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PD Humour: Sometimes, sketchy is good!

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whatever that is, the cat wants some.
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I know you are all mostly familiar with this fact, but SWIM's cat has been dead for some time now (a couple years already).

Sometimes though, at night, if I put myself in the right position, I feel his ghost is there with me.

He is a black and white cat. I used some heavy-duty photo filters to make him visible in the picture. But you can clearly see he's there, in my arms.

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It's the truth. I swear.

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we dont swim round here, boy. it holds no purpose whatsoever.
cool story, i was wondering wtf was up with that pic at the start.

bet you had no clue your thread would get like this, huh?
 
you've transcended the SWIM boundaries of space and time and species
 
haha yeah butt hurt in its original definition. I just got harped on about it for such a long time I gave in...blood.

Now the bf said he would be willing to go there should I want to but has no real desire to. Neither do I really.
Personally I think I'm still trying to wrap my mind around the female orgasm that I just learned about.
Tried to get in some practice to night but he doesn't feel well so I had to take him to get some medicine. If I get turned down for sex he must be really sick.

Although I am very intrigued by you sega. It is nice to see someone so honest and intune with themselves. Lets be friends ok?
 
sega, I was referring to the OP, who seems to be SWIMMING in a universe totally separate from this one.
 
^There's something really funny about combining the terms "enema" and "bandit," isn't there? Like there once existed a cadre of rakes and rogues in the Old West who with great indignation accosted wagon trains full'a filthy sinful girls who needed a good cleanin out.
 
psood0nym said:
^there's something really funny about combining the terms "enema" and "bandit," isn't there? Like there once existed a cadre of rakes and rogues in the old west who with great indignation accosted wagon trains full'a filthy sinful girls who needed a good cleanin out.
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Sega420 said:
as stated before, no it wasnt forced dont be messed up.
it was necessary for me to not die due to medical complications.
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this is even scarier than the thought of a forced enema by a masked bandit: the fact that at some point you can become so congested that the only thing that can save your life is a forceful enema... I don't think I'm prepared to live with that knowledge. what if my doctor finds things that shouldn't be seen by another man?!
 
Sega420 said:
as stated before, no it wasnt forced dont be messed up.
it was necessary for me to not die due to medical complications.

and dude, the above idea sounds like an amazing porno.
i love the old west, old time style of lingerie. corsetry etc.
fucking hot as hell, same with burlesque
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However you need to rationalize it, Sega.

Did you read the wiki link? It was made into a porno called "Water Power".
He was also the inspiration for the 1976 adult film Water Power starring Jamie Gillis (later reissued as Enema Bandit).
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before somebody wakes up and sees this mess I think a mod should go through and delete maybe the last 200 posts I've made. it would probably clean up a lot of this front page here.
 
I don't think this is a mess. Hell there is some constructive conversation here, if you can get past the fact that people think the idea that Sega had a forceful enema is fucking funny.
 
One time I was taking a relaxed stroll through South Central L.A., on the kind of street where you really got to be checkin' your back. And as I turn on the most decrepit graffiti filled dangerous ghetto street, where there's always a few shady guys on the front stairs of the projects staring at you silently as you go by, and gunshots are often heard coming from the nearby alleys. You can sometimes feel the hair on the back of you neck rise as they keep their hostile eyes on you.

Anyway, so I pass by this particularly bad section of the area. It is around 1 o'clock at night. And right there in the middle of the street, like it's from outer space, there's a HUGE-ASS sparkly Hummer limousine. Like a thin white loaf of luxury, shat from the G-Funk heavens right in the worst part of the violent human gutter that is South Central.

Now I didn't have any part of it, but I'm convinced there was something sketchy going on...
And there's a good chance that the sketchy shit was wrapped in fur.
 
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