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thank you,sweetie.

so what's up with you? shoot me a PM if you don't want to post.

you know I love ya,brah!
.........................................................skillz<3

Oh too much shitty things to even care talking about.

Make us all forget about our problems by talking about potential new girlfriends.

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Do you like blondes?
 
Hay guys this is a link to vote for me and Laikas dog Belle in the Petsmart Doggin Around photo contest. If she wins, she gets the entire Martha Srewart pet collection, a doggy make over, a free year of grooming, a $500 giftcard for petsmart and a 4 day 3 night trip to Miami South Beach FL at a pet friendy resort with me and her Daddy :-P So please vote and help us win :-).

http://apps.facebook.com/petsmartju...howentry/757392/null/4&fb_page_id=77978885595
 
Hay guys this is a link to vote for me and Laikas dog Belle in the Petsmart Doggin Around photo contest. If she wins, she gets the entire Martha Srewart pet collection, a doggy make over, a free year of grooming, a $500 giftcard for petsmart and a 4 day 3 night trip to Miami South Beach FL at a pet friendy resort with me and her Daddy :-P So please vote and help us win :-).

http://apps.facebook.com/petsmartju...howentry/757392/null/4&fb_page_id=77978885595

Yay for Belle :)
If you guys got the time, please vote, that'd be awesome :)
 
To skillz.....it is safe to say that I like boobs too :)
What type of qualities do you look for in a woman(if you don't mind sharing, otherwise forget I asked)?

laughter...big one. open and honest. must love animals. chemistry.
someone like i just lost:(
it will be a while before i am at bat for a romantic relationship.
 
i've been in a self induced xanax...nothing severe.that and mini food comas once a week and lots of funny movies..."She's out of Your League","Monthy Python's Meaning of Life"-2 gay movies my mommie rented"secretaiate and lefe as we know it-they weren't that bad,but they were gay-the bad kind of gay.
disclaimer:i am an openly gay female and as a card hold of the gay community i am allowed to talk about flamers and dykes and mullets and shit like that bc i have a rainbow freak flag and it flies high!
that reminds me...watched some comedy specials-louis c.k. is a fuckin genius. i watched lisa lampenelli last light-watch some chapelle show on dvd-as much ricky gervais as i can get and there is a movie ondemand about bill hick's life that i want to see.i'm watching game of thrones but i got stoned so i am lost but it will be on next again anyway.
so-i have been wasting away in between sleep and high and staring @ the walls and watching funny shit hoping i will be ready to get up an back to life today. right now,i'm planning on spending most-ok,that is a lie,ALL of this week in bed numbing relationship grief. i'll be 35 in sept,i was hopping this part of life was over...naive. oh,but also well stoned for now so that is good. and now you've experienced an actual overkill post by skillz. i know-i am too good to you guys.lol

and with that...idk,im stoned immaculate.....so,you never know. i will probably be back:)

what's up with yous guys,eh?
 
^ Did you see Dogma. It isn't Carlin at his best by any means but it is fun having him playing an Cardinal Archbishop.

=D No I have not, it sounds like something I should get right now though! %)

Thanks for the suggestion Enki! My fiancee and I love Carlin and she's always asking me if I have some more downloaded. Now I can say YES I DO!!! And I know we'll both crack up watching it. :D
 
lisa lampenelli has some really hilarious shit. I like her.

watched her earlier ondemand.
carlin is up there but so are bill hikcs,mitch hedburg,dave chapelle,chris rock,eddie murphy,rikky gervais,louis c.k.,,ellen-fuck you i am in the club,if i don't say ellen i loose the toaster!!!!oooo lewis black,bill maher...and many more!
 
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