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When the next Great war comes. Where will you be? Where is safe to be? :P

So you can kick him in the nuts?

If a Bear pisses on himself in the wilderness, and there's no-one around to film it (and cook him dinner), is he still a twat?
 
lostpunk5545 said:
So you can kick him in the nuts?

If a Bear pisses on himself in the wilderness, and there's no-one around to film it (and cook him dinner), is he still a twat?
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The missing link is a ~120ug LSD trip with lots of weed and watching how excited he gets at the prospect of nearly dying and then deciding to be careful. After that Man vs Wild becomes a comedy. A hilarious AND helpful person in the War situation would be great. Lols and surviving, what more could you ask for?
 
Haha, but it's all fake anyway so it's hard to take that show seriously. I expect we'd find him cowering under a rock in a zombie apocalypse.
 
I've given heaps of thought to a zombie apocalypse.

Step 1,
Find a kick arse backpack.

Step 2,
Raid a police station for weapons and locations of where evidence is kept.

Step 3,
Take as much drugs from evidence as I could carry.

Step 4,
Steal a sail boat

Step 5,
make my way to Tasmania and live the rest of my life in the bushlands off my chops with my woman :).

However if world war 3 occurs and when china invades, I plan to GTFO assuming the nukes haven't hit and head to bush straight away with some good old D&D dice and hope I roll a 3+ on all survival skills :p
 
I will arm myself wit a 50 pack of lighters. A bulb. and a Half O of glass. In a cabin in the middle of no where. I suspect by the day number 5 "they" will find me. I suspect that they will hide behind bushes and trees and wait for back up. By day ten i will be surrounded by "them" even tho i have not seen them out in the open i know their there!! By day15 i am convinced they are goin to blow up the cabin. So i make one last stand. i rail a gram and run out the door and bolt for the woods!! There chasing me!! I look behind to see if i lost them. then plop...off a cliff i go :) i died. At least they didnt capture me and question me.
 
So the world ends and you guys are all just going to be sitting alone doing drugs? You can do that now!

When the world ends I'm going to collect me a goddamn harem. And shoot some people with a crossbow.
 
lostpunk5545 said:
So the world ends and you guys are all just going to be sitting alone doing drugs? You can do that now!

When the world ends I'm going to collect me a goddamn harem. And shoot some people with a crossbow.
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But there's no greater celebration than the end of the world.
 
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