Hahahahaha this thread is hilarious. OP is my favorite member on this site for sure.
For myself.... I'm not much a druggie compared to most of you (so I probably don't know what's really good) but well I am already prescribed Xanax and trying to come off/taper off of it, but I'd still probably grab a bottle or 2 of 2mg bars, just to stash away for future bad anxiety and come downs, along with loads of Vallium. Then I'd probably grab a whole bunch Dex like everyone said, or at worst, Adderall (gives me the worst crashes tho - that's what the Xanax is for!), then assuming I only have a bit of pocket space left, I'd probably snatch some opiates - maybe just some hydros and Roxis, even though I don't really do them. I like to have them once in a blue moon. But yeah mostly Benzos + Amphetamines.... since I am a productive type and I can't do amphetamines without benzos. ANd maybe 1 bottle of Viagra NOT that I need it, I'm 21 and I tire my gf out constantly, but I've always been curious to see how it would effect someone who doesn't have ED? Also it would be cool to be able to get as wasted as you wanted and not deal with getting whiskey dick. But that would be my last priority obviously.
For MONETERY gain, I'd go for as many OCs as possible... They really keep 80's, 30s and such under protection like that? I'd fucking take the safe with me or something. I always find a way.
Now of 1. I would never do this 2. But when you guys are at the pickup or drop off area at CVS....... looking at all those endless shelves of goodies.... I know it's not just me when I always have a little daydream/fantasy quick of me jumping the counter and just grabbing that fattttyyy retail bottle you see the Pharmacist taking pills from to put into your prescription...