every Australian is just an extension of Crocodile Dundee and we love that motherfucker like you wouldn't believe. My personal heroes are JFK, Winston Churchill, Scipio Africanus, Kobe Bryant, Sonny Corleone, Darth Vadar and Paul Hogan. It really pains me that so many of you hate Paul Hogan. You have no value for your national treasures I guess.
 
Benefit said:
Australians get treated like royalty in this country because we have such fond goddamned memories of Paul Hogan.


Sonny Corleone,

It really pains me that so many of you hate Paul Hogan. You have no value for your national treasures I guess.


I agree we get treated like royalty. No matter where we went, and I went back to spend anotyher month there during the world cup, as soon as you openned your mouth the people wanted to talk and do nice stuff for ya.


Sonny Corleone was a champion............god bless his cotton socks........I hope that one day the bastards that killed him are bought to justice.


Regards Paul Hogan............who hates him? Guys a champion..........grew up with him and strop.
 
The YOU, ESSE'

(Looking at a globe)
Bart: So that means if you're in Argentina or ... Rand McNally, everything's backwards?
Lisa: Yes. In fact, in Rand McNally they wear hats on their feet and hamburgers eat people.
Bart: Cool!



I find that many Americans
(through BL)
take a while to warm to me,
but once they do, they're friendly as.

Great thread,
I'll come back an' give
a thorough answer after
I've 'hit the bottle'...

An' as impractical as the system is,
a 40 or a fifth
sounds so much cooler than
say, 700mls.

PEACE
UnS
:)
 
"The World Is Yours" ;)

MazDan said:
The other thing I notice is that its hard to engage Americans in any serious quality conversation............in this regard there is a huge gulf between us...........the perfect example is the difference between the lounge (predominantly American users) and Aus social (predominantly Aussie).

Aussies seem to have a better ability to mix serious with ramblings while socialising.

An' I tend to agree with Mad Zen.

I think if this thread was post -
'How do American's Feel About Australians?'
- in 'The Lounge',
you'd probably get less quality
in the responses
(thou recognizin' that
more people do frequent
'The Lounge'...).


PEACE
UnS
:)

American's also say cool things
like

"I believe, if we take habitual drunkards as a class, their heads
and their hearts will bear an advantageous comparison with those
of any other class. There seems ever to have been a proneness in
the brilliant and warm-blooded to fall into this vice."


- - Abraham Lincoln - -

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Aussies seem to have a better ability to mix serious with ramblings while socialising.
8o


Lol ~ wow !!!!! 8o 8o 8o

* Falls down laughing* :D :D :D


Sorry about that but having just read the list of signatories (for) to anti - rambling in serious threads - well what else could I do but fall off my chair ?

Maz tho you did steer a middle course with your diplomats hat worn proudly as ever :)

Yeah OZiz not so bad ~sometimes ~ still a definite cultural difference.

If yous try hard enough you can get better ~ improve ~ be more like the British ;)
Which as we both know yous aspire to be ~ all that holds yous back is the resentment that is so clear in your national psyche.

We are so evolved we deliberately loose at cricket to yous just to maintain relatively harmonious relations with our Antipodean cousins.=D



* Salutes UnSquare ~ for genuine off topicness*
 
Thanks for the interesting responses, I'll now lift my skirt and show you what I think of all you down-undies :p


Actually, this has covered politics to history to social interaction, which was pretty much my hopes - thank you.

Ignorance exists everywhere. I've been asked (sometimes by fellow Americans) some ridiculous things like
  • Is the entire state of Florida a swamp?
  • With all those alligators in Florida, aren't you afraid of being bitten going from your house to your car?

For those that were deprived of viewing our "Miss Teen USA" contest, one of the final contestants is still being drilled for answering the question "Why do you think so many Americans can't find the US on a globe?" with the gem of "Because they aren't given a map!" Truth be told, very few of us know our own geography, forget about comprehending someone else's country...or the globe. I'll bet you 9 out of 10 wouldn't know your seasons are reversed from ours.

To the idea that we're "Americans" and it deprives the rest of the N&S American countries of an identity - it's partially true. We consider Canada our lesser siblings to a large degree, basically American wannabes (though if you ask any Canadian, they'll quickly inform you otherwise), and Mexicans just aren't thought of at all (unless we're discussing illegal labor or immigration). So, we ARE North America, at least in our minds. South America? Too many countries with equally strong self-identification. They have Columbians, Argentinians, Peruvians, and the Brazilians who talk funny (doubt many Americans realize that they speak Portuguese there :\). So they live on a continent called South America, but they have their national identities. We perceive ourselves AS North America, plus what would we call ourselves? United States of Americans? United Statesmen? United Statesians? Fuckit....Americans.

Politics? I would imagine the Aus-NZ people are similar to us in that the most publicized views are generally a minority. While the vast majority of us don't give a flying fuck. In the UK, they have to care - they interact with other cultures daily, and have grown up with a recognition (and sometimes bias) in dealing with others. We grow up mostly knowing other Americans, and have found that apathy on politics serves us as much as being highly active, but with less effort. Our news is a buzz with Democrats and Republicans (especially in election times) but we barely get a decent turnout of citizens willing to actually be bothered to vote. Many of them couldn't tell you the difference between the two political parties, and don't care as long as their individual lifestyle isn't effected - which really drives our motivation levels. We get news blurbs of 'the war in Iraq' but most conduct their lives the same regardless unless they are directly effected (ie, family member in the military, work for a company that supplies military or overseas, etc). I often think apathy (or at least, self-centered lifestyles) is the national past time.

As for being open minded and accepting, I think you'd find the same ratio of racism and exclusionism here that you do elsewhere. Again, I think Europeans are forced to face it and be more tolerant, but the US and Aus both are fairly isolated and independent - only dealing with their internal populations. And there, you've got whatever established biases at work with no real influence to change :\ Scoping down to just a site like BL, I like to think you have a higher percentage of tolerant, open minded people from all cultures - otherwise they wouldn't have bothered to join. But to judge Americans on the LOUNGE is a mistake. As most of you know, that forum, while dominated by Americans, is actually serving the lowest common denominator of discussion. The more intelligent American voices are usually expressed in more serious forums.

Visitors are obnoxious? I think that is common whether it is Americans down under, or Australians visiting Asia - you're on holiday, you're there to enjoy yourself. More importantly, as long as you aren't rude enough to get arrested, you can act an ass all you wish as you'll never see these people again - forgetting of course that you are creating or continuing an image that the next visitor will have to endure. It is a self centered approach, but isn't that what holiday is for - serving yourself? The balance is that some people go somewhere to 'get away'. Others, go somewhere to 'experience and learn' the place they visit - which is typically the type of visitor that is welcomed back, and goes home to share how much they appreciated the place they visited.
 
Wrong Flava

Dear LB,

Please never watch our
'governmints'
"Question Time".

PEACE
UnS
:\ :D :|





It's like watchin' apes throw papayas at each other...
...an' missin'...
 
What is an American's view of Aus? Well, we think of NZ as the Australian version of Canada (little sibling, not worth thinking of as it's own entity). In fact, NZ is probably thought of as a state of Aus. While we were a British Colony that revolted and got our independence, I don't think we're taught much of your existence beyond being a British Penal Colony (forgetting, of course, that is essentially what we were as well). We assume you were just abandoned by the British Empire :)

Honestly, though, we get little to know information about anything outside the US. We're told of the areas where we have an interest (Iraq, England,....maybe France if they are pissing us off atm). But the rest of the world is a vast void beyond our perceptions or concern. There would be the stereotypical dumb questions of Roos and Koala's in everyone's yard, and your day consists of waking up, working for a few hours, then going to the bar for a few Foster's (is there any other beer? ;) ). Weekends are spent on the porch, looking out at the desert, throwing your boomerang at the 'roos and playing your digerdoo (sp?), or at the beach fighting off man-eating sharks. Then of course you're liable to go off on walkabout at anytime, leaving your employer in the lurch, but that's okay because it is gov't sanctioned. There is no racism, because everyone is white. You may have Asian visitors, but they don't actually live there do they? There are the Aboriginals, who are like our black people in color, but more like our Native Americans in how they are treated - left to hide on the most god forsaken land and mostly left outside of society proper - not real citizens, just local occupants.


So, the above would be a general concept by Joe Average American. It's not my view, but about all I would expect an American to come up with if pressed to tell us about Australia. We get nothing in the way of education regarding your countries, or how well you interact with your neighbors (Asia). I appreciate the information you've shared, because we have no idea how much you create your own media vs feeding off stuff from the US (doesn't everyone watch our shows?). And just as your views of us are slanted by the media feeding you snippets and Hollywood images, we are equally misdirected on our own self image to some degree. It's good to know you have a healthy import of Asian media to offset the American influence, which I would agree is dominating the globe by a 'we were here first, so do it our way' mentality. Though I would be intrigued to find what things you do take national pride in - what you consider outstanding of your land, your people, your cultures.

I would think by the nature of your region, the kiwis are often left off as quiet neighbors, but there may be some nationalism and rivalry there? Even within Australia, the large middle section is fairly unlivable, so with the population focused to the coastlines, is there much connection between the metropolitan areas, in terms of travel for holiday and such? Or are they like our states - far away, and maybe someday I'll go, but it's not a part of my everyday life?
 
Its People Like 89 What Caus UnRest

B9 said:
Sorry about that but having just read the list of signatories (for) to anti - rambling in serious threads - well what else could I do but fall off my chair ?

Probably nothin', B((???)9

The Zoph said:
Maz tho you did steer a middle course...

...maintain relatively harmonious relations with our Antipodean cousins.=D

Are you callin' me an anti-podean!!!
:D

Behind said:
* Salutes UnSquare ~ for genuine off topicness*

Cheers, Mr. S,
...

Sir Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
Sir Galahad: I don't think I was.
Sir Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Sir Lancelot: No, it's too perilous.
Sir Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
Sir Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.
Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
Sir Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy.
Sir Galahad: I bet you're gay.
Sir Lancelot: Am not.
 
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Fall????????

TheLoveBandit said:
I'll bet you 9 out of 10 wouldn't know your seasons are reversed from ours.

Probably 6/7 outta 10.
Name Our States & Territories...
I reckon halfa Australians could name 10 of your states.

TLB said:
So, we ARE North America, at least in our minds.

But North,
seems,
figuratively,
to be creepin' South,
or (def.) vice-versa...
What the percentage of
California that's Latino now..
...30%+...

TLB said:
Fuckit....Americans.

Indeed.

TLB said:
In the UK,
they have to care
- they interact with other cultures daily,
and have grown up with a recognition
(and sometimes bias)
in dealing with others.

Australia is dis/dat,
in many respect.
We are very mixed-race.
(Is that a sentence?)

TLB said:
But to judge Americans on the LOUNGE is a mistake. As most of you know, that forum, while dominated by Americans, is actually serving the lowest common denominator of discussion. The more intelligent American voices are usually expressed in more serious forums.

Werd.
That's why I referenced Mad Zen's comment.
As I've said before,
Aus Soc
is like The Lounge, Softed,
with a side o' SO,
a dash o' DC,
& a splash o' SL&R.

PEACE
UnSquare
:)
 
I Am Gonna See, Now, What Hapeen's If I Do The Same In Da Lounge...

TheLoveBandit said:
...we think of NZ
as the Australian version of Canada.
(little sibling, not worth thinking of as it's own entity).

We steal their actors.
Ax' ANY Australian,
no need fo' 6/10's or 9/10's.
In return,
we let them
be the
the but (hehe)
of a few jokes.

Fair Trade.


AnotherLB said:
Honestly, though, we get little to know information about anything outside the US. We're told of the areas where we have an interest (Iraq, England,....maybe France if they are pissing us off atm). But the rest of the world is a vast void beyond our perceptions or concern.

News-wise,
on free-to-air,
same...


TLB said:
There would be the stereotypical dumb questions of Roos and Koala's in everyone's yard, and your day consists of waking up, working for a few hours, then going to the bar for a few Foster's (is there any other beer? ;) ).

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TLB said:
Then of course you're liable to go off on walkabout at anytime...

Walk where?
We got wunatha largest spread cities in tha world.
They had some Olympics there.
I assume people ran not to train,
but to get a mornin' coffee...


(HomeBush=Perfect Name)


TLB said:
...but that's okay because it is gov't sanctioned.

Check our SICK NEW WorkPlace 'Agreement Laws'
(hollah's LP!)


TLB said:
There is no racism,
because everyone is white.

At which point do I laugh! :D ;)

TLB said:
There are the Aboriginals,
who are like our black people
in colour, (yeah, it's gotta U ova here ;) )
but more like our Native Americans
in how they are treated -
left to hide
on the most god forsaken land
and mostly left outside of society proper -
not real citizens,
just local occupants.

But no Crunksinos.

Asia?

TBOTLB the average Australian knows MUCH more about Yo' States,
or even Iraq, than many Asian Countries... :\

TLB said:
I would think by the nature of your region, the kiwis are often left off as quiet neighbors,

If they're smart,
an' they are,
that's the way they'll keepit...

TLB said:
Even within Australia,
the large middle section
is fairly unlivable,
so with the population focused to the coastlines,
is there much connection between the metropolitan areas,
in terms of travel for holiday and such?
Or are they like our states -
far away,
and maybe someday
I'll go,
but it's not a part of my everyday life?

Pretty much.
IMO.
But alotta main city 'Stralian's do make a teenage/early-twenties
attempt
at checkin' this continent out...

Except Tasmania.

It's full o' spinnin' tigers
&
incest.

Apparently.

PEACE
UnSquare
:)
 
PERspective is ALWAYS down to the individual !!!!

What something means to one person can mean something COMPLETELY DIFFERENT even though the same words will have been used !!! 8o :(

IT'S quite a tricky one with all its intricaseeeeeeees !!!!! 8o %) ;) <3 <3 <3


LUV da LOVE & LUV ya LOVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xxxxxxxxxxx ;) ;) <3 <3 <3 =D
 
Interesting that you consider yourselves North American............lol, no wonder the canadians get the shits so much.

I dont think anyone here considers you as North Americans.

You are Central Americans and thats the start and end of it.

TLB You have given my head so,me interesting considerations cos I just realised that your country doesnt have a name.

I mean United states is hardly a name............its like saying "that country over there" or "the long place with a few islands" or "the group of people that talk in mandarin"

lol.

I propose we start making suggestions for a name for your country.
 
^

United
Salesmen
of
Armaments


I better run I reckon
 
"I Was Wack" "No, I Was Wack." - Mr. I Inda Sky, Get Me?

MazDan said:
Interesting that you consider yourselves North American............lol, no wonder the canadians get the shits so much.

I dont think anyone here considers you as North Americans.

You are Central Americans and thats the start and end of it.

TLB You have given my head so,me interesting considerations cos I just realised that your country doesnt have a name.

I mean United states is hardly a name............its like saying "that country over there" or "the long place with a few islands" or "the group of people that talk in mandarin"

lol.

I propose we start making suggestions for a name for your country.

I envisage a few good calls,
an' heaps of idiots payin' out
the US.

Poorly, too.

Boo, Derek ;)

PEACE
UnS
:)

Sorry,
I am Drunk,
A.P.U.....
 
massiveinminiature said:
PERspective is ALWAYS down to the individual !!!!

What something means to one person can mean something COMPLETELY DIFFERENT even though the same words will have been used !!<3 <3 <3 =D

Fo' instance, only smoke around certain people...
...(tomacco)...

yet,
Imabout to smoke a cigaretteness,
it's caus of all this America talk.

America remindsme of The Malboro Man/Lucky Strike
(they Luck'd WWII & V'nam..)

Anywayz,
spark,
tasty,
...
after the stove..

Damn Zip outta fool...
My sleepin' w(if)e has all the lights in da bedroom...
:|
 
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