Random MSN Gibberings LVIII - Junkies use candles...

[smackcraft]

I get sent home from work if I don't have red eyes and an awful hangover.

Truth, Fact and Correct.

my advice on the kfc bucket and beard still stands xD

 

[Myshkin]

my advice on the kfc bucket and beard still stands xD

Probably my best chance of sexual misadventure right now. :D

I got my cock out for some friends at the weekend and they were horrified. I can only hope the kidz will hate it half as much.

 

[smackcraft]

we are going to get banned some day xD

 

[Myshkin]

Nah... they'll never ban me. Not till I post my schoolgirl shitfun pics anyway.

 

[smackcraft]

^ as a score slowly draws through username^ lol

 

[bignbrown]

eye wobblez to the max.

my ma's friend who is a police women was round an hour ago for a coffee with my mum, i strolled in and made a cup of tea whilst chewing my face off lol.

 

[Myshkin]

If anyone out there wants to shit and/or piss in my belly button (it's an innie) then you know where to come.

Cascade all over my crab ladder. The way I like it.

 

[bignbrown]

If anyone out there wants to shit and/or piss in my belly button (it's an innie) then you know where to come.

Cascade all over my crab ladder. The way I like it.

sure sam, got a shit brewing so that will do

 

[smackcraft]

scat porn, bet u would get some decent cash for the pics lads

 

[Myshkin]

It's hard to find a decent pisser these days. People are timid, even in the shower.

 

[matt<3ketamine]

but surely if people are 'in the shower' then they are half way committed to the act already?

 

[perfect haze]

Get down the local nursing home, they'll piss anywhere.

 

[Evad]

me and DS

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^ The link won't work, and I want to see the beautiful representation of two lovers!

fixed

 

[Myshkin]

Good lord...

 

[smackcraft]

It's hard to find a decent pisser these days. People are timid, even in the shower.

if you dont fancy the other options given just lay on yer back and hope for the best

self service seems to be popular these days including gas stations too

 

[perfect haze]

I suppose it is a flesh tunnel

 

[Myshkin]

if you dont fancy the other options given just lay on yer back and hope for the best

self service seems to be popular these days including gas stations too

This is important - I want a gush, not a trickle.

It has to feel like a breach of the Aswan dam, not drizzle on a Saturday afternoon in Grimsby.

 

[Evad]

my ears are almost that big like, i don't think DS could fit but he disagrees

 

[Myshkin]

A couple of abortive, abrasive attempts and he'll fit alright.

 

[perfect haze]

Pulling out might be a different story