a funny translation of "shiny happy people" into death metal

[harraser]

something a freind sent me lmao
THIS IS THE ORIGINAL VERSION OF SHINY HAPPY PEOPLE, AND BELOW IS THE DEATH
METAL TRANSALTION!!! - enjoy -
"SHINY HAPPY PEOPLE"
(Berry/Buck/Mills/Stipe) Night Garden Music (BMI)
ORIGINAL VERSION
TRANSLATED BY 'UNMANGLER'
Shiny happy people laughing
Meet me in the crowd
People people
Throw your love around
Love me love me
Take it into town
Happy happy
Put it in the ground
Where the flowers grow
Gold and silver shine
Shiny happy people holding hands
Shiny happy people laughing
Everyone around love them, love them
Put it in your hands
Take it take it
There's no time to cry
Happy happy
Put it in your heart
Where tomorrow shines
Gold and silver shine
Shiny happy people holding hands
Shiny happy people laughing
TRANSLATION INTO DEATH METAL!!!
Luminescent, gleeful corpses cackling
Impale thyself to me in a seething mob
Of useless fucking humans
Splatter your seed indiscriminately
Impregnate me malignantly
Drag it into the populace
Maniacal ecstasy
Bury it with disangerment
Where the corpses rot
Gold and silver shine…
Luminescent gleeful corpses, limbs obscenely entwined
Luminescent gleeful motherfucking corpses!!!!!!!!!!
[lead break]
All these cunt-aguous fucks, kill them, kill them
Grasp it in your gore-slimed fingers
Pillage and steal it
Show no fucking weakness
Only maniacal ecstacy
Plunge it into your quivering chest
As the slick blood-spattered viscera of your innards shine
Gold and silver shine…
Luminescent gleeful corpses, limbs obscenely entwined
Luminescent gleeful motherfucking corpses!!!!!!!!!!

 

[NoneSoVile]

Haha maybe Dying Fetus will do a coversong now