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Monocles should've never fallen out of fashion!

They imply intelligence of only the finest caliber. Only fit for a proper gentleman.
 
Indeed.

I'm wishing I had bought a bottle of Johnnie Walker instead of Bushmills Irish now...

Wait, no I'm not. Bushmills is awesome. And I'm drunk. And wearing a monocle.
 
I have an idea for an invention. Take two monocles, right? Take a piece of metal and attach the two together. Right? Here's the kicker. Two metal things go behind the ear to make them stay on your face easier. Domocoles.
 
^Diocles, actually (and I don't mean the Greek philosopher/physician/mathematician.)
 
fuckin genius

get a united states patent on the shit

then we can get two telescopes and put them together so you can see through both eyes instead of having to look like a dick with one eye closed and shit, we'll call them bi-telescop-elers
 
Oh my fucking lord. It's like a mind orgasm in my mind. Your idea is better. What about getting a shark, and putting a laser beam on it's forehead?

Diocles. So much catchier.
 
ektamine said:
bi-telescop-elers sound fairly awesome
id hit it
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anything with the word "bi" in it

Codones said:
I've wanted to play Clue for the last month now. I don't know why.
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I'm down. I also haven't played "Sorry!" while not sober, I don't think ever.

Wow, this is devolving quite nicely. Another shot and I promise I'll get off Bluelight. No, really I will. Well, maybe.

Next rounds on me, gents.
 
K'd-OUT-in-AZ said:
Board games are funny. I used to play them while stoned with friends, never played Monopoly stoned. That would take forever. I imagine it would never end.
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A year or two ago we had a snowstorm (or "snowstorm", depending on where you're from, it was 4-5 inches but that shuts Richmond, Virginia down for at least a day) and my girlfriend, her roommates and a bunch of our mutual friends and myself holed up in her house with a bunch of beer, weed, benzos, liqour and a game of Monopoly.

I know we started the game, I blacked out at one point, I don't think the game was finished though..
 
NeighborhoodThreat said:
A year or two ago we had a snowstorm (or "snowstorm", depending on where you're from, it was 4-5 inches but that shuts Richmond, Virginia down for at least a day) and my girlfriend, her roommates and a bunch of our mutual friends and myself holed up in her house with a bunch of beer, weed, benzos, liqour and a game of Monopoly.

I know we started the game, I blacked out at one point, I don't think the game was finished though..
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hahahaha. I imagine something like that would happen to me. Blacking out during a game of Monopoly...classic
 
Codones said:
Not snowstorm, but snowstorm. I'm laughing my ass off. Best moment of this thread.
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Er, yeah, I dunno what I meant, I'm pretty drunk at the moment, but snow is snow is snow but depends on where you are

@K'ed-OUT

It's actually quite fun to play Monopoly while fucked up is a great time, and when its snowing/"snowing" there isn't much else to do so it made great sense at the time haha

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ektamine said:
The blame-game. Everyone loves playing that. NOT ME THOUGH, ONLY YOU GUYS
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all you gotta do is add the term "allegedly" to whatever it is you did. makes it okay.

I'm high, allegedly. Can't prove or disprove. Next time you play Clue just do that.
 
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