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smoking indoors and not getting caught by my mother who is in the room next to me. if i sneak outside my dog will bark and go crazy, thus waking her up and destroying my plan. so what are the tricks to kickin the smell and gettin away with it.
 
& if i blow my smoke into a room with a fan (not the ones with blades) then where will my smoke go? into my whole home A/C?
 
Take a disposable water bottle (0.5L works best) and burn a few holes at the bottom, not too big so the smoke doesn't go through the bottle fast. Take some laundry sheets and stuff it inside until you have 6 or 7 sheets inside, more if you'd like to be safe. If you want to slow down the movement of air inside the bottle so that less smell comes out, add some tissue paper.

Now just exhale into the bottle and your room will smell like a laundry room %) But make sure to exhale until you see no white coming out of the bottle
 
nice, i like the bottle idea, i have heard of doing stuffing a toilet paper roll but always doubted the actual effectiveness. im gonna try the bottle thing right meow...
 
^more than likely yes.
use the search bar at the top of the page before making a thread in future
to check if your query has already been asked, as this one has.

but for proper odor elimination,
smoke a bong (no smoke escapes if you smoke it right) and have a bunched up towel handy.
make sure one side of the towel is wrapped around the bunched up lot,
so it looks like a ball of towelness.
press your face into the towel, with as much bunched up towel between your mouth and your hand
thats holding the towel as possible (more for the smoke to be absorbed in).
exhale slowly and smoothly into the towel.
it will take some extra push to exhale into the towel, but do it right and NO smoke or smell
will escape at ALL.

also, after this, open your windows for an hour to air out the room in case.
febreeze is good also, but id air out the room after using febreeze as if your parents aint stupid
they will notice your room smelling of febreeze all of a sudden.

the method of a "sploof" (dryer sheets & tissue in a cardboard toilet roll tube) actually doesnt work well.
generally with anything with dryer sheets, be suspicious of it working well at all.

remember, you will be more "immune" to the smell of ganj than your parents will,
so ask them how effective it is ;)
for a proper sploof, get a nylon pantyhose/tights/leggings and put it over the tube.
instead of dryer sheets, fill the tube with activated carbon
(like you get in fish tank filters, in co2 filters etc) to the brim, and close off with the pantyhose again.
the carbon will absorb the odor particles and they will literally drop to the floor
and no smell will be present.


good luck and happy toking.
 
Sega420 said:
^more than likely yes.
use the search bar at the top of the page before making a thread in future
to check if your query has already been asked, as this one has.

but for proper odor elimination,
smoke a bong (no smoke escapes if you smoke it right) and have a bunched up towel handy.
make sure one side of the towel is wrapped around the bunched up lot,
so it looks like a ball of towelness.
press your face into the towel, with as much bunched up towel between your mouth and your hand
thats holding the towel as possible (more for the smoke to be absorbed in).
exhale slowly and smoothly into the towel.
it will take some extra push to exhale into the towel, but do it right and NO smoke or smell
will escape at ALL.

also, after this, open your windows for an hour to air out the room in case.
febreeze is good also, but id air out the room after using febreeze as if your parents aint stupid
they will notice your room smelling of febreeze all of a sudden.

the method of a "sploof" (dryer sheets & tissue in a cardboard toilet roll tube) actually doesnt work well.
for a proper sploof, get a nylon pantyhose/tights/leggings and put it over the tube.
instead of dryer sheets, fill the tube with activated carbon
(like you get in fish tank filters, in co2 filters etc) to the brim, and close off with the pantyhose again.
the carbon will absorb the odor particles and they will literally drop to the floor
and no smell will be present.


good luck and happy toking.
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Sploof does work very well if the bottle (not cardboard toilet roll) has the proper resistance to exhalation.
 
what I do, is i put a pile of cloths up against the bottom of my door, turn on my box fan, which blows out the window, rip the bong and chill. Burn half an incent afterward.
 
HMGcoareductase said:
Sploof does work very well if the bottle (not cardboard toilet roll) has the proper resistance to exhalation.
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just like pushing your face against the towel and having as much towel between your
mouth & hand, for flow resistance.
trust me, a towel is more effective for this than these makeshift dryer sheet things.
and a towel in your room isnt as suspicious as a bottle or tube full of dryer sheets and tissues.
(but, to each their own)

Waffle_Kid said:
what I do, is i put a pile of cloths up against the bottom of my door, turn on my box fan, which blows out the window, rip the bong and chill. Burn half an incent afterward.
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this is a good idea. i have a towel against the bottom of my door, and one that i blow into.
i recently got into incense but it is not for these purposes.


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My mom loves the smell, and I dont sleep at night. She will come in and be like, "What is that one called, we are getting more" I still say windows open, you need air circulation. Fans help.
 
i just 420ed it up :) i sat under my blanket (haha like a kid staying up reading or something) with a towel to cover my pipe and face, covered my door and sprayed light febreeze. so far so high. thank you good sir's.
 
i agree, but it is safer to have the windows open after a smokeout so that if you are in the midst of toking
and the bowl gives off a whisp of smoke this does not get blown further in towards the door
by airflow/breeze.

oh the joys of secret smoking eh?

OP did you put a towel over your head or do the bunched into a ball and press against ur mouth n exhale thing?
 
Happy Blazing, Remember, open up those windows, the sent may be masked, but its still in there. and ive did the ol bed trick many of times, now when I pull my blanket over my face it smells like a dream :D
 
What I used to do was put a sock over a toilet paper roll, fill it with scented tissues and breathe in. It works pretty well so give that a shot
 
keep in mind that whatever you blow the smoke into will be absorbing the smoke, as well as the smell. might be ok for a few blazes, but your sheets are going to reek.

seriously, if you dont want your room to stank like dank, dont let the smoke sit in the room. bust open the window, put a fan on high about a foot away, and blow all the smoke into the fan. a spoof out the window works best imo.

and a towel along the bottom of the door works well, but my friend got busted blazing it up in his room cuz his mom saw the towel at the bottom of the door lol.
 
Wow I never knew there was so much to it, I always put a towel under my bedoom door cracked the window open and blew the smoke out there...never had a problem.
 
dont fuck with any other methods dude this one is it. i have literally been doing this for 2 years, multiple times a day, with parents always home, walking outside my door and in the next room.

use a onie or a piece that you can pack exactly one big hit into. do so and kill it all in one hit, that way no smoke will come out of the bud if its still lit, hold for as long as you can, then blow it into a thick folded shirt/sweatshirt and make sure it covers like the whole lower half of your face.

guaranteed.
 
RedRum OG said:
dont fuck with any other methods dude this one is it. i have literally been doing this for 2 years, multiple times a day, with parents always home, walking outside my door and in the next room.

use a onie or a piece that you can pack exactly one big hit into. do so and kill it all in one hit, that way no smoke will come out of the bud if its still lit, hold for as long as you can, then blow it into a thick folded shirt/sweatshirt and make sure it covers like the whole lower half of your face.

guaranteed.
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exactly like my towel method.
Redrum, you know whats up homie :)
 
I think the information you need is all here in the thread.

Closing for the sake of BL's message of harm reduction and you should respect your mother's rules since your live in her house. Being forced to hide it is a buzz kill, for me anyways.
 
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