• CD Moderators: nepalnt21
  • Cannabis Discussion Welcome Guest
    Posting Rules Bluelight Rules

You might be a stoner if...

ALICE_D418 said:
You might be a stoner if.......Your posting on this forum.
if you first light a joint after having sex instead of a cigg
if you have smoked a blunt while getting some head....amazing two thumbs up
if you are the person all your friends call with the can you get/i dont have anything to smoke out of question.
if you stop drinking your bottled water to make a bong of it
if you can't go to class unless you are high
Click to expand...

haha so true..I got like 5 diff size bottles in my bathroom, that I use as a gravity bong.

I actually took a quiz last week and got a 100% and I was high, and only study 15 min beofre the test.

you might be a stoner, if you look around in your car, and find enough crumbs of weed to pack a fat bowl.
 
*... If you constantly suggest marijuana whenever anyone mentions any sort of ailment ever

*... If you think the word 'dank' means something other than dark and moist

*... If you have eaten a sandwich whose bread was made of cinnamon waffles, with cheese and peanutbutter between them
 
iskalla said:
* when you constantly have to ask people what they just said

seriously, when im stoned and my attention is focused on something else i will never understand what somebody just said to me.

im watching tv with my friend and he comments on something loud and clear. i will always have to ask what he just said, i can never make sense of it the first time. does anyone else get that? i tend to be more in my own world when im high than most people though, i can get real lethargic.
Click to expand...

Haha, I get that a lot too. :D
 
Monkeybizness said:
when your room is full of arizona tea cans and chips
when you try to get your cat high
when you smoke a bowl before going inside walmart AWWWWWWWWWW..
and my worst stoner move is.... WHEN AFTER SMOKING YOU STAY WITH THE LIGHTER IN YOUR HAND for a good 15 mins.........
Click to expand...

and then go back out side and back another cone and spend another 15 min looking the the lighter thats already in ur hand.

when ur friedn passes the bong and u forget to pack it before trying to pull the cone!

When u buy the biggest cone piece u can because your old one just doesnt cut it anymore
 
When you call your friends to see if they can sell you a single bowl cause you don't have the money to get any more than that or you can't find any in town.

If you come up with something for this thread and it takes you all night to remember it, cause your stoned.
 
I guess this tread makes me not a stoner? But after 5 years of daily weed smoking I would assume I am.

Either way here's a few from my own experience:
- When you just finished rolling a joint only to find out you already had a joint that you hadn't even lit yet and you end up with two joints.
- If you have no problem whatsoever with rolling a joint outside in the dark in the wind on a high dose of any strong psychedelic.
- started rolling a joint while reading this tread, and light it and then smoke it while posting a reply.
- If you chain-smoke joints as if they were cigarettes.
- If you've never done another drug without adding weed in the mix (I actually haven't :o)
 
If the reason you can't ever get out the door on time is that you're looking for the joint you rolled for the ride and can't find it because you were smoking when you rolled it.

#2 if you have papers strictly for smoking on the go
 
You might be a stoner if

You think being high is the key to getting good grades
You think everyone with a joint MUST be smoking weed
You think Nickelback actually sounds good
You know the exact prices of all the blunts at the gas station
And you know the dates they're having 2 for 1 specials
 
when considering asking someone to hang out/date you almost feel the need to ask them if they smoke weed (who doesn't these days though)

When as soon as you click "New posts" on BL, you load a bowl
 
you might be a stoner if you keep an ounce of hash in a bag inside a plastic granola wrapper and confuse it for garbage while your cleaning.

you might be a stoner if you spent an hour picking through the dumpster looking for said ounce of hash
true story
 
nightlight said:
you might be a stoner if you keep an ounce of hash in a bag inside a plastic granola wrapper and confuse it for garbage while your cleaning.

you might be a stoner if you spent an hour picking through the dumpster looking for said ounce of hash
Click to expand...

Did you find it?
 
nightlight said:
you might be a stoner if you keep an ounce of hash in a bag inside a plastic granola wrapper and confuse it for garbage while your cleaning.

you might be a stoner if you spent an hour picking through the dumpster looking for said ounce of hash
true story
Click to expand...

Hahaha, shit. That sucks.
 
If someone opens a piece of candy and the cellophane sound makes you look to see if they really have a lil bag of weed.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top