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girls lying about mens .....size

OP's grammar & spelling is terrible, holy shit.

I was talking to a friend of my girlfriend and she said: "Yeah... your girlfriend tells me that you're a pretty good size! haha." It was way better than a direct compliment.
 
I wouldn't lie to a guy about his size. I've flat out told a guy that they were pretty small before, if they asked me directly. If they didn't ask, and they were small, I'd just not have said anything.

But if I say they are big/nice/whatever compliment, I mean it. :)
 
Girls are retarded about penis size. I'm not going to go into details about how I know this, but a lot of guys' I've known, I've had their girlfriends try to tell me they had 7, 8, and 9 inch penises. I'm not sure how they measured them, but it's become obvious to me that girls always lie and add 2 inches to the length of the guy their fucking's penis when talking about it.

They also don't seem to understand the mean/median penis size as reported by various studies, and think that having many ex bf's with 8 inchers sounds plausible.
 
Busty St Clare said:
One of the first times I went to a gay club a bloke started masterbating next to me at the urinal. :\
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Where did I suggest that he begin to simulate sex acts?

Read the posts again, I don't know how you're deducing masturbation from a swift, sneak peek. :?

I never blow smoke up a guy's ass, even if I think highly of them. Only the small guys tend try and fish for compliments (which they have zero hope in getting from me, as it is). Guys with big dicks generally know about it, as other men (as in, friends or teammates) have pointed it out to them many a time. When a girl says it, she probably has fairly lax standards or is trying to be polite :p or there could even be some element of truth 8o

all I know is, as long as it goes up, you got no reason to sit and fret......!
 
MynameisnotDeja said:
I wouldn't lie to a guy about his size. I've flat out told a guy that they were pretty small before, if they asked me directly. If they didn't ask, and they were small, I'd just not have said anything.

But if I say they are big/nice/whatever compliment, I mean it. :)
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hehe sweet...%)
 
all I know is, as long as it goes up, you got no reason to sit and fret......![/QUOTE]

hehe highroller youre alright=D
got to love a girl that tells it like it is!
 
Coolio said:
Girls are retarded about penis size. I'm not going to go into details about how I know this, but a lot of guys' I've known, I've had their girlfriends try to tell me they had 7, 8, and 9 inch penises. I'm not sure how they measured them, but it's become obvious to me that girls always lie and add 2 inches to the length of the guy their fucking's penis when talking about it.

They also don't seem to understand the mean/median penis size as reported by various studies, and think that having many ex bf's with 8 inchers sounds plausible.
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I never lied to you, the guy before this one had a 10 inch penis atleast
 
Coolio said:
Girls are retarded about penis size. I'm not going to go into details about how I know this, but a lot of guys' I've known, I've had their girlfriends try to tell me they had 7, 8, and 9 inch penises. I'm not sure how they measured them, but it's become obvious to me that girls always lie and add 2 inches to the length of the guy their fucking's penis when talking about it.

They also don't seem to understand the mean/median penis size as reported by various studies, and think that having many ex bf's with 8 inchers sounds plausible.
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I don't think they're lying, I think girls are just bad at guessing penis size.
 
girls telling you what they think of whether you;'re big or not, is really dependent on their past experiences (unless they actually got a ruler out).

if you really want to know objectively, get a ruler and google.com
 
I think human beings have a tendency to embellish things in general, and the size of a cock is just one of those things.

The ruler is the only way to be sure. It is fun having a girl measure you down there... obviously.
 
Coolio said:
Girls are retarded about penis size. I'm not going to go into details about how I know this, but a lot of guys' I've known, I've had their girlfriends try to tell me they had 7, 8, and 9 inch penises. I'm not sure how they measured them, but it's become obvious to me that girls always lie and add 2 inches to the length of the guy their fucking's penis when talking about it.

They also don't seem to understand the mean/median penis size as reported by various studies, and think that having many ex bf's with 8 inchers sounds plausible.
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girls are retarded about penis size because guys are retarded about penis size. having the largest dick is a billion times more important to the average man than it will ever be to a woman. men can be so primitive and competitive in their sexual abilities and "maleness" that women may feel compelled to tell a little white lie or over exaggerate. if a woman confesses to her lover his member is average or worse, small, she risks seriously bruising his ego. in a man's mind, she's essentially saying he's inadequate.

further, in pornos, you never hear the dude say, "oh yeah, take that average cock."
 
To be fair it is really the only thing guys get hung up on. Most guys couldn't care less if their arse looked big, their nose has a bump, their tits sag or they have a small crease in their forehead when they smile. Tell a girl you think her eyeborws are uneven and they lock themselves away like a leper thinking everyone is talking about their eye brows every time they leave the room.

I don't understand why a guy should have to rely on the measuring skills of a women. They can't read maps or change a car tire for starters, so have no hope in hell operating a tape measure with any sense of accuracy. ;)
 
Busty St Clare said:
To be fair it is really the only thing guys get hung up on. Most guys couldn't care less if their arse looked big, their nose has a bump, their tits sag or they have a small crease in their forehead when they smile. Tell a girl you think her eyeborws are uneven and they lock themselves away like a leper thinking everyone is talking about their eye brows every time they leave the room.

I don't understand why a guy should have to rely on the measuring skills of a women. They can't read maps or change a car tire for starters, so have no hope in hell operating a tape measure with any sense of accuracy. ;)
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because we don't stick our eyebrows or ass into a woman's vagina to have sex. that is what a penis is for. bigger size= more friction, smaller size = hotdog in a hallway, might as well just go eat some food. I mean, breasts on a woman are the closest thing to being comparable, but breasts aren't used to have sex. If you don't have a big enough penis, you can't have sex. It's pretty much like that.
 
whattodohere said:
because we don't stick our eyebrows or ass into a woman's vagina to have sex. that is what a penis is for. bigger size= more friction, smaller size = hotdog in a hallway, might as well just go eat some food. I mean, breasts on a woman are the closest thing to being comparable, but breasts aren't used to have sex. If you don't have a big enough penis, you can't have sex. It's pretty much like that.
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oh please. you stick a tongue and finger in there and, ime, that does just fine. vaginas are very adaptable and can accomodate AND FEEL dicks of all size.
 
Coolio said:
Girls are retarded about penis size. I'm not going to go into details about how I know this, but a lot of guys' I've known, I've had their girlfriends try to tell me they had 7, 8, and 9 inch penises. I'm not sure how they measured them, but it's become obvious to me that girls always lie and add 2 inches to the length of the guy their fucking's penis when talking about it.

They also don't seem to understand the mean/median penis size as reported by various studies, and think that having many ex bf's with 8 inchers sounds plausible.
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I agree Coolio.

IME men can tell another man's size when he's aroused and fully hard better than women can, unless the woman is measuring his cock with a ruler/tape measurer or he told her his exact size.

I can tell how big a guy is when we're together having sex and even in porn with the low and close up camera angles and even if he's not at full arousal in the video.

I've been told by people that I'm big and I'm not average and I've had people think I'm 9-10 inches when I'm not horse hung and I'm not 9-10 inches or more.

Am I hung like a mule or a porn guy, yes but not a horse.

I agree with you about the studies since average size is 5 inches and IME not that many men are 7-8 inches or even more despite what people say or what those fake ads for penis enlargement scams say.

I have a friend who is horse hung and that's seriously ALL he talks about and I once went out to drink at a bar with him and he only talked about his 9" plus cock the entire time even when I was asking him about his life and what was new since I hadn't seen him in a long time.

I'm not a size queen at all and average is fine but I do not want a person who has a micro penis like 1-3 inches when fully hard and aroused. Hell my ex was 6 inches and I'm twice that at 8 inches.
 
PriestTheyCalledHim said:
I agree Coolio.

IME men can tell another man's size when he's aroused and fully hard better than women can, unless the woman is measuring his cock with a ruler/tape measurer or he told her his exact size.

I can tell how big a guy is when we're together having sex and even in porn with the low and close up camera angles and even if he's not at full arousal in the video.

I've been told by people that I'm big and I'm not average and I've had people think I'm 9-10 inches when I'm not horse hung and I'm not 9-10 inches or more.

Am I hung like a mule or a porn guy, yes but not a horse.

I agree with you about the studies since average size is 5 inches and IME not that many men are 7-8 inches or even more despite what people say or what those fake ads for penis enlargement scams say.

I have a friend who is horse hung and that's seriously ALL he talks about and I once went out to drink at a bar with him and he only talked about his 9" plus cock the entire time even when I was asking him about his life and what was new since I hadn't seen him in a long time.

I'm not a size queen at all and average is fine but I do not want a person who has a micro penis like 1-3 inches when fully hard and aroused. Hell my ex was 6 inches and I'm twice that at 8 inches.
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I have absolutely no idea if you are a man or a woman.
 
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