You might be a junkie if...

[Sprout]

When you and your junkie friends frequently play; Spot the Pupil....
When the term "rock music" means the sparking of crack....

 

[sweetstufflover]

...when you miss to get out of the metro on the way to the university because you nodded off of the huge oxy shot in the morning and wake up on the other side of the city because the driver of the train comes up to you and says GTFO the metro.

...when you listen to the lesson in the university for 1 hour, then decide to take "just a small one", walk to the toilet, prepare and shoot your oxy, nodd off just a small amount of time, then you walk back to the lesson and realize that you were asleep (nodding) for two hours and you missed the entire course (the course/lesson lasts for 3 hours usually).

...when you get asked for cigarrettes and money on your regular way to the university, so you decide to take an alternitive route. There you have to pass the local scene... and you get asked for morphine, heroin, cocaine and all the other stuff, because you look just like those junkies - you ARE a junkie! You look so fucked up that the other "normal" people that you consider yourself being one of them look at you like they look at all the other junkies on the scene and think you're one of them.

...when you got a brand-new macbook pro 13'' from your father and think about how much heroin you could buy of the amount of money you could get if you sold it. But then you realize that you couldn't get on bluelight.ru anymore and think that it's a bad idea. But you think about it.

 

[drug-strugler617]

^ very funny

 

[hydrochron]

When you nod off and fall onto the train tracks, and have to get rescued.

 

[Zerrr]

Ha, I never post but I thought this thread was a classic.

You're a junkie when...

-When you've gone to the same dunkin donuts 20 times in the past week but each time you only used the bathroom.

-You rock 3 80's at once with the intention of killing yourself only to realize you can't even catch a nod.

-when you take a leak and it smells like dope...seemingly atleast.

-when you have to bring a barf bag with you on ur way to cop.

-when you leave your house without ur shoes and dont even notice until u step on ur clutch to start the car.

-the only people left in ur phone contacts are dope connections

-when wipin ur ass has almost become optional because you just dont hav the energy..(Ive always forced myself but it does seem like too much work when ur strung out)< HA, too much info

-when you've had a runny nose...for two years

Well I tried to contribute to this thread...(the ugly side of junkieness) I'm glad to be a registered blue/greenlighter.
I have been reading this site for a while now and although sometimes it triggers me to use, it also gives me hope that I will get clean eventually.

Lacey K your posts in particular have been very helpful to me. I got pinched a while back and since it was my 1st time I was freaked out. After reading your post in LD, and what you went through, I felt a little better about everything...So, thank you.

Stay safe

 

[NoPromiseMade]

When you spend you're drug dealing money on dope because you cant wait the two hours to procure/sell so instead of being set for the week you have a two days at best of dope.

Ugh I am fucked now.

 

[Sprout]

-You rock 3 80's at once with the intention of killing yourself only to realize you can't even catch a nod.

I lol'd :D

 

[sweetstufflover]

-when wipin ur ass has almost become optional because you just dont hav the energy..(Ive always forced myself but it does seem like too much work when ur strung out)< HA, too much info

No. It should say "when wiping your ass has become unnecessary because your shit is so hard, your asshole just doesn't get dirty."


I have another one...

You might be a junkie, if

...a bloody asshole is normal to you, while other people would go to the E.R. immediately.

 

[Chi-Blast]

Your trackmarks still look fresh after 8 months without using a needle.

 

[deadprez219]

if you go to get a flu shot and when the doctor walks in the room you have your arm tied off for him with your belt

 

[HippieChick]

An addict yes; junkie, no.

^^^
that's a pretty good one. i'm reading these in a jeff foxworthy voice in my head, btw, pausing after statements for laughter from the audience.

I thought it was the funniest post on here - I am not a junkie. I hate needles. I watched a guy shoot up once and it almost made me sick.

I feel better about my financial woes and troubles when I get on this bluelight thing .. there are definitely folks who are worse off.

 

[HippieChick]

if you go to get a flu shot and when the doctor walks in the room you have your arm tied off for him with your belt

Also a little funny. 8)

 

[GirlInterrupted]

You always keep a bottle of bleach in your car...

You are so desperate to the point where you bite off a piece of your sock as an alternative to cotton...

Your always itchy everywhere....

Wake up soaked in sweat....

 

[ugly]

You might be a junky if...

you come here just to write "In before this thread is closed and a new one gets opened."

(or in before it's just closed.)

 

[McFly]

if you go to get a flu shot and when the doctor walks in the room you have your arm tied off for him with your belt

Maybe they are in other countries but flu shots arent IV in the uk.

[/pedant]

 

[NotQuiteAnonymous]

You might be a junky if...

...you've abandoned a burnt up spoon, used cigarette filter, syringe cap and used uncapped syringe in the middle of a Walmart parking lot in the last 7 days. (Please don't do it again!)

...you've been so far gone you've lost either percs, lorotabs, 30mg Roxies, Klonopins, a 5mg ir oxycodone pill, a 15mg morphine pill, or most of an OC 40 in/around stores sometime in the past year...(thanks for sharing!)

 

[Zerrr]

Your trackmarks still look fresh after 8 months without using a needle.

Ha, I didnt think junkies made 8 months..So thats what Im in for?

 

[Jimi Thing]

That's funny, my mom used to "admire" my veins all the time like the OP was talking about. Except she did it because she was a nurse who had to draw blood from her patients all of the time, not because she had a heroin habit I do have some nice big veins. Planning on keeping them needle free though.

 

[qwe]

Ha, I never post but I thought this thread was a classic.

You're a junkie when...

-When you've gone to the same dunkin donuts 20 times in the past week but each time you only used the bathroom.

-You rock 3 80's at once with the intention of killing yourself only to realize you can't even catch a nod.

-when you take a leak and it smells like dope...seemingly atleast.

-when you have to bring a barf bag with you on ur way to cop.

-when you leave your house without ur shoes and dont even notice until u step on ur clutch to start the car.

-the only people left in ur phone contacts are dope connections

-when wipin ur ass has almost become optional because you just dont hav the energy..(Ive always forced myself but it does seem like too much work when ur strung out)< HA, too much info

-when you've had a runny nose...for two years

Well I tried to contribute to this thread...(the ugly side of junkieness) I'm glad to be a registered blue/greenlighter.
I have been reading this site for a while now and although sometimes it triggers me to use, it also gives me hope that I will get clean eventually.

Lacey K your posts in particular have been very helpful to me. I got pinched a while back and since it was my 1st time I was freaked out. After reading your post in LD, and what you went through, I felt a little better about everything...So, thank you.

Stay safe

jesus christ, welcome to bluelight lol

 

[GirlInterrupted]

"-When you've gone to the same dunkin donuts 20 times in the past week but each time you only used the bathroom."

EPIC. It was 7/11 back in my days :]

I love this thread