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You might be a junkie if...

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if you don't get your period for 2 months but never once panic about it

when you know you cant be pregnant anyway since you and your junkie boyfriend have sex about as often as senior citizens, even though you are around eachother all the time

you have scammed some unsuspecting noob by secretly opening the bag you are getting for him and taking a little off the top, or telling him that $20 worth of dope is $40 worth

you do a shot and feel great for about 15 minutes, and eventually reminise about when you could do a fraction of the shot you just took and feel amazing for hours

morning checklist when you head out the door: rigs, spoons, belt, water bottle, q-tip, lighter

when you're not that huge of a smoker normally but you can go through a pack of cigarettes in 2 hours and not feel sick of them

when you go to your banks ATM so much that people think you hang out there
 
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... if you were getting clean for the fifth time but then find yourself doing lines "just for today" 8)
... if you decide to take another (third, fourth) shower in one day just so you can sneak a(nother) shot without your significant other knowing you relapsed
... if buying your junk becomes more important then buying dinner... then breakfast.. then lunch... then .......


/sigh

:|
 
oh yeah one more: ... if you wade through this entire 30+ page thread to see if you're a junkie and despite feeling ashamed when you realise you are, you still do your thing cuz you can't stop...

then yes, you're a junkie.
 
This is the best thread on BL. It's poetic, true, sad, proud, beautiful and profound. It's helped me curtail my use quite a bit.
 
lacey k said:
Aw, shit, come on there is so much of these in here and MINE is the fucked up ones that makes ppl give me the frowny face icon? ;) Damn, I aint that fucked up. Here--maybe this will make yall feel better--I been clean comin up on 9 months now (maybe a little cheating here and there ;) ) So dont feel too bad for me :)
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thats awesome im glad to hear that your changing your life for the better. but damn i still cringe at the thought of that. got to hand it to you tho, you are one determined mofo. ;)
 
im gonna second the guy who said when you have so many little plastic squares in your drawer you could put a whole shopping bag back together
 
95% of the calls on your cell phone are less than 1 minute long.

the first half your day is spent driving around the hood with less than a gallon of gas in your car at all times, and the second half is spent drooling on yourself. and thats on a good day.

you have to read the same paragraph over 3 or 4 times before actually being able to soak in what it said, but you can figure out exactly how many bags you can get with $182 in less than 2 seconds.

your car permanently smells like dope.

you think living in the middle east wouldn't be all that bad.

you are constantly late to everything without fail, but if your dealer says he will only stick around for another 15 minutes, you will somehow manage to get there in record time.

you can set up and shoot up a 10 bag shot faster than the noob sitting next to you can get his first bag open.
 
McFly said:
You keep a roll of foil in your car...

You go to the shops and buy said foil, 2 lighters and some straws (or biros) and pay on your debit card
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OMG. I finally got rid of my roll of foil in the car about a month ago. I must be doing better than I thought.
 
When you start picking up cookie crumbs off the floor and putting them on your pipe
 
or a rip a bag of cotton balls open, steal 4... and proceed to shoot dope in the parking lot of the store you just stole from.. then to have the manager come knocking on your window mid shot waving the cotton balls in your face.... you just stomp on the gas with the needle still in arm push the plunger and speed out the parking lot... true story.. lol
 
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you might be a junkie if you thought of something cool to add to this thread but forgot what you were going to write as quickly as you thought of it.......

also if there's always a layer of dust on your bed every time you go to bed, as you spend the whole week awake...
 
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or a rip a bag of cotton balls open, steal 4... and proceed to shoot dope in the parking lot of the store you just stole from.. then to have the manager come knocking on your window mid shot waving the cotton balls in your face.... you just stomp on the gas with the needle still in arm push the plunger and speed out the parking lot... true story.. lol
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^^fuckin epic
 
If you stay home from a family vacation because you have poppy pods coming in the mail.......
 
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