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There is a Gnome in my lava lamp.

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webbykevin

webbykevin

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1: How the hell did he get in there ?
2: Why is he...(Oh no he doesn't want me to tell you that)
3: How come these lamps are still legal ?
 
Take a picture man. I've gotten some weird stuff in my lava lamp like a fetus and a floating brain (With brainstem included O_o). Trippy shit.
 
George Washington usually shows up in my lava lamp....never seen a gnome before tho, thats just downright freaky
 
dont turn your back on him for a second. he is watching every move you make, just waiting...
waiting for an ample opportunity to steal the very fabric of your soul.
 
Sega420 said:
dont turn your back on him for a second. he is watching every move you make, just waiting...
waiting for an ample opportunity to steal the very fabric of your soul.
Click to expand...

Heed this warning carefully. Sega knows a few things about gnomes.

Also: I lol'd pretty hard reading that.
 
i know a lot more about reindeer and pine trees, but yes, you are correct my man-
Scotland is gnome country!

OP if you want to be safe, you must arrange an octagonal (8 sided) shape on your floor out of ketchup-
(im deadly serious) - with lines going from each corner to the one on the opposite side, but one to the left.

place the lamp inside the shape in the middle you end up with.


this will keep you safe until the next dawn breaks...
Gnomes only fear ketchup. it is the only way you will survive.
 
start again, but this time in Catsup

ketchup-catsup.jpg
 
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