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Sex My first time ever being too innocent for something, lol

Your post is entirely acceptable imo, some folks may get uncomfortable with words like "cum dump" etc.

As far as that being the norm... it probably depends a bit on what dating app you are using. Some.. like bumble or something, that would not fly and the user would prolly get reported/banned pretty quick I imagine. Tinder can go both ways. If you're bi or crusing on a site like Grindr it's very normal. Scary place lol.
I’m more comfortable than most with a good cum dump 😂😂😂
 
I’d be afraid to get murdered. Says the former escort. 😂😂😂

I legit forget to be scared sometimes! I think 'cause I'm never sober and also I'm dumb. Also, my sense of humour is fucking weird. Like, [and now I sound like a hypocrite for this thread] once this guy messaged me who was so insanely hot I spent ages making sure first that he wasn't an AI and second that I wasn't being catfished. He sent a "share location" thing and I was like "sure, accept" but replied to his message with "I want you to choke me on your foot, snap my neck, and dump my body in your septic tank" and he sent a laughing emoji and then we arranged to meet and it wasn't until I met him that I was suddenly like "uh...you know that was a joke, right? I was being hyperbolic to emphasise how hot you are? You're not gonna actually DO that?"
 
I think it’s probably hard to meet someone organically with the way social media and the internet have changed people in this generation

I do that Feel the Fear and Do it Anyway method. Like, even if I'm so anxious I feel like Imma pass out, if I see someone I find really attractive, I'll force myself to approach them and fake being confident.
 
^That is what I was taught alright. Walk up there and be nervous if that is all ya got maybe she finds your nerves cute --- probably not no.

I liked that episode of king of the hill where boomhauer 'taught' bobby how to pick up chicks by bringing him to the mall all saturday, they come back...

Bobby "I thought you were gunna teach me how to meet women you just walked up to them at the mall and asked for there phone number. You were slapped 92 times!"
Boomhauer "I got 3 phone numbers today, how about you?"

But that was like 90s apps basically -- I dont know if you gettin anything longterm off that. Still may be a better chance than apps? (obviously dont literally ask 100 girls they numbers in a weekend, unless idk you are in NYC or moving next week?)

I got no idea but till I got some more to bring to the table myself it isnt worth alot of concern.
 
I'm never gonna live down my canine sexcapades, am I? :ROFLMAO:
For correlation [or shoulder to cry on] i am here.
Became a experience expert in that field by now.

Went for a dating site once few weeks ago not the standard ones you read about.
Looked for a niche that i might fit in. Cannabis orientated seemed a good angle.
Doesnt excist or never really got going. Or it just dont work that way.

Check for a niches dating sites you fit in maybe there is one. I dont like the concept.
People do it all the time. So it must work
 
For correlation [or shoulder to cry on] i am here.
Became a experience expert in that field by now.

Went for a dating site once few weeks ago not the standard ones you read about.
Looked for a niche that i might fit in. Cannabis orientated seemed a good angle.
Doesnt excist or never really got going. Or it just dont work that way.

Check for a niches dating sites you fit in maybe there is one. I dont like the concept.
People do it all the time. So it must work

Is there a niche site that's like I-just-want-someone-cute-and-kind-to-come-snuggle-with-me-and-watch-movies-and-make-me-feel-safe-and-tell-me-I'm-not-gonna-die-alone ?
 
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