my doctor is gay

[Kenickie]

can I have jammy doctor plz

 

[EbowTheLetter]

Ohhhh, Jam! How you DO go on! *bats eyelashes*

 

[lostNfound]

I'm good and very thorough too!

And I can cure all problems with Ketamine and Wine!

Can I be your grown-up doctor? :D

I might be inclined to switch sides if this a cure on a trip to the doctors.

 

[Busty St Clare]

My hairdresser is straight but I have serious reservations about the guy who takes the thai bo classes down the road. Go figure.

 

[lostNfound]

Thai bo is for fags, Thai kick boxing on the other hand.....

 

[Busty St Clare]

What if you use one of those big foam punching dudes? I mean you can't tell if it's a dude or a dudette.

 

[Lucy Noeno]

I'd ride kenickie like a coup deville on .22's

 

[EbowTheLetter]

I wouldn't even ride Kenickie with Rico's Coup Deville.

 

[Lucy Noeno]

Clean on the outside, cream on the inside Ice Cream paint job.

 

[Larr_E]

Why don't you wax his initials into your pubes and see what happens???

 

[EbowTheLetter]

Clean on the outside, cream on the inside Ice Cream paint job.

She allows cream on the inside?

 

[Lucy Noeno]

that was what I was implying

 

[GenericMind]

stop.

me and lucy are becoming fast friends. no need for insults when we're making progress. he realized quickly that i'm superior and now he's learning from me, just like genericmind.

Are you seriously that hard-up for me to verbally rape your fucking face for your entire duration posting on Bluelight?

 

[ChickenScratch]

Are you seriously that hard-up for me to verbally rape your fucking face for your entire duration posting on Bluelight?

morning sunshine. do you want to come down south and have thanksgiving dinner with me? it's going to be myself, my wife, my kid, mom, dad, aunt, uncle and cousins and their kids. i've already told my family all about you. they're super excited to meet you.

 

[GenericMind]

I bet they are. Tell your inbred hick family that they'll have to enjoy their traditional southern orgy without me. I'm sure your wife's dirty snatch will see more stuffing than the turkey before the Holiday is over.

 

[ChickenScratch]

I bet they are. Tell your inbred hick family that they'll have to enjoy their traditional southern orgy without me. I'm sure your wife's dirty snatch will see more stuffing than the turkey before the Holiday is over.

will do buddy. enjoy spending thanksgiving alone, jerking off with your tears, up there in the butthole of the world.

 

[GenericMind]

I'll actually be enjoying a nice big dinner with my family, though we'll be eating great food instead of each other. To each their own I suppose.

 

[Lysis]

This thread is funny as shit. BoBL!

 

[ChickenScratch]

I'll actually be enjoying a nice big dinner with my family, though we'll be eating great food instead of each other. To each their own I suppose.

since when does being southern equate to cannibalism?

we're doing an oven roasted turkey and i'm smoking a turkey as well.

it's gonna be glorious. i'll make sure to include you and your family in our pre-dinner prayer.

 

[GenericMind]

I was talking about your son burying his snaggle-toothed face between your wife's hairy thighs, not cannibalism.

prayer

lolsoutherners