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Russell Brand... your thoughts?

I've got a sister, so would I want HIM anywhere near HER? NOOOOOOO....

She's a bright bunny and spots creeps but she's a creative so script-editing in theory could have planted her in his clutches (what an ugly image) <shudder>.
 
4DQSAR said:
I've got a sister, so would I want HIM anywhere near HER? NOOOOOOO....

She's a bright bunny and spots creeps but she's a creative so script-editing in theory could have planted her in his clutches (what an ugly image) <shudder>.
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i wouldn't want him anywhere near my son ffs!

after all, he's a 'Christian' now... 😉
 

Russell Brand settles £220,000 lawsuit with publisher : News 2026 : Chortle : The UK Comedy Guide

Russell Brand settles £220,000 lawsuit with publisher - Ex-comic pays undisclosed amount over his failure to write books
www.chortle.co.uk www.chortle.co.uk

The title, which has the subtitle/disclaimer ‘May take 50 years of sin and serious f*ck ups to get started’ is described as ‘a guide to a timeless, yet zeitgeist-capturing, grounded, yet psychedelic encounter with Christ’.

Oxymoron from the oh so rapist.

Another article mentioned that even the £3000 owed to the ghostwriter wasn't paid.

However he has a new book out next week. How To Become A Christian In Seven Days will be published by Tucker Carlson Books, an imprint created by the right-wing commentator and former Fox News host.

I said this a long time ago but live commentation of the semi-final match of a wrestling organization out of nowhere does seem to suggest that right now, the goal is to earn as much as possible as fast as possible. I don't really know much about Tucker Carleson beyond the fact that politics before prophets is likely a major driver and that the £3000 unpaid may well represent almost ALL of this unexpected book. After all, a lot of ghostwriters are hacks and with AI and whatnot, changing sentence-order and adjectives is likely sufficient camouflage.

Coming from a clan of hacks, it's quite likely that a celebrety journalist may keep any and all interviews, social media posts, writings and so forth for dozens if not hundreds of (in)famous people so that low price may simply be an annotated list as sources, Because obviously it it's less that the WORST hack would charge for an entire book.

“The life of a journalist is poor, nasty, brutish, and short. So is his style”​

― Stella Gibbons (Cold Comfort Farm, 1932)
 

Russell Brand Reveals How Charlie Kirk’s Murder Inspired Him to Write His New Faith-Based Book​

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Russell Brand Reveals How Charlie Kirk’s Murder Inspired Him to Write His New Faith-Based Book

Russell Brand is leaving his old life behind for one of faith and Christianity. The 50-year-old — best known for his roles in Hollywood films like Forgetting Sarah Marshall and Get Him to the Greek — ...
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No mention of ghostwriter(s) which is ironic, since I would be prepared to bet £1 that sooner or later RB will claim CK helped him to WRITE the book - so absolutely a ghostwriter.

It's so transparent that income streams have dried up, time is divided between conflating sin and serious crime, milking income streams and using social media to deny allagations which don't count because he is reborn.

While the DSM uses ASPD, many professionals use the Robert Hare Psychopathy Checklist-Revised (PCL-R) is considered 'the gold standard' for diagnosing psychopathy:
  • Glibness/superficial charm
  • Grandiose sense of self-worth
  • Need for stimulation/proneness to boredom
  • Pathological lying
  • Conning/manipulative
  • Lack of remorse or guilt
  • Shallow affect (i.e., reduced emotional responses)
  • Callous/lack of empathy
  • Parasitic lifestyle
  • Poor behavioral controls
  • Promiscuous sexual behavior
  • Early behavioral problems
  • Lack of realistic, long-term goals
  • Impulsivity
  • Irresponsibility
  • Failure to accept responsibility for one's own actions
  • Many short-term marital relationships
  • Juvenile delinquency
  • Revocation of conditional release (from prison)
  • Criminal versatility (i.e., commits diverse types of crimes)

Ring any bells? The guy who TEXTED his first wife that he wanted a divorce from bed - with his now second wife lying next to him?
 
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www.independent.co.uk

Scathing reviews label Russell Brand’s new self-help book ‘an offence against God’

The former comedian has penned a self-help book titled ‘How to Become a Christian in Seven Days’
www.independent.co.uk www.independent.co.uk

Reviews just in. “Brand has swallowed a dictionary, and it is not coming out again via his mouth”.

The thing to remember is that RB has some sort of demographic which oddly seems to overlap David Icke. It need not be good, true or even sane, it merely needs to obstifacte in a manner that allows each reader to come away with their own interpretation that aligns with their odd belief system.

But I will bet anyone £1 that if the evidence is overwhelming, RB will have that spare passport and right now, intercalation with the MAGA cult MAY be sufficient for him not being extradited.

I have pointed out that Roman Polanski did just that after being found guilty of raping a 13 year old girl in 1977. In that case he skipped back to France and remains at large. So this is not a new concept by any means.
 
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4DQSAR said:
www.independent.co.uk

Scathing reviews label Russell Brand’s new self-help book ‘an offence against God’

The former comedian has penned a self-help book titled ‘How to Become a Christian in Seven Days’
www.independent.co.uk www.independent.co.uk

Reviews just in. “Brand has swallowed a dictionary, and it is not coming out again via his mouth”.

The thing to remember is that RB has some sort of demographic which oddly seems to overlap David Icke. It need not be good, true or even sane, it merely needs to obstifacte in a manner that allows each reader to come away with their own interpretation that aligns with their odd belief system.

But I will bet anyone £1 that if the evidence is overwhelming, RB will have that spare passport and right now, intercalation with the MAGA cult MAY be sufficient for him not being extradited.

I have pointed out that Roman Polanski did just that after being found guilty of raping a 13 year old girl in 1977. In that case he skipped back to France and remains at large. So this is not a new concept by any means.
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Icke is good for a laugh though his lizard people shit.

Fuck Brand though goddamn creep
 


Fun begins at 16.45

Now I'm not a Christian, but is it usual to use Post-It notes to have all of those snappy verses ready to hand? I can't help imagine him thinking of Ecclesiastes 1:2 as he singularly fails to find the verse he claimed had helped him through an ENTIRE DAY in court...
 

Russell Brand winds down his UK company : News 2026 : Chortle : The UK Comedy Guide

Russell Brand winds down his UK company - Assets written down from £13m to £3m
www.chortle.co.uk www.chortle.co.uk

It's worth noting that the infamous K2 tax evasion scheme was just this and as far as I know the loophole was closed some years ago.

So HMRC will be taking a much closer look. I note Brand has now disappeared to Florida.

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BTW also found some choice quotes from the oh so rapist's bodged together tome:

‘I thought I could use God’s power to get me grubbies on the derma-pleasures and skin-fiddles, the tutty-boobs and sweet-nooks.’

‘Even a principle like mutual consent is secondary to our shared submission to God’s will.’

‘The collapse of semantic distinction becomes common at reason’s edge, the liminal preternatural twilight that one encounters when touching the hem of His garment.’

‘Not till I was cracked and smacked then uncracked and unsmacked and therapised and had been through Sartre and sutras and Nietzsche and sex creatures, until I’d turned my childhood shame into adult fame, only when I saw the false idols of sex and fame like two serpents, like two coiled helices, turn with Murdoch's venom and in foul and Faustian disgrace: "Oh, so you want to be famous, do you? And have lots of sex? How about being portrayed as THE MOST FAMOUS RAPIST IN THE WORLD? Ah Ha ha ha ha HA ha.'

‘An organised, demonic intelligence is in control of the world.’

‘Consider that within you… there is a portion of the divine, shooting, roaming, spreading, and searching, and the function of the world is to entice, enchant, wrap, and shellac it, a new and choking womb. Enclosed in self. Trapped on an inward ricochet of solipsistic inner circuitry, caroming endlessly in here with constant wants and fears.’

‘All my life I’ve been trying to make matter divine, to make it luminous with the numinous, but matter ain’t like that.’

‘Amdist the infinite which is where even competing and elsewise opposed epistemologies places us, even universal laws are a little more than local customs.’

Wise words...
 
I didnt read the whole thread but long story short --- same douchebag song and dance new actor.

Fucked underage women, acted horribly (Not literally on scene): Was outed --- did the "I changed look at the bible" song and dance....unsurprisingly it looks like he did not change and knows little about the bible.

Classic trick, not sure why it works --- or ever did in the first place. "You are a horrible person and a liar, but you say you have changed? I believe you and need to see no proof!"

also the dude is a whore, no place he wont show up no product he wont plug --- is he a maga fuck now too?

I will be honest though I did not like him a single bit before I had any good reason not to --- than got to go "I was right I knew it" but god knows how many ppl I said something was off with and never did anything wrong
 
4DQSAR said:


I bet £1 that RB will use the classic 'Old Testement Defence'.

Deuteronomy 22:28-29
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That was exactly the clip that came to mind --- that and trump not having a favorite passage or being an old testament or new testament guy.
By the way protip --- Play the religion card in legal and public opinion court. It works every damn time.

Oh no not Bear Grylls too!! -- Been knowing he was a fraud since he put a line of machetes out. Did he do anything worse than baptize russel brand and be a fraud?
 


Being a survival expert is an odd 'career' choice. I note much is made of him being ex-SAS. Yes, 21 SAS(R) AKA 'The Artists Rifles' or more the more general term 'weekend warriors' because it's a RESERVE regiment where plumbers and bricklayers spend some of their their weekends playing at being soldiers. It's not nothing but stating 'ex-SAS' is clearly intended to mislead.

I honestly think that finding Jesus is enough to provide a large enough viewership/readership in the USA so that people who become 'untouchables' can push the whole 'well, YOU should forgive me' thing.

The don only lasted long enough to sell his bibel (sic) but in essence he understood that enough people who just say 'well, everything bad he did was before he found Jasus' and that HONESTLY seems to be enough.

That seperation of church and state went for a burton, that's all I can say!
 
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