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TDS Photo Thread v. the TDS dapper evil army

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OverDone said:
polar bears are fucking awesome, man!
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I know right?? I freaking LOVE polar bears :D My dog looks exactly like one, check it out.

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Idk what do you think?

shit I might have a bitchin' polar bear photo in my old chifferobe...
somethng to the tune of the "grrr I'm a polar bear!" pose.
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Man if you do go post it, I wanna see! That's my favorite pose XD
 
someone got into the prezzies...

that 'someone' does bear (<---see what I did there?) a strong resemblance to those furry goofs
 
OverDone said:
someone got into the prezzies...

that 'someone' does bear (<---see what I did there?) a strong resemblance to those furry goofs
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Nice pun XD and yes, my dog used to be quite the trouble maker (not to say she still is), and she loves messing around with our wrapping paper, even if it's already around the gift :)
 
Thanks :D I think It's the fact that her face, nose, and mouth all align perfectly to form a polar bear face, and she happens to have a white/yellow coat. We really never thought about it until we saw a polar bear on tv and she was near it, the thought just kind of came to us and we made the comparison xD
 
its been said before but we have some sharp looking peeps here in TDS!

We should all breed and create a giant, evil army
 
OverDone said:
We should all breed and create a giant, evil army
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[Mr. Burns]EXxccellent.[/Mr. Burns]

we should begin immediately. more free minions for The Dark Side that way.
an evil army minions would come in handy & with little overhead (dank cells & bologna growth-vats suffice). henchmen & hired goons are low budget, but have union rules that suck. survivor benefits and all that.

ninjas & ronin are right out.
highly effective and completely badass, they're prone to saki-induced bouts of seppuku, and dueling over who has the most awesome samurai 'stache, or whatever. and to get them to do your bidding, you usually have to find their lair by drugging some yakuza's wasabi, then decode his yakuza map-tattoo before he wakes up and de-bones your neck with a fugu-knife; then end up climbing some insane enemy-ninja infested, avalanche ridden, volcanic, sulfurous shitpile of a mountain in the middle of some equally insane mountain range....
and don't forget having to battle the resident ancient ninja warlord, attending eternal blood-oath ceremonies, and having to pay for the upkeep of a badass ninja-lair

pirates are awesome, but they're flashy, filthy, and fucking hard to control. that they're a bunch of murderous, thirsty, greedy, insane, but ultimately nautical asskickers limits their usefulness.

so not only would an army of BL minions be totally rad & cost-effective, breeding minions is so much more fun than reading the morning papers' mercenary sections.
 
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^you sir, are going straight to the top of the org chart (only if you can find a way to speed up the growth of such larvae)
 
^----- too easy.
lots of high-powered HGH, your hulk-factor sourced for primary nutrients, electrolytes, and 24/7 Scandinavian Black Metal until they molt.
 
This is the same line of thought that got Hitler in trouble.

But to make it possible we will need a leader. And someone capable of supplying landslide volumes of semen in effort to standardize the race .. of Dappers. I volunteer for both.
 
Ixchellian said:
at least until we learn how to metabolize off of pure awesomeness.
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I'm workin' on the technology...patience my pet %)

Ixchellian said:
and dueling over who has the most awesome samurai 'stache,
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HA!! I will win that duel hands-down, every time ;)


Sheffsam said:
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Hey handsome! Welcome to The Dark Side :)


PT your hair looks AWESOME with the blue!! I dare say it's my favourite so far :)
How are you dear? <3
 
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