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Storage-snoo, hehe :)

Been desperately needing a bookshelf and chest of drawers for ages, but not able to afford it at all.. got a card in the post from my nan yesterday saying congrats on the job and with a cheque inside, then was browsing gumtree today and found a perfect tall bookshelf and really pretty tall chest of drawers, only just posted up, for exactly the amount my nan gave me. And the seller lived about 5 mins away so popped it over in his car.

I'm so lame, getting excited about furniture, but it has made my day! Also help from some fellow BLers carting it up the stairs, thanks guys :)
 
Just booked tickets for the train through to Edinburgh and it only cost me £11 return. Always amazing when you feel you got a bargain. <3

Usually around £25 for a return from Glasgow.

Going to the Edinburgh Dungeons and then probably spend the rest of the day getting wrecked. Fuck knows why Edinburgh dungeons thats the g/f's idea.
 
Pound shop snoo.
I don't have a £ shop in my city but i went to Wells today n they had a great one ,stocked up on loadsa stuff , :)
It was mad everything was a pound;)
 
You'd need to pay me £25 to get me to jump on a train to Edinburgh lol.
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Its a day out like mate, ye ken ;)

Pound shop snoo.
I don't have a £ shop in my city but i went to Wells today n they had a great one ,stocked up on loadsa stuff ,
It was mad everything was a pound
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Pound shop when wrecked is fuckin brilliant fun. Ive bought so much shite over the years for a laugh. A painter and decorators outfit was my favourite purchase. Oh aye and fake moustaches. =D
 
I bought about 10 sets of fake moustaches once, you never know when they will come in handy :D
 
GlasgowE said:
Its a day out like mate, ye ken ;)



Pound shop when wrecked is fuckin brilliant fun. Ive bought so much shite over the years for a laugh. A painter and decorators outfit was my favourite purchase. Oh aye and fake moustaches. =D
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Haha, there's a shop near me that isn't a pound shop but it's basically just a wee shop rammed full of random shite. Shelves overloaded with all sorts of junk in no apparent order yet the wee Pakistani guy that works there knows where everything is. Used to love stoating in there while still wrecked from the night before "Got any toy horses big man?" ... "Yes yes, third aisle on the right, next to the toilet seats, behind the tins of spray paint". Sure enough, there they are.

We missioned it round one afternoon while sparkled on ecto to buy remote control cars, ashtrays & duct tape. So that we could have remote control ashtraya to pass joints about the room instead of actually having to get off your seat. Didn't quite work though. Ended up with loads of burn marks on the carpet & two fucked radio control cars that I think got chucked out the window. Some laugh though.
 
parttime crackhead said:
We missioned it round one afternoon while sparkled on ecto to buy remote control cars, ashtrays & duct tape. So that we could have remote control ashtraya to pass joints about the room instead of actually having to get off your seat. Didn't quite work though. Ended up with loads of burn marks on the carpet & two fucked radio control cars that I think got chucked out the window. Some laugh though.
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Hahaha I love ridiculous plans like that when you're wasted. One night after a few days up on meph I created 'The Urban Devastator' it was designed to be the ultimate combat technology in urban warfare. Basically a rolling pin with a can of deodorant taped to the bottom with a lighter taped to that for flamethrowing capabilities, a cheesegrater for grating the face off your enemy and a big fuck off knife straped to the top for plugging cunts. Had hours of fun with that thing.
 
Haha, there's a shop near me that isn't a pound shop but it's basically just a wee shop rammed full of random shite. Shelves overloaded with all sorts of junk in no apparent order yet the wee Pakistani guy that works there knows where everything is
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Thats exactly how a pound shop should be.


spud guns, fake moustaches, painter and decorator outfits, compasses, thermometers, reflective jackets shit DVD's you watch for a laugh. Ive bought so much piss over the years.

Then,,, just for a laugh and to piss off the cunt at the till.

Here mate

"How much is this"???????=D
 
parttime crackhead said:
Haha, there's a shop near me that isn't a pound shop but it's basically just a wee shop rammed full of random shite. Shelves overloaded with all sorts of junk in no apparent order yet the wee Pakistani guy that works there knows where everything is. Used to love stoating in there while still wrecked from the night before "Got any toy horses big man?" ... "Yes yes, third aisle on the right, next to the toilet seats, behind the tins of spray paint". Sure enough, there they are.

We missioned it round one afternoon while sparkled on ecto to buy remote control cars, ashtrays & duct tape. So that we could have remote control ashtraya to pass joints about the room instead of actually having to get off your seat. Didn't quite work though. Ended up with loads of burn marks on the carpet & two fucked radio control cars that I think got chucked out the window. Some laugh though.
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Sounds like a great sesh. Its fun when your off it n come up with "ideas" like that.
 
smik2 said:
Hahaha I love ridiculous plans like that when you're wasted. One night after a few days up on meph I created 'The Urban Devastator' it was designed to be the ultimate combat technology in urban warfare. Basically a rolling pin with a can of deodorant taped to the bottom with a lighter taped to that for flamethrowing capabilities, a cheesegrater for grating the face off your enemy and a big fuck off knife straped to the top for plugging cunts. Had hours of fun with that thing.
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Hahaha! You nearly killed me there. I've got a mad sore throat the now & the fit of giggles that had me in turned into the biggest coughing fit ever lol. Fucking genius. I absolutely love that shit, when everyone's been on it that long that the most fucked up weird shit seems completely normal.

One example of the fucking weird shit my mates can get up to when the night of drugs & alcohol turns into the afternoon of complete insanity. I recently rediscovered this on youtube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yCrubBQ-2M

Also, if you want to see the worst attempt at a fight ever click the related link called Booster vs Jimmy. Highlights being the bit when Booster pauses because he thinks he's dropped a swedger lol & my mate whose flat it was in shouting "Watch the fuckin' treeeeee" while making no attempt to actually stop them wrecking his pad.
 
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Hahaha! You nearly killed me there. I've got a mad sore throat the now & the fit of giggles that had me in turned into the biggest coughing fit ever lol. Fucking genius. I absolutely love that shit, when everyone's been on it that long that the most fucked up weird shit seems completely normal.

One example of the fucking weird shit my mates can get up to when the night of drugs & alcohol turns into the afternoon of complete insanity. I recently rediscovered this on youtube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yCrubBQ-2M
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Just a standard afternoon yeah;) Insanity "Can u see me" lol
 
Holy fuck that video is brilliant, It looks as if he genuinely believes that he's dj'ing.

"This is ma whole life in front eh me!!"
 
smik2 said:
Holy fuck that video is brilliant, It looks as if he genuinely believes that he's dj'ing.

"This is ma whole life in front eh me!!"
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The cunt is a fucking legend. One of my favourite people in the world.

This one's a cracker an all - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCZnyszgDcQ - we'd just came back from the beach, it was about 9am. Got a few funny looks that day haha. One of the other boys with us was in full snorkel gear, flippers, the lot. I was dressed normally as they'd woke me up to help build the turtle outfit & I thought I cannae go back to sleep, I need to see how this plays out. Trip down to Mambo to freak out cunts on a comedown & wind folk up lol. When we got back we decided to harass anyone that was sleeping.
 
I was just actually thinking how happy I am at the moment. Had an absolutely epic weekend once again. Loads of good mates and brilliant banter is always had when I go anywhere it seems. Think I've finally seen past me pointless caining of drugs too. And been smashing in the exercise more so than ever. Also a few big nights out coming up to look forward to. To the good times! %)
 
parttime crackhead said:
Haha, there's a shop near me that isn't a pound shop but it's basically just a wee shop rammed full of random shite. Shelves overloaded with all sorts of junk in no apparent order yet the wee Pakistani guy that works there knows where everything is. Used to love stoating in there while still wrecked from the night before "Got any toy horses big man?" ... "Yes yes, third aisle on the right, next to the toilet seats, behind the tins of spray paint". Sure enough, there they are.

We missioned it round one afternoon while sparkled on ecto to buy remote control cars, ashtrays & duct tape. So that we could have remote control ashtraya to pass joints about the room instead of actually having to get off your seat. Didn't quite work though. Ended up with loads of burn marks on the carpet & two fucked radio control cars that I think got chucked out the window. Some laugh though.
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haha, quality! we have a shop exactly like that near here too. i can nip in only for lightbulbs (the old proper non-environmentally ones that are probably banned now) and spend half an hour looking at all the random stuff for sale.

loved the idea (and mental image) of the robot ashtrays. :D much more fun than just... sitting closer to each other. ;)
 
Went to Lidl, and they had in crates by the door tattie scones, and loaves of bread, bread rolls, etc all to take for free as the date was going off in the next couple of days. So got loads to put in the freezer.

When you're skint, this is a snoo!
 
smik2 said:
Holy fuck that video is brilliant, It looks as if he genuinely believes that he's dj'ing.

"This is ma whole life in front eh me!!"
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he does actually think he's DJing cos he keeps govin over to the Closed Laptop which he thinks are the Decks :) It 's quite disturbing really:? but ican relate to some mad shit. Alot of substabces were used in that little production i rekon.
 
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