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2011-2012 college football thread v. SEC circle jerk

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but that's why people like me, NCAA fans who have no stock in the SEC, kinda like Les Miles and think he's entertaining. even the lay-fan probably recognizes Nick Saban's Satanity, as the Alabama h/c

btw - did anybody else see this amazing clip from a Texas high school state championship, played in Cowboys Stadium, where a rogue golf cart somehow kept running and continued to barrel into coaches/trainers/bystanders??

the one guy who stopped the car went very MacGuyver lol "that's like a runaway cart there and it finally took somebody to stop it"
 
oh yah, and you just reminded me of that awesome Les Miles/Lee Corso eating grass commercial

and how is he not BCS mainstream again??
 
LSU played (and beaten) 8 ranked opponents this season. Boise, The Media's beloved Cinderella, has only beat 7 ranked opponents in the past 6 seasons combined.

#SEC UBER ALLES

Media darling? You gotta be fucking kidding me. The exact opposite is true. Every time I hear Boise mentioned by the talking heads on ESPN they mention how they dont play anyone good/dont deserve to be there ect.

If anything the "media darlings" are your tigers. GAME OF THE CENTURY LOL.
 
no team is more of a media darling than notre dame

i liked it last year when somebody made an already nervous kid film tape on high atop a tilted tower during a wind storm

why isn't anyone in jail for negligence?
 
the only fans that can delude themselves into thinking the SEC is anything but media darlings are SEC fans. I'm sure Care is all like, try being a fan of Fresno State!

my list of the most lubed-up NCAA schools by the media:

1) LSU
2) Alabama
3) the Rest of the SEC excluding the really bad schools like Vandy
4) Notre Dame
5) Ohio State

don't get me wrong, I would love to go back to the years before now (pre-2003) when the SEC was just a shit-stain on even the ACC's boot heel

but things are far from that this year. you can't say how you're the best and how the BCS hand jobs you on the regular, to the Rodney Dangerfield card. cake and eating it too, etc
 
the only fans that can delude themselves into thinking the SEC is anything but media darlings are SEC fans. I'm sure Care is all like, try being a fan of Fresno State!

my list of the most lubed-up NCAA schools by the media:

1) LSU
2) Alabama
3) the Rest of the SEC excluding the really bad schools like Vandy
4) Notre Dame
5) Ohio State

don't get me wrong, I would love to go back to the years before now (pre-2003) when the SEC was just a shit-stain on even the ACC's boot heel

but things are far from that this year. you can't say how you're the best and how the BCS hand jobs you on the regular, to the Rodney Dangerfield card. cake and eating it too, etc



You're forgetting Florida State. The entire nation is still wondering why they were ranked #5 to start the season. Seriously, what the fuck. They deserve a place in the top five, considering they are ranked higher than they are supposed to be every single year, more than any other school. They finish first in every measurement somebody has created for most overrated teams.

I'm always happy to see them fail, however :D
 
you'll never see okla state on that list

cause they are afraid to say the wrong thing

i have a hard on for mike gundy, btw

thanks to axl for creating that safe zone

cause apparently, i'm now a super testosterone fueled fagbashing of a man for making a comment like that
 
I think it's hilarious that Penn State QB got knocked the fuck out against his own WR in a post-practice locker room scuffle. he also suffered a seizure. I hate Matt McGloin with a passion. he is a below average QB

hey McGloin! -

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lol yeah that news made me lol all over my shirt

the whole mcgloin family are over enthusiastic stereotypical jocks

i played against matt and his brother in high school baseball

and their oldest brother is this weird dude, who because he coached my bro one year in college, sends him a birthday card in the mail ever year
 
lol yeah that news made me lol all over my shirt

the whole mcgloin family are over enthusiastic stereotypical jocks

i played against matt and his brother in high school baseball

and their oldest brother is this weird dude, who because he coached my bro one year in college, sends him a birthday card in the mail ever year

Well, at least we know his little brother attended the right school, at least.
 
haha, I've heard from a friend from Scranton and he said that the McGloin family are a bunch of pricks anyways
 
Media darling? You gotta be fucking kidding me. The exact opposite is true. Every time I hear Boise mentioned by the talking heads on ESPN they mention how they dont play anyone good/dont deserve to be there ect.

Well, Boise fills its stadium with what, maybe 15,000 fan$? Boise was a good story/experiment while it lasted, but hell Boise didn't even win the Mountain West this year.

If anything the "media darlings" are your tigers. GAME OF THE CENTURY LOL.

When you win, the media likes you because they know your fans are watching. In the past I've gone 3 or 4 weeks without daring to switch to ESPN to maybe see my team getting whooped on the highlight reel.

As for the "game of the century," it's like everyone decided it was too boring and wanted a DO-OVER. If LSU would have blown-out Bama, I don't think Bama would be playing for the MNC, and vice versa. Because the game was low-scoring as crap and did not produce a truly epic finish, and because OSU lost to freaking Iowa State, the people indeed get their DO-OVER. I swear, it is like the SECSPN gods swooped down from above and made OSU lose that game.


Saban is viewed as the head of a household, where as Les pretty much has "hold on loosely" playing in the background whenever he's on camera (eating grass, clapping like a moron, forgetting to call a time out, calling a time out when he's out of them).

This is golden. POINTS FER PANDER!
 
the only fans that can delude themselves into thinking the SEC is anything but media darlings are SEC fans. I'm sure Care is all like, try being a fan of Fresno State!

my list of the most lubed-up NCAA schools by the media:

1) LSU
2) Alabama
3) the Rest of the SEC excluding the really bad schools like Vandy
4) Notre Dame
5) Ohio State

don't get me wrong, I would love to go back to the years before now (pre-2003) when the SEC was just a shit-stain on even the ACC's boot heel

but things are far from that this year. you can't say how you're the best and how the BCS hand jobs you on the regular, to the Rodney Dangerfield card. cake and eating it too, etc


I was surprised to not see Oklahoma on your list, but then I thought about it. The media actually always seems to hate on Oklahoma, and right as they start to come around we lay an egg. The rankings sure do always give us a lot of love though =)
 
you'll never see okla state on that list

cause they are afraid to say the wrong thing

i have a hard on for mike gundy, btw

thanks to axl for creating that safe zone

cause apparently, i'm now a super testosterone fueled fagbashing of a man for making a comment like that

I really like Gundy too. I get to go to a lot of OSU home games when I am back in the US, and they are always a lot of fun to watch. I was really disappointed to see Bama get the nod over them =\.
 
seeing Bama get the nod over OSU is just another huge travesty in the BCS era doted with travesties

and yeah, I should've put Oklahoma either before or after tOSU on that list, eh? no hard feelings. if your school is a media darling, like mine and yours, I think you should embrace it
 
if your school is a media darling, like mine and yours, I think you should embrace it

True dat. I'm enjoying how some of the talking heads are finally giving South Carolina credit on the 10-2 regular season. All they talk about is overcoming the loss of the "big three" (WR Jeffery, RB Lattimore, QB Garcia), how Spurrier has done one of his greatest coaching jobs ever, and how our defense is legit. Now that I think about it, another almost-cliche is how SCAR is winning by running well and playing good defense, and not like the "Fun-n-Gun" pass happy teams Spurrier dominated with at Florida.

Still, I wish they'd replace one of those story lines with a more in-depth analysis. For example, does Spurrier finally have the makings of a great QB with Connor Shaw? It is astonishing that Steve freaking Spurrier has not produced one of those brilliant system QBs since his first season with S.CAR in 2005. We've never had a QB who we can truly look at and say, "there's no way that he will cost us the next game, and if we do lose then it damn sure won't be the QB's fault." Garcia was way too hot and cold, and his party rage level was top-10 in the nation.

Shaw, on the other hand, is a coach's son who lives and breathes football. Spurrier recruited him largely because he fell in love with the idea of having a dual-threat QB around 2006. The Head Ball Coach gave Syvelle Newton (primarily a WR/DB/RB in college) the starting QB job for a few games over standard pocket-passer Blake Mitchell. Newton was a decent passer and had quite a bit of success, but ultimately proved to most effective as a WR/DB when Mitchell earned his job back. Newton was not a true QB in size or passing ability, but he was able to step-in and win games when Mitchell was in a slump. Spurs was uber-impressed with the possible advantages of a true dual-threat QB, as opposed to a QB who is mobile only by virtue of good footwork in the pocket and decent scrambling ability.

Connor Shaw can run like hell and is great at the zone-read. He ran the zone-read in high school, and now it is USC's main strategy on offense (I-formation was still heavily used the previous season). In the zone-read, the QB is operating an option in which he can hand the ball to a RB or keep it to run or throw (often faking to the RB). It is all about being able to read the defense and make quick, effective decisions to gain yardage. The QB must act quickly to take advantage of what the defense is showing him (hand off to RB if the free DE is containing, pull the ball from RB and run towards the side of the DE if he goes for the RB, etc). There are plenty of QBs with the ability to make those decisions correctly, but if the QB can make the reads quick AND throw well AND he's a damn good runner..that is a lot for the defense to think about and physically defend. If you can sustain long drives and get the defense physically tired and mentally confused/discouraged, you're doing your job.

Shaw knows when to slide, when to protect the ball and go down or take a loss, and when to dart into the open spaces left by opposing defenses. He can put a deep ball on the money...Our best WR Alshon Jeffery dropped a couple of long-balls from Shaw not long after Shaw was named the starter, and he NEVER drops footballs when they are even near the money...It was almost like Jeffery was so accustomed to having to make crazy good catches (courtesy of many Garcia passes), that he had to get used to the possibility of turning around in-stride with the football right where it should be, just like the play is designed . Shaw likes to spread the ball around, and he's been pretty damn consistent in making the easy throws and avoiding stupid ones. He doesn't force shit when it's not there. The collective blood pressure of Gamecock fans has decreased big-time since Shaw showed us how he rolls.

Even when Garcia was "on," there was always a great sense of nervousness as we'd wait for his next mind-boggling mistake...And I mean every single one of our fans, unless heavily medicated, had that nervous feeling about Garcia. How does a guy look NFL-bound on one play, and then on the very next play do something like, oh I don't know, THROW THE BALL DIRECTLY TO THE OTHER TEAM!?!? I get on him, but he's still in great football shape and I hope he earns an NFL practice squad job. If he can mature or rededicate himself to the game or whatever, he could have a successful career as a back-up QB. He is definitely a gamer and will put his body on the line to get those extra yards running. He's physically able to take big hits, not get himself injured, and bounce back up despite the pain. A lot of guys come from college to the NFL, only to get beat to hell and never recover or develop. As a QB who is not built like Tebow, Garcia needs to learn to avoid unnecessary hits.

But I digress. It is nice to finally have Connor Shaw running shit for my Gamecocks. He is still very young and made plenty of mistakes this year, but it is evident that he has learned from his mistakes. In other words, Shaw is not as amazing as I might have described him, but at this pace he could be a great one. For a sophomore with only 7 games under his belt (6-1 as a starter), he has exhibited mental maturity and has made improvements from week to week. He's made some clutch plays this year, and there is no way the Gamecocks are close to 10-2 without him.

He's a God damned breath of fresh Flowery Branch, GA air. With his exceptional athletic ability and impressive work ethic, and under the guidance of a certain Steve Spurrier, Shaw could one day become a top college QB.

I understand if you good folks don't want to read all this junk about a team you probably don't give a crap about, but please allow this die-hard Gamecock fan to gloat!

If someone out there has no team to pull for (or lost interest in a team) and wants to get into (or back into) the spirit of the great sport of college football, the South Carolina Gamecocks would be a good team to give a chance! We are historic underdogs with a chip on our shoulder. NO ONE gave us a chance to EVER be consistently good, even after Spurrier got here! We are proving those people very, very wrong, but not so much in an "I told ya so" sort of way, if that makes sense. Plus our female fans, a truly fine bunch, enjoy triumphantly saying "Go Cocks" and wearing shirts/hoodies that simply say "Cocks" across the boobs. You can laugh and say "So, you like having Cocks on your tits..." and not be immediately smacked in the face. Nice, huh?

Lol I remember the last time Georgia came to play USC, there was a group of UGA dudes who kept egging on the USC chicks to say "Go Cocks"...They were all "man that shit is GREAT haha, I just love hearing that, say it again!" Good times.
 
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Ohio State gets bowl ban, other penalties

COLUMBUS, Ohio (AP)—Urban Meyer’s first Ohio State team won’t be bowl-bound.

The NCAA hit Ohio State with a one-year bowl ban and other penalties on Tuesday for a scandal that involved eight players taking a total of $14,000 in cash and tattoos in exchange for jerseys, rings and other Buckeyes memorabilia. Tipped to the violations, then-coach Jim Tressel failed to speak up.

The university had previously offered to vacate the 2010 season, return bowl money, go on two years of NCAA probation and use five fewer football scholarships over the next three years.

But the NCAA countered with a bowl ban in Meyer’s first year as head coach in 2012, further reduced the number of scholarships and tacked on a year of probation.

http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/news;_ylt=At1VOLtvh3AgBDE0CO44SZU5nYcB?slug=ap-ncaa-ohiost


... that sucks axl.

Is the NCAA trying to make college football as lame as possible?
 
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