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2011-2012 college football thread v. SEC circle jerk

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^ Yeah, somewhat. Now people will complain that outside the top 2 obvious teams playing who will deserve the other 2 seeds? Its going to be more heated than the NCAA basketball tourney selections.
 
The tournament needs to be more than 4 teams, but at least this is a step in the right direction.

Should be interesting to see how USC performs their first year out from under the boot of the NCAA.
 
they're supposed to be national championship contenders, so that'll be fun. I'm looking forward to someone shutting up obnoxious oregon fans, but my memory is long enough to remember how obnoxious trojans fans can be.
 
USC fans are pretty much the worst, since they're by far the best college football team in the region over the past 10 or 20 years. Especially annoying since im a Cal fan, I do however root for them when they face up aginst non-west coast teams.

On paper it seems like Oregon and USC are some of the biggest threats to the SEC.
 
man that's what pisses me off about these 4 and 5 star recruits, too. you know they love them some football, and chances are, they are playing for their favorite college football team (whether it be tOSU, USCw, UGA). now I was a young fella that loved to play football, but also was prone to get in some trouble back in those days. but you best believe that when it became time to play a game or take that drug test, I would make fucking sure I was clean. and I just played for some really non-existent small school. I'm not some beast like these guys, but just a normal dude who has always had a passion for the game... if I was playing for (insert prestigious school here) I would make sure that I was doing everything that is possible to be right... hell, you got a shot at playing in the NFL!

... just getting it off my chest. if I had football to yell at I wouldn't even be typing this
 
just ran into a phantom smotpoker post last night when i wasn't sleeping and cruising bluelight. i hope he's enjoying his buckeye boards where there aren't annoying little girls like Kenickie who root for the SEC or little girls who hate Ohio like Kenickie or little girls who hit boys in bars like Kenickie. Here's to you losing to a SEC team for the rest of your life. sorry axl. maybe he'll OD after another 6-7 and my curse will only last a year.
 
New stuff coming out in the Penn State scandal. Starting to seem like Joe Pa was a bit more involved in the cover up than the cult wanted to believe. At least there are emails that indicate that. Penn State is going downhill fast, Temple could have beat them last year if Bernard Pierce doesnt get injured
 
losing to the SEC our entire life? we beat Arkansas and their annoying fat fanbase down!

plus Urban Meyer is going to tear the SEC a new asshole. he is already stealing your recruits. Meyer is going to reestablish the State of Ohio as the Great Nexus of All Football Realities
 
related reading:

your bcs team as a drug - edsbs

FLORIDA: Meth. Really only got big after 1990. Violent binges interspersed with long dormant periods. Commonalities: scaly skin, high profit margins, chews through management quickly, occasional disastrous explosions.

GEORGIA: Unsure about Georgia. Zero pattern, pretty good but not great, numbing...Xanax. UGA is Xanax.

LSU: Bourbon. Fuel for great achievements and ill-advised sexual escapades. Might make love to you. Might kill you with a shovel. Damages long term memory with repeated exposures.

TENNESSEE: Ketamine. Creates a trapped, hole-like experience for the user. Label on vial says "For use on subhuman primates only."

KENTUCKY: Methadone. The sad substitute for the drug you cannot get.

SOUTH CAROLINA: Gas-huffing. Hard to explain the appeal to non-devotees. Headaches, vomiting, delusions. Users are loyal beyond all reason.

ARKANSAS: Ayahuasca. a potent hallucinogen. "A religious sacrament that makes you see demons." NAILED IT.

OHIO STATE: Weed. Wildly popular. Gets smoked by SEC football players in bowls.

USC: Just classic prescription methamphetamines. The kind classy rich people took in the 1950s. Side effects may include being awesome

FLORIDA STATE: Ecstasy. Big in the 90s. Usually ended up with you in some sort of native costume. Comedown is horrible.

GEORGIA TECH: Spice. The synthetic weed you smoke when you want to clear a job interview, but also want to possibly rob a liquor store, too. Also: MADE IN A LAB.
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you guys seen those fucking amazing NCAA '13 commericals?

so far i've only seen two, the one for LSU and for UGA.

the uga one is titled 'wrong' which is pretty perfect.
 
that's the big seller this year?

they are running out of ideas fast
 
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