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I just got done talking with a guy at the bus stop. He was doing horizontal push-ups, AKA on a lamp post. He boxes for fun and gave me tips on fighting, like build up my knuckles so when I punch I don't "bleed at the crime scene".. at which point I asked about his past fights and at which point he told me he gets paid to beat the fuck out of people by high profile drug dealers. He was planning on staying at the bus stop "for work" but instead took the bus with me and continued to tell me his life story. Hopped off the first stop and told me to remember what I've learned. I thought that was pretty cool, even if he's not a paid fighter.
 
madness00 said:
I just got done talking with a guy at the bus stop. He was doing horizontal push-ups, AKA on a lamp post. He boxes for fun and gave me tips on fighting, like build up my knuckles so when I punch I don't "bleed at the crime scene".. at which point I asked about his past fights and at which point he told me he gets paid to beat the fuck out of people by high profile drug dealers. He was planning on staying at the bus stop "for work" but instead took the bus with me and continued to tell me his life story. Hopped off the first stop and told me to remember what I've learned. I thought that was pretty cool, even if he's not a paid fighter.
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I wonder if he puts an ad on cl for such work, what does his resume look like ?
 
Sometimes I wish I could do that to mine. But then I wouldn't have a doormat!
 
Coffeeshroom said:
Morning world, just chased my FB out my place as she irritated me and judge me and my mate. Anyhow, guess we still got what we both wanted.
Now to get leveled out and deal with the world.
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THAT'S SO HOT

that's what I did before
LITERALLY
before my life got
100% better

run them OUTTT

WHORELLA

who the fuck THEY ARE judging me

Coffeeshroom said:
Now to get leveled out and deal with the world.
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THISSS

honestly though if you stand up for who you are and what you believe in

you'll be cumming buckets of joy and happiness in no time.

COFFEE you are too good for RSA come to America pls

COFFEE for RSA President 2020

DopeM said:
Sometimes I wish I could do that to mine. But then I wouldn't have a doormat!
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Yeah I tossed my sexual doormat out the door because he wouldn't speak up and ask for my D

so he ain't getting my D anymore.

The "ACID TEST" is if they will eat acid with me and then do more drugs and get faced out.

That was a pretty much 0% no from 2019WHORELLA so I'm like yeah I'd rather go back in time 10 years and blow my own brains out than be with you.

OH WOW that's what I should tell him LOL
 
Tubbs said:
I can 100% imagine this tbh, I may do this next time hopeless gets lippy tbh
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Why wait? (not that it'll be long)
There's a long list of things I can think of as acceptable legal defenses to slapping him upside the head and then photographing it.

Although,as my scissoring partner I can tell you his hip flexor game is on point and my money is on him in a fair fist fight (mostly because I know he wouldn't fight fair)

And b4 you go all GUNS on me idc we are strictly speaking of a hypothetical fistfight

AND it wouldn't be fair bc as a felon hopey can't own any munitions
 
Heh, I shoulda copped some doggy xans and K last vet visit....
 
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