Xorkoth
Bluelight Crew
I can play God save the Queen and Good King Wencelas on piano so srsly you two keep trying and practising, bar is set pretty high though.
Fuck I'm quitting, it's frustrating to know I'll never be the best

I can play God save the Queen and Good King Wencelas on piano so srsly you two keep trying and practising, bar is set pretty high though.
Me: freeloader and chronic masturbator.Dual occupation: computer programmer and musician (keyboards)
And that's not even the most impressive thing you can do with an instrument.I can play God save the Queen and Good King Wencelas on piano so srsly you two keep trying and practising, bar is set pretty high though.
bad for your eyesight but they've come along way with rk surgeryMe: freeloader and chronic masturbator.
And that's not even the most impressive thing you can do with an instrument.
You're a 100 catch !
But not everyone will.Anyone can do that.
Me: freeloader and chronic masturbator.
Sweet, I'll preheat the oven.What's up yall
I'm getting a bunch if oxy tomorrow. My coworker who is a manic crazy person just told me he gets all that energy from a permanent oxy script, and I told him that we should've been friends WAY EARLIER. I offered him money and Lyrica and he won't take anything he said he'll just give me a bunch free, 25mg OPs.
As soon as I'm about to move away my job gives us a +$2/hr bump for 2 weeks and this guy is giving out oxy like Halloween candy. Fuck me.
Sooo do you have the perks or not !?That has to be one of the TALLest tales since Paul Bunion. I like to tell my 20 y/o daughter’s friends that come to my home that I have a bottle of Percocet in my medicine cabinet and can’t take it because it makes me sick. I see their eyes light up. I play it off for a little bit, whisper, “Do you want some... you can have the whole bottle... they’re like a year old, but...”, and then I laugh and laugh and laugh.
I’m calling bullshit on this coworker.
Expiration date doesnt do much to the activate ingredient besides degrade it a bit.I do. They make me sick. They’re probably expired though but...![]()
Make sure you responsibly dispose of them at your nearest rx take back site.I just checked and they are like 4 months expired. I’ll give y...![]()
I remember my Peepa and Meema telling me about the Spanish flu. They said that it upended the world and made people Swing dance and have premarital sex snorting cocaine while roaring into the 20’s. I hope that never happens after this pandemic.
That has to be one of the TALLest tales since Paul Bunion. I like to tell my 20 y/o daughter’s friends that come to my home that I have a bottle of Percocet in my medicine cabinet and can’t take it because it makes me sick. I see their eyes light up. I play it off for a little bit, whisper, “Do you want some... you can have the whole bottle... they’re like a year old, but...”, and then I laugh and laugh and laugh.
I’m calling bullshit on this coworker.