CoastTwoCoast
Bluelighter
Haha, you girls have it so lucky, you can get whatever you want by sticking a dick in your mouth.![]()
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Have you ever had a mouthful of jizz? Yeah, ok then.
Haha, you girls have it so lucky, you can get whatever you want by sticking a dick in your mouth.![]()
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Honey if i am blowing a teacher i better get an AEnglish was always my best subject. I sucked at algebra in my senior year of high school. I almost considered blowing the teacher just to get a D so I could graduate. I was still a member of the National Honors Society anyway.
Honey if i am blowing a teacher i better get an A
I'm too disabled to flirt.
Tbf dudes have the same power, just ask capHaha, you girls have it so lucky, you can get whatever you want by sticking a dick in your mouth.![]()
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where I'm at you have to be more sly and subtle and temper "anxious looking" with more like "I know if our paths are gonna cross again they will and I'm feeling something special" energy.Typical white boy flirting. Bite your lip, intensely keep staring at a woman and when you make eye contact anxiously look away and smile like you've seen it all before. Tell them you're a single father and when they ask you for pictures of your kid show them some of your adopted foreign son you downloaded when you were googling ebaums world memes.
Also here's some lines that never fail. Do you have pet insurance? Cause I'm about to smash that pussy. Or, what's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick in you.
you probably actually could if you took this sailor to a taco truck and got him like a six pack of beer.Can't jelly my dick into your bum
pharmakos said:you can't spell "ambassador" without ass or sad