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have fun at work

this is pretty much my job right here:

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I'm a twerk instructor.

use your thighs to shake your ass, loosen back muscles, and keep trying shit w/ me as a coach and I'll tell U when u get it just rite

male female black white straight gay doesn't matter come 2 cpt he wants to get u LAID

I followed your instructions and suffered a lumbar back disc hernia.

Is this because I am white and have the co ordination of a sloth or are you responsible for a long term painful injury if do do you have any money so I can sue plz
 
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mal was the superbowl good

or super boring

it was good. Halftime show was super hetero but it was aight.

i also loved the dueling trump/Bloomberg ads. Both exploiting black people for political gain. You know, because the blacks love the football and we must show them we like them during the super bowl.
 
LMAO right? What a loser!!

If he'd of crossed the threshold it would've messed everything up.

You're so smart it blows my mind! I wish I had that level of maturity.

The thing about that story is I was the kid and I'm still standing at the threshold.

I suppose this could make me a loser.

I like to seethe when others do the same.

Seems like the whole ocean is salty at the fact that there's a grain of salt.

I mean what's the fucking point? Judge something because you like to fuck animals and infants??

Grow a fucking pair. Quit doing drugs you worthless junkies!! 😉😂

Fausty from the grave?

Go bump dicks with a monkey and quit being such a lousy piece of cow manure.

Hmmm

Drugs are bad mmmkay.

So is the fact I'm so self righteous. I installed an app on someone's phone so I could monitor and spread his life amongst a vast group of people. It makes me feel better about myself cause he's such a bad person. It's alright though because he has no idea and I deny deny deny.

I'm such a good person! 😂



I knew this donkey once who was always bitching about something or another... Never enough food, enough sleep, enough attention...

CH you kinda remind me of that donkey.

Eventually my Uncle Jerry had to put it down. 😋
You had an Uncle Jerry too?
 
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Good morning my dudes, dudettes, attack helicopters, gingerbread people, Tibetan lizard monks, non binary bleep bloops, humanish ai, and whoever else drops by today, hope you all have a fine day, or are in the midst of one already, or are finishing a great one down unda (the drop bears started the fire).

I would like to bring to your attention the fact that I found my missing vape pen after two weeks, i feared it had been lost to the abyss but it was rly just stuck in the couch. That is all.
 
Good morning my dudes, dudettes, attack helicopters, gingerbread people, Tibetan lizard monks, non binary bleep bloops, humanish ai, and whoever else drops by today, hope you all have a fine day, or are in the midst of one already, or are finishing a great one down unda (the drop bears started the fire).

I would like to bring to your attention the fact that I found my missing vape pen after two weeks, i feared it had been lost to the abyss but it was rly just stuck in the couch. That is all.

going to doctor to get my meds today. I will keep an eye out for it.
 
I followed your instructions and suffered a lumbar back disc hernia.

Is this because I am white and have the co ordination of a sloth or are you responsible for a long term painful injury if do do you have any money so I can sue plz
I umm have no money....

pls tell me your back is ok honey love

There needs to be a black box warning on twerking
 
it was good. Halftime show was super hetero but it was aight.

i also loved the dueling trump/Bloomberg ads. Both exploiting black people for political gain. You know, because the blacks love the football and we must show them we like them during the super bowl.
baby You know I prefer my heteros. They've got all the best drugs. The ghey scene is obsessed with G and meth like that's the only drugs they know other than peripheral non-cerebral shit like poppers

BITCH I WANT PSYCHEDELICS, BENZOS, DOWNERS, shiiiiii

my straight/bi bois know where it's at <3

You know, because the blacks love the football and we must show them we like them during the super bowl.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I screamed laughing at your joke bro

That shit woke me up thank you <3

mal 4 president

The thing about that story is I was the kid and I'm still standing at the threshold.

I suppose this could make me a loser.
NOPE you're awesome just the way you are don't listen to the drug h8r's

<3

Oh man, I can tell this thread will be fun when I'm drunk
It's the BEST. I go through and re-read all my madness and shit it's great.

If this thread were months old you'd see my "RIP JAMAL -> "WHY DOESN'T HE LOVE ME MAL" -> IT'S SO COOL TO NOT BE IN LOVE BUT JUST FUCK OPEN LOVE STYLE LIKE A HIPPIE" transition.

Good morning my dudes, dudettes, attack helicopters, gingerbread people, Tibetan lizard monks, non binary bleep bloops, humanish ai, and whoever else drops by today, hope you all have a fine day, or are in the midst of one already, or are finishing a great one down unda (the drop bears started the fire).

I would like to bring to your attention the fact that I found my missing vape pen after two weeks, i feared it had been lost to the abyss but it was rly just stuck in the couch. That is all.
LOL NON BINARY BLEEP BLOOPS ahhahahahaah <3

I idenitfy as a binary cis homo male with a BBC but I do also identify as BLEEP BLOOP does that make me non-binary because I don't like my peas and mashed potatoes touching each other. One's a tasty mound the other are salty balls but I like M->F sex too so I guess that makes me super binary.

YAY FOR FINDING STUFF IN THE COUCH I love found stuff.

'morning

I slept from like... fuck I don't know 10 pm to 10 am IT WAS SO GOOD I had four beers and two hypnotic benzos (same one just two pills of it, staggered because I thought 1 would work LUL NOPE) and oh wow

best sleep
ever

I was all fucked up dancing last night listening to music and I woke up hot so I put the AC on and I woke up freezing and I SO DON'T CARE I JUST WANTED AND GOT GOOD SLEEP I can deal with a little coldness.

I'm hocking up a bunch of mucous presumably because I've run out of weed and only have like half a gram of shatter left for 2 days THAT'S ALL I HAVE well other than alcohol or benzos I'LL NEVER RUN OUT OF DOWNERS or I'll go fucking crazy.

ALRIGHT DOGGOS BORK BORK I"m out for now. Like literally out of DOGGO medicine and suffering but I feel REALLY GOOD like HAPPY because, oh I don't konw, the universe is in love with my D or something. I really don't know why I feel so good: it defies logic and explanations .

Either way I have ... good feels and I have to go do BORK work. Love ya'll
 
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