a holiday story (everyone contribute)

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a holiday story (everyone contribute)

Three guys and two girls are rolling HARD
So they decide to go to a CHRISTMAS RAVE
They get inside and the DJ is "OFF THE HOOK"
SO they all start dancing there asses off
when one guy notices an 8ft santa claus walking towards him on the dance floor
HE then________
 
collapses from all the cocaine he took before going to the rave. His friends rush him to the hospital where he's pronounced dead.
 
But just as the coroner rolled him into the mortuiary, he pops his head up and said DUUUUUDE what a quite refreshing nap, so he goes to an after party where he meets she-ra the princess of.....
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"That which engages the metaphorical heart is not as easy to pin down as that which makes the physical heart pound"
~Patricia Beard
 
of VALKEN ISLAND then they take a walk into the strobe light room and__________
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return to the club, where the 8ft santa gives each one of them a small box wrapped like a present, they open them up and find ________
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Smaddy
Choose Your Friends, Choose love, Choose Raves, Choose Life...
 
...the most beautiful MAGIC BEANS...he shows them to his friend (who is conviently holding a bottle of water) and they decide to____
 
guard those magic beans with their lives until the upcoming awesome Millenium New Year's Eve rave, where they're meeting up with fellow ravers from an underground internet message board. So they stuff the beans into the secret pockets in their oversized pants. No sooner had they removed their hands from their pockets when ........
 
a policeman walks up to them and says what did you just put into your pocket and they said "a magic bean". The policeman said those are illegal and your going to jail. And they said "no no no as they put one of the magic beans into the policemans mouth. and he starts feeling good. He then says "this feel really good and there is nothing wrong with it, so im gonna be nice to all the rave kiddies and i will never act like i rule the world again. Here is 30$ and go buy yourselves another magic bean and be careful. The kids then ___________
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"Create Your Own Ecstasy"
 
Go and look for that 8ft santa but when they
are unsuccesful they are just about to give
up when they bump into a 2 ft snowman giving
this tall brunette a lightshow the snowman turns and says "__________
 
yo bitchs what da fuck iz up i am da illest snowman you will ever meet, then gives them the finger and says don't make me bust a cap in yo azz. And then to my dismay________
 
the snowman pulls out a gun and pulls the trigger. As I stare into the barrel expecting sudden death I see a balloon come out of the gun. It turns out the gun is really just a neat cracker. I grab the balloon and start to inhale the nitrous when suddenly ___________
 
the snowman melts and the tall brunette looks
down at the puddle of water and the glo-sticks and gun lying on the floor and sez________
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"Wow, what a wonderful trip I have been on, I talked to a tiny snowman and kissed an 8up santa that was 8ft tall, Oh look.........there are my glowsticks, and look at that I just happened to have 3 cases of chargers for that tight cracker. Would you all like to join me?"" And we said Hell yeah!!!!!!
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I introduced myself as 'The Wippit Wizard' I than partook in taking a ballon from that phat gun, as I put it in my mouht and began to inhale the most amazing thing happend ............
 
as I took that hit I saw my body fall but i could still walk so i went to go find my friends and when i did...............
 
....a dog w/ a neon green sign which read:
" I'm lost in a world full of direction"....
I then look up at the sky and think.....
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so i decide to purchase a small fern named phern (he's abig phish phan), and i set off to the mall to purchase some taco bell for my fern since it's all he eats (he's rare carnivorous fern). as i approach the counter at the taco bell, i suddenly see that damn chihuahua out of the corner of my eye. we make eye contact and he says to me ____________
 
"Yo Queiro Ecstasy" as he hands you a 10 pack for being nice. I thank him and ____
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"Create Your Own Ecstasy"
 
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