The Cuddle Puddle vers. Tweakyb's foot-long glow stick

[LSDMDMA&AMP]

dont think so.

 

[rollinlikeabigshot]

Believe it.

 

[snafu]

Google it, on images, safe search off

 

[rollinlikeabigshot]

And then return with your thoughts.

 

[LSDMDMA&AMP]

nah, i'm good.

 

[amanda_eats_pandas]

This ^

Either that or she'll kill you with her monster dick.

You guys know me too well.

So apparently every college student who lives in a dorm is a freshmen. That's cool, whatever.

Transferrrrr studentttt. Unless you're there a second year.
CSUS starts this month though? Though Sac does has more than one school.

 

[LSDMDMA&AMP]

hai aep

 

[snafu]

Llama, don't change the subject, google it

 

[LSDMDMA&AMP]

no.
plans for tonight
once it gets dark, sit outside with a laptop so i can smoke that cigar, and watch pb dvds.

 

[Number Love]

If your really secure in your sexuality, going to a gay bar or club, is amazing.

You would think there wouldn't be many straight girls at a gay bar, but there a lot! The kind of girls that have gay guy friends, for some reason, are usually VERY attractive. No other guy there competes with you. When you first start talking to them, they might think your gay (except in my experiences, sometimes they just know your fucking straight haha). But yeah, the hot girls are just bitches like i find most of them are at normal bars/clubs. They just having fun (and usually pretty damn drunk)


Basically the pros are,
the girls are much hotter at gay bars then normal ones (in my experience and everything I've ever heard)
No competition, this is huge, I never pretend to be gay or anything when I talk to a girl, but one of my friends has this go to move that's hilarious. He uses a "gay voice" and tells them their dress is "fabulous" or something. And he just like asks, "hey angel, do you wanna makeout" and they might ask arent you gay? and hell be like yeah i just wanna kiss! I've hardly ever seen it not work. And then he gets like REALLY into it, and they are like OK WTF. Fucking hilarious.

Also, its a great place to roll, the music is usually good, and there's not a bunch of drunk dudes just trying to chase pussy.

Although there's a huge fucking con, gay guys that pester you and constantly hit on you. Its like what guys do to girls at normal clubs, fucking annoying. Seriously, like they think its all normal and stuff but it SERIOUSLY bothers me because I'm straight and i usually get really upset. Kind of makes it not worth it almost, the reason I have only gone to a gay bar/club like 3 times.


except the free drinks. Those are good....but they are really gay drinks haha

 

[rollinlikeabigshot]

I drink beer, i think thats a tell tale sign im not gay.....but owl_e drinks beer, so i think its all good lol

 

[snafu]

How do you think I'll die?

 

[rollinlikeabigshot]

An airborne rave plane crash, the pilot is too untz out and leaves the helm to proceed with the untzing.

 

[LSDMDMA&AMP]

I'd rather nto go to a bar.
i dont even look close to 21.

 

[Number Love]

Psh you only need a card that says so. Who cares about age.

 

[LSDMDMA&AMP]

I dont drink, i'd rather not go get a fake id.
i couldnt get one anyway.

 

[rollinlikeabigshot]

With that attitude youll never get one.


Honestly bars can be quite fun if you are with a group of your friends, its basically like a big ass party.

 

[Number Love]

Just mug an older guy who looks a lot like you. PROBLEM SOLVED. Its about the GIRLS man. and drugs.

 

[rollinlikeabigshot]

We all need to take a trip to see llama and get him out of his shell....tho if we all sho up his head will prly assplode and we will have done more harm than good.

 

[LSDMDMA&AMP]

There's like no bars around here anyway (seriously) pretty much.
i'm good, dont worry about me