TearItDown
Bluelighter
you're ripped right now.
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You might be a stoner if...
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Fire&Water
Bluelighter
You're rolling so many reefers (in a sit down-type circle), you roll a fat one & smoke it down by yerself' w/o even thinking bout' passin' it on...
purple_cloud
Bluelight Crew
I don't think anyone said this yet:
When for the most part, no matter how stoned you get, your eyes no longer get super red. However, it seems a lot of people have one "method" that will make their eyes redder than others...for me it's usually blunts, and not every time either.
When for the most part, no matter how stoned you get, your eyes no longer get super red. However, it seems a lot of people have one "method" that will make their eyes redder than others...for me it's usually blunts, and not every time either.
fluffybudzz
Bluelighter
so true. But I do have one friend who gets eye's redder than the devil's dick every time he smokes, and he smokes daily.
purple_cloud
Bluelight Crew
I have a friend like that as well, and I feel like it would suck if he wanted to blaze before doing anything out in public...I hate eye drops and don't think they are very effective, they irritate my eyes and actually make them red. No red eyes = getting stoned and going into public all the time,
Bardeaux
Bluelight Crew
Did anyone say "If you smoke alot of weed" yet? :D
purple_cloud
Bluelight Crew
Several times I believe
It's sort of boring though, of course you're a stoner if you smoke a lot of weed...the more in depth answers are much more fun!
psychomimetic
Bluelighter
^related
Seeing a cop always makes you freak out a little bit, even if you don't have weed on you.
Cops scare me even when I'm doing nothing at all illegal.
Seeing a cop always makes you freak out a little bit, even if you don't have weed on you.
Cops scare me even when I'm doing nothing at all illegal.
TearItDown
Bluelighter
...Sorry, I'm just stoned.
oh, I was RIPPED when I posted that. %)
whataboutheforests
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This just happened to me and I felt like the biggest stoner. Went to the grocery store blazed as fuck with the munchies. I get some food, pay with the self checkout thing, and decide to get $20 cash back. As i'm turning away to leave the store, I notice a $20 bill sticking out the machine. YES! some idiot forgot to take his change, fuck yeah this is my lucky day!....Oh wait, that's mine, and I almost walked away without it. 
edit: holy shit my 420th post
edit: holy shit my 420th post
purple_cloud
Bluelight Crew
This happens to me, regularly...
Chainer
Bluelighter
most of the time i have to change my password when this happens, you know from all that reefer madness!!
yeup. im willing to bet its not usually just weed, though
hahahaha that is true but it is mostly weed, atleast compared to the amount of of other drugs i do 8) wait that is like comparing apples nad organes and im so baked...hahaha....
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purple_cloud
Bluelight Crew
most of the time i have to change my password when this happens, you know from all that reefer madness!!
hahahaha that is true but it is mostly weed, atleast compared to the amount of of other drugs i do 8) wait that is like comparing apples nad organes and im so baked...hahaha....
Keeping yourself logged in if it's your own computer is a life-saver. And yeah, mostly weed is what wrecks my memory, plus I regularly take benzos, but I seem to have made drunk/opiated posts that I didn't remember also --- weed was coupled with them, but on those occasions I don't think the greenery was the guilty party.
lmfao.... exactly. i wish i could tell you what i was on those times but i cant as i cant remember
133ch
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...if opening an umbrella is as hard as solving a Math equation.
...you could not cross the road because you'd forgotten how to.
...you are unsure if you are dreaming or awake.
...the only thing you know is walking in circles.
...you appear more attractive because of your dilated pupils.
...you suddenly wonder, "where the hell am I?"
...you could not cross the road because you'd forgotten how to.
...you are unsure if you are dreaming or awake.
...the only thing you know is walking in circles.
...you appear more attractive because of your dilated pupils.
...you suddenly wonder, "where the hell am I?"
fostersmith12
Greenlighter
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You might be fucking blown if...
*you hear someone singing on the radio and mistake the sound for cop sirens
*you are paranoid that the Visine will blind you
*once you overcome your fear of going blind, you find you are too high to put in drops anyway
*you put the lighter in your mouth and try to light it with the blunt
*you look in the mirror and think your eyes are bleeding
*you put your socks on your head and your hat on your foot
*you wonder where the hat for your other foot went
*you hear someone singing on the radio and mistake the sound for cop sirens
*you are paranoid that the Visine will blind you
*once you overcome your fear of going blind, you find you are too high to put in drops anyway
*you put the lighter in your mouth and try to light it with the blunt
*you look in the mirror and think your eyes are bleeding
*you put your socks on your head and your hat on your foot
*you wonder where the hat for your other foot went