the official 2010-11 college football thread! ver. Auburn VS Oregon?

[axl blaze]

wow... just wow. I understand that the older generation doesn't understand stuff like texts as much as we do, but I find it amazing that he threw discretion out the window and decided to text the booster exactly just how he wants to receive the cash

 

[34-dihydroxyphen]

As I said before when discussing this kind of cheating at the college level: It is always the father or adviser who asks that a school or its boosters put money on the table, never the kid. Pretty shitty parenting if you ask me. Just don't take it out on Cameron, he had about as much control over the situation as we did. Take it out on Cecil. Cameron is still a good kid.

As more and more of these scandals come out, including the one I previously mentioned, you will see what I am talking about.

 

[cj]

Boise just beat the piss outta a Frssno State team that beat Cinncinatti and lost to Ole Miss 55-34. I really think that had Boise scheduled an SEC team towards the middle of the schedule they would be number 2 right now. Playing Virgina Tech in the first game just left to much room for people to forget how good they really are. Whatever happens I just hope it doesnt end up being Boise vs TCU again as that would be a travesty for both teams.

 

[Pander Bear]

They've scheduled UGA for their first week next year at the Georgia Dome, so that'll be fun

 

[Kenickie]

Sounds to me like Newton is fucked doesnt matter if he knew about the money or not if his dad took or asked for money he is ineligable. What a dumbass for sending texts did he not realize that records are kept by the phone company of everything you send? Now that FBI is involved you have to believe that there is evidence of wrong doing. Auburn cant catch a break they were on probation when they went undefeated in 1993 got screwed when they were undefeated in 2003 (or 2004 I dont recall) now it looks t\like they may forfiet all there wins this year.

LSU is counting on this happening.

 

[Pegasus]

What's up with Boise scheduluing all of their strongest games on the first game of the year? Last year, it was Oregon; this year, VT; next year, Georgia. It might give them an edge in computer polls, but in the eyes of the voters this will clearly be a weakness. Just look at how VT has progressed this year (0-2 to 8-2), and how Oregon progressed last year...

 

[The Liberal Media]

WTF is Loukas coming in on 3rd down for.

Sort it out Harbaugh !!!

 

[The Liberal Media]

I am speechless at the ability and composure of Andrew Luck.

That rude and obnoxious Nike U fan probably has a point when he says his teams " plug in" RB will get the Heisman, but there isnt much doubt that that RB wont be remembered in the NFL in a dozen years time( Or even 3 years time), whilst Luck will still be starting for an NFL team after being the #1 overall pick.

PS Get Well soon Colt Brennan

 

[Pegasus]

Ohio State, quit dropping TDs! You'd be up by 11 now instead of trailing right now without the two big drops.

(I guess in all fairness, the first one may have been caught if the receiver wasn't violently facemasked... Speaking of which, what a no-call that was...)

 

[The Liberal Media]

Andrew Luck = Troy Aikman for the new millenium.

 

[cj]

LSU Ole Miss game is a shootout no defence. God damn LSU is so lucky I swear Miles sold his soul to Satan.

 

[axl blaze]

oh wow... as a Buckeyes fan I am absolutely gushing right now. prior to the game, Terrelle Pryror announced that this was the best and most well formulated offensive plan he has been a part of since him donning Scarlet & Grey. and I have to agree. in a tight, classically Big Ten styled game, tOSU ran an offensive that was a hybrid of the solid Power I formation mixed with a dash of plays ran to suit the prowess of TP. I've always said to run bootlegs, rollouts, and QB options - this was done as well as impressive play-action fakes that worked so well because the Buckeyes ran the ball well as usual

Iowa is a very good team, but tOSU was a little bit better. I can't even imagine how stacked the Big Ten is going to be next year with Nebraska

LSU won a nail-biter against Ole Masoli. in pure Les Miles fashion, the offense finally took its thumb out of its ass and started playing good football, suddenly. Jordan Jefferson has looked to be improving every week, this season in offense

looks like Wisconsin will get to the Rose Bowl out of the Big Ten, for being a couple spots higher in the BCS than tOSU. I think it's safe to say now that the Buckeyes will finish with one loss, and they will probably make it to the Sugar Bowl, via the BCS bid due to having a team that when they plays they have a) high ratings and b) fans that make the BCS holy pilgrimage every year

I would love to see tOSU VS LSU, but I would like to see tOSU VS Auburn and Camburglar Newton. doubtful, as Auburn might make it to the NC although you can never be surprised if you lose in the Iron Bowl

woooooo! go Bucks. the month of November is always such a special month for tOSU

 

[Pegasus]

Lol, LSU is definitely the hardest team to predict for me. I think Jordan Jefferson has really improved the past few games and this has helped them succeed as much as they have...

 

[Pegasus]

I can't even imagine how stacked the Big Ten is going to be next year with Nebraska

Yeah man, I can't wait to see that, either...

LSU won a nail-biter against Ole Masoli. in pure Les Miles fashion, the offense finally took its thumb out of its ass and started playing good football, suddenly. Jordan Jefferson has looked to be improving every week, this season in offense

I can't watch an LSU game without flipping opinion on Les Miles a few times.

 

[axl blaze]

old Les is a head-scratcher for sure. just count anything towards him signing his soul to the devil for success, at the Crossroads many many moons ago when he was working as a young homosexual at the family's Tiger Used Car Co. in Shreveport, LA

 

[axl blaze]

does Mississippi State have what it takes to beat Arkansas? would be a decent upset, because Ryan "President Resident Bro" Mallet does sometimes implode in the 4th quarter assumingly due to the pressure

where my NCAA college football addicts at? I'm getting tired of only conversing with Pegasus on game nights I did text Pander, and it looks like his liberal life philosophies have finally feminized enough as to where he is not even watching a Holy, anesthesic drop of sweet sweet football all day

did Kenickie pull her hair out in the very close LSU game, or is she used her Tigers being in such close and whacky games this year yet? I like LSU, and I think they might mike the Sugar Bowl VS tOSU, but it's difficult to put faith in the Tigers when they barely beat teams such as WVU and UNC

are spaceyourbass and TheLoveBandit collectively sighing this week of games, due to their teams (USCe and FLA) scheduling such NCAA football powerhouses as Troy and Appy State, respectively? (come on SEC, I really on you weekly to deliver some quality games in the middle of the season)

will we find out that 3, 4 dihydro has in fact copped right across from Dolphin/Hurricane/Sun-Life/LandShark Beer Stadium? I don't know how many more losses he can take from his vaunted-in-the-pre-season Miami Hurricanes

where is my Hair "I watch more football on Saturday's than you so STFU" - Wi'nn at???

 

[HighonLife]

^^ what'd u think when dude dropped that TD pass from pryor with 4 remaining??

EDIT: apparently i shoulda read through the thread, woops. nvm.

 

[34-dihydroxyphen]

does Mississippi State have what it takes to beat Arkansas? would be a decent upset, because Ryan "President Resident Bro" Mallet does sometimes implode in the 4th quarter assumingly due to the pressure

where my NCAA college football addicts at? I'm getting tired of only conversing with Pegasus on game nights I did text Pander, and it looks like his liberal life philosophies have finally feminized enough as to where he is not even watching a Holy, anesthesic drop of sweet sweet football all day

did Kenickie pull her hair out in the very close LSU game, or is she used her Tigers being in such close and whacky games this year yet? I like LSU, and I think they might mike the Sugar Bowl VS tOSU, but it's difficult to put faith in the Tigers when they barely beat teams such as WVU and UNC

are spaceyourbass and TheLoveBandit collectively sighing this week of games, due to their teams (USCe and FLA) scheduling such NCAA football powerhouses as Troy and Appy State, respectively? (come on SEC, I really on you weekly to deliver some quality games in the middle of the season)

will we find out that 3, 4 dihydro has in fact copped right across from Dolphin/Hurricane/Sun-Life/LandShark Beer Stadium? I don't know how many more losses he can take from his vaunted-in-the-pre-season Miami Hurricanes

where is my Hair "I watch more football on Saturday's than you so STFU" - Wi'nn at???

I'm allergic to alcohol unfortunately, but I did find a nice stash of oxycodone and benzos to ease my suffering. That's right, shitty football seasons cause me to relapse. Not really relapse, but I do feel the overwhelming need to get fucked up for at least one night.

I saw Salman Rushdie at the Miami Book Fair tonight, and it turns out he was a "reader", ie. somebody who reads passages from the fucking book you already bought and plan to read on your own instead of telling jokes and being genuinely funny like John Waters and Pat Conroy were.

 

[axl blaze]

what I thought - FUCK!

TP gets a lot of shit for being mediocre passer, even though he has been improving significantly from his initial Frosh season (hopefully next year he can put up Camburglar-like numbers)

TP's receivers were dropping TP's beautiful long ball all night long, except for some solid catches by the perpetually clutch and underrated receiver Dane "Salsaburger" Sanzenbacher

if tOSU receiver would have caught that beautiful, game-winning 50ish yard pass on 3rd and long, that would have been a play that would have been Play Of the Season caliber for the Buckeyes. when tOSU goes to a BCS Bowl, that play would have been shown in a constant loop

but instead, TP converted on a game-changing 4th and 12, but evading a sack and running just over the 4th down marker. the Buckeyes then relied on their finally-good-as-usual Running Attack to chug-and-churn out a couple more yards for the TD

and instead of leaving Iowa 3 or so minutes left to get a game-winning TD, it left Iowa with around 1 minutes and 30 seconds-ish

so it sucks that such a play will never been Highlight Reel Worthy (unless showing the banality of that aforementioned receiver), but the already notorious dropped ball actually helped in the long run

as soon as it happened though, me and my two compadres in Football Watchin' and Hell Raisin' were shitting brix, tho

HighonLife - sux about your Texans this year, they are for sure my team in the Big 12 due to Mack Brown being a pimp and because Austin might be the most accomodating city in the world for grimey Indie-rock musicians like myself. you had to be happy for UT stomping on the FAU Owls (a team that I almost got to play for, because they were accepting anybody during their first year of football operation)

 

[Kenickie]

oh axl 8)

I thought about texting you today, I did watch the first part of the LSU game while Pander was at work. Meh, sometimes you would just rather fuck instead of watching voudou Miles on the laptop know what I mean?