N&SADD:Social Thread. whipping hair bak and forth

[ohline]

one time a chick collected my hair off the floor after i got a hair cut and attatched it to her dildo. its that awesome.




that is a true story

that is not a fucking true story and you know it.

 

[MemphisX3]

:::crip walk:::


$375 cash walk in



:::crip walk:::


waiting for this old whore to hurry up with her $750

 

[MemphisX3]

that is not a fucking true story and you know it.

htf you gonna tell me its not a true story?



were you there during the melee at super cuts? bitches be crazy

 

[ohline]

htf you gonna tell me its not a true story?



were you there during the melee at super cuts? bitches be crazy

no but i know this bitch at fantastic sams who WAS at said melee at super cuts and she said that never happened and you had lice.

 

[MemphisX3]

no but i know this bitch at fantastic sams who WAS at said melee at super cuts and she said that never happened and you had lice.

bitches be lying, she just mad because she didnt get to attach my gorgeous hair to her dildo.

 

[MemphisX3]

i told them they could both cop some locks and put it on a double head dildo and scissor.

 

[Binge_Artist]

Super Cuts, WTF??

Barber shop, or do it yourself with clippers.

The outward homosexuality in this thread is too much for even ME to handle today..Jesus..

 

[ohline]

i told them they could both cop some locks and put it on a double head dildo and scissor.

you don't scissor with a dildo, moron.

stay up on them girl-on-girl sex moves, son

what kind of man are you?

 

[purplefirefly]

no but i know this bitch at fantastic sams who WAS at said melee at super cuts and she said that never happened and you had lice.

This sounds like the more truthful story.

Besides memphis, if your hair really was awesomer then you would already know how to dougie










Nbd, js

 

[ohline]

Super Cuts, WTF??

Barber shop, or do it yourself with clippers.

The outward homosexuality in this thread is too much for even ME to handle today..Jesus..

bullshit.

 

[purplefirefly]

The outward homosexuality in this thread is too much for even ME to handle today..Jesus..

Astonishing, ain't it??

 

[MemphisX3]

Super Cuts, WTF??

Barber shop, or do it yourself with clippers.

The outward homosexuality in this thread is too much for even ME to handle today..Jesus..

dude, i dont know how to do a fade. and fuck you, for the longest people go onto me for having long shaggy hair, now that i take care of myself and get haircuts and dress nice i get call a homosexual. fuck you buddy, see if you get an invite to my chuck e cheese bday party

 

[MemphisX3]

you don't scissor with a dildo, moron.

stay up on them girl-on-girl sex moves, son

what kind of man are you?

you can too, idiot, the dildo will just be hitting each cervix.




dont fuck with me on my sex, female.

 

[MemphisX3]

This sounds like the more truthful story.

Besides memphis, if your hair really was awesomer then you would already know how to dougie










Nbd, js

who said i didnt know how to dougie? i have been dougiein' from the womb. i asked if you could teach me.

 

[MemphisX3]

yo yep

 

[ohline]

This sounds like the more truthful story.

Besides memphis, if your hair really was awesomer then you would already know how to dougie










Nbd, js

+1

dude, i dont know how to do a fade. and fuck you, for the longest people go onto me for having long shaggy hair, now that i take care of myself and get haircuts and dress nice i get call a homosexual. fuck you buddy, see if you get an invite to my chuck e cheese bday party

fuck yeah i stay up on them tokens

you can too, idiot, the dildo will just be hitting each cervix.




dont fuck with me on my sex, female.

actually, no.

scissoring is strictly rubbing your vaginas against each other. what you are describing is just fucking a chick face to face with a dildo. also, the probability of both vaginas tenting to the point that the average double sided dildo is completely... consumed is highly unlikely.

don't fuck with me on my fucking women, male

 

[purplefirefly]

who said i didnt know how to dougie? i have been dougiein' from the womb. i asked if you could teach me.

Why would I teach you if you already know how??

 

[Binge_Artist]

Tired today..Could really go for a shot o whey.

 

[purplefirefly]

Both you and Mick Jagger

 

[MemphisX3]

+1



fuck yeah i stay up on them tokens



actually, no.

scissoring is strictly rubbing your vaginas against each other. what you are describing is just fucking a chick face to face with a dildo. also, the probability of both vaginas tenting to the point that the average double sided dildo is completely... consumed is highly unlikely.

don't fuck with me on my fucking women, male

vagina