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This is patently false, I have quoted dozens of times today alone. Quit spreading your fake news bruh, lest I change your name to CNNBCFOX.

ARE YOU THREATENING ME!!!!

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WHATS UP BIG XORK

The ceiling. A tree. Some clouds. The atmosphere. The center of the galaxy; a supermassive black hole. A trillion distant galaxies. A bird.

Also my level of highness.

You may call me "your highness". You don't have to, but if you did, it would be accurate.
 







Quote me baby


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Quote me harder!

Quote my dirty posts!!


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Was that as good for me as it was for you?
 
One who does math homework after midnight should not expect to get sufficient rest before work.

One who works from home can get away with cracking open a textbook at any hour, provided that one does not study too often

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Haha oh my god I was just quoting Becky's bitchy friend like an hour ago. 90s white girls just jealous of non-flat white girl butts.



Haha, I also have a sister who is 3 years younger than me. I couldn't STAND her when we were little, she was so annoying. She used to have like 3 temper tantrums a day... the kind of kid who would have a massive meltdown in the grocery store because she wanted something and my mom would say no. It was so embarrassing to me. She did this thing when she was like 3, 4 years old, where every single commercial on TV, she'd scream MOMMY I WANT THAT! And if my mom didn't say "okay honey", she would start freaking out. I remember one time my mom was taking a shower and a commercial came on for something like legal services or something really random like that, and my sister spent 10 minutes screaming and kicking the bathroom door because my mom wouldn't say "okay honey".

I was so mean to her, I loved manipulating her. I would make her tell on herself for stuff she didn't do and then she'd get in trouble for it and become convinced she actually did the thing (like I'd tell my mom she hit me or something). I was more mean to her than I have ever been to anyone else in my life. But by about the time I got to high school I realized she was my sister and I should be nice to her. As adults we get along well, but we're not super close like my brother and I are.

Anyway when my mom was pregnant with my brother, they didn't want to know the gender until he was born. I prayed so hard for a brother. When I saw him in the hospital, I said "Philip, you saved my life, you're a boy!" I was so happy to have a brother that I decided I would teach him everything I knew. I taught him how to walk, climb stairs, throw, and be a self-aware little kid. Even when he was 3, he was so smart and we had great conversations. We hung out all the time. To this day we feel a really close connection that is really profound.

He has a 2 year old son who looks exactly like he did, it's so trippy.

I'm so lucky to be so close with my brother, I see so many people who grow apart from or even don't like their siblings.

Damn I'm feeling overwhelmed with love today. Chatterboxed my girlfriend all night.

By the way Hylight, you're awesome, keep being you. ❤
Rodman and Wun Hung Lo. Whens the wedding?
 
Real hippies only eat patchouli, full bush and LSD. And would never harm sister fish.

Rodman and Wun Hung Lo. Whens the wedding?

They secretly married back in 2010 and carry on a sordid secret romance that is very sexually satisfying to them both.

Okay etizolam time for Xorkoth.

I'll pay for it tomorrow, but it was worth it to slay Shady with his own word salad tossing program
 
Real hippies only eat patchouli and LSD



They secretly married back in 2010 and carry on a sordid secret romance that is very sexually satisfying to them both.

Okay etizolam time for Xorkoth.

I'll pay for it tomorrow, but it was worth it to slay Shady with his own word salad tossing program

ETIZOLAM WAAAAAAAAT

Oiii wheres schizo at???? SCHIZOOOOO!?
 
But for real, my girl used to live on this woofing hippie farm when I met her, lots of hippies came and went, and one night we were hanging out there and this one girl got pissed off when someone was talking about poison ivy, and insisted that he call it "sister ivy" because "poison" was offensive to the plant.
 
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