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When the next Great war comes. Where will you be? Where is safe to be? :P

I think I'll take up archery and learn to make my own bows and arrows from the glory that is You Tube. Oh, and brush up on my wild pig gutting skillz0rz. ]

If there's not going to be any electricity, I'm pretty sure there isn't going to be an internet anymore.
 
My plan in most post apocalyptic situations is to die :)

yup.

when the bomb hits sydney city, the only thing left of me will be a shadow on a wall.


and perhaps some slightly discoloured secksy shoes.
 
No idea about Psiloville, but in Bustytown there will be a uniform.
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I've always wanted to wear that uniform and scream FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
 
I quite often drive alone in my car and sing FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....FREE FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLN'
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the only uniform that is mandatory at *psiloville* is what Krustys holding in his hand
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:D
 
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Haha busty.... Dont you mean.. FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BAAAAAAAAAAAAALLN ;)
 
Running to the country is for pansies. I'm going to fight it out in the city wreckage and resort to cannibalism.
 
I haven't left the city yet. However I do have a pitch fork and axe just in case.

I have thought about the end of days on more than one occasion but then I start to worry about the gene pool and what would happen when I die and my children are left on their own. I don't want to some sort of sequel to Flowers in the Attic so a sizable community is a must. Ignoring the need for defence, I have always thought that a population of 30 000 like minded individuals would be easily supported by a city the size of Brisbane has today, with all it's current resources.

Of course some amenities would be difficult to maintain. Working sewage and rationed energy supplies are handy but I'd imagine we could still sustain ourselves. Who knows, perhaps from adversity our knowledge of science may get a different kick along and solar energy would able to power our society. Bikes instead of private cars, handy man instead of a cop. The internet would be gone but libraries still exist. I just have to decide whether The Daring book for Girls or the SAS handbook would become our Bible. Perhaps an Old and New Testament.
 
The old school boy scout's book has lots of tips for avoiding masturbation: no overly warm beds or rich foods, something or other about corn flakes. I remember finding it in the girl guide hall. In theory I should actually have all these practical skills from being a guide, like cooking in a fire, tying knots, shit like that. I remember having to tie a reef knot in a piece of cooked spaghetti for one stupid badge.
 
I've always thought that in Huxley's Brave New World the protagonist is a douche bag for not wanting to be exiled to an island full of intellectuals and others who were fed up with the vapididity of society. That sounds like utopia.

So I guess if cannibalism doesn't work out I'd be in for your micro society Busty.
 
A reef knot is one of the first knots you learn in sailing. Keep those skills coming and there may be a spot on the departing yacht Vanth.
 
i still remember how to use this
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cleanly and efficiently. 3 years training with it has not gone to waste.
 
Pack's up his bag, grabs his girl, and heads to psiloville, sorry busty, nz is further than vic.

Room for a qualified physicist there?
 
I'm digging Bustytown more and more. Boys in kilts, oy vey! I'm seriously champing at the bit for society to crumble. Hurry up 2012. :p

Also, re: the sewage problem, can't we take a leaf out of the dirty hippy's books and dig and hole, box it in for privacy (and cover it in pretty colours) then use lime to attempt to mask the stench of the various drug-induced gut clean-outs that arise?

Does lime actually do anything to faeces?

I'm going to bring my most prized possession. I wonder what I could fashion them out of when the End Of Days begins? Would bark work? We can't have us ladies clogging up the poo-hole to wee. :p
 
But what happens when the invisi-zombies attack? WHAT HAPPENS THEN.

Add flour and paint to the shopping/stealing list at woolies. It's not really shopping or stealing if zombies attack though.



When the we get invaded I'll probs fly out to where ever Bear Grylls is.
 
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