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hehe yep, been there a lot also.

What about this one...since my DOC is oxy....

You crush up a pill to snort and ALWAYS feel the need to lick the .1mg off the paper you crush it in, just so you dont waste any. Come on, we're in a recession!

Haha good one ;)
 
wait, will!? this wouldn't be the will i used to chill with with alison when i was living in boulder would it?
 
Asking the dealer if you can use the 20dollar bill to sniff the bags before you pay him with it because you dont have anymore bills on you.
 
^ That makes you a stoner with bad money management skills, not a junkie.

Not if he's not breaking even because he's spending his money on dope/pills?

lol about asking to use the bill, I can relate, half the people who buy pills want a bill 10 seconds later so they can sniff their shit. This thread is classic btw.:p
 
When you give your friends/family an attitude when they call your cell because you had been excited thinking it was your dealer calling you back to meet up.
When you have a smile ear to ear after getting the script you wanted written, and try to hide the smile until you walk out of the Dr office.
When you tell the pharmacist that a bag will not be necessary for your prescription (since your about to eat the pills right away, and a bag would just be another obstible in the way).
 
when your almost ever time short 2 bucks cause you had to buy a half gallon of gas

lol so true.....I have done that so many times. It is always so embarrassing walking up to the counter and asking for $1.50 in gas, everyone around me must be thinking what a fucking junkie.
 
when you have so many cottons in you room it looks like it snowed..

when you borrow peoples cars and forget to trow the needle caps out ...

when your squeezing your ass cheeks together trying not to shit yourself while loading your needle.. and knowing you will just get constipated after your shot instead taking a shit
 
You have ripped off your connects (not paying them back after they spot you, not bringing back drugs to friends that give it to u to cop) and since you have no new people to try to scam, you go for round two with your connects hoping they will be foolish twice.
 
You dont have to how the dude at the pawnshop your i.d. because he knows you on a first name basis by now.

When you go into the gas station by the dope house the arab guy comes from behind the counter and locks the bathroom from the outside
 
  • When you reconsider every purchase because it could be put towards a bag. "I'm not spending $1 on this... 9 more dollars and I can buy a bag"
  • When you're picking food out of the trash to eat, but had $80 an hour ago.
  • You go to the ATM, it says "Withdrawl" and you think to yourself.."How did it know?"
  • You consider your ass cheeks your "second wallet"
  • You put sugar on EVERYTHING, and lots of it.
  • The smell of rubbing alcohol gets you excited
  • All your clothes have blood stains
  • You wear long sleeves in June
  • Instead of looking at that hot girl's ass, you check out her inner-arm
  • You learned CPR from a guy in a van in the hood
  • You think the best part of getting clean is the relapse!
  • You have sold everything you own that has any monitery value
  • You think those rooms with toilets in them are just for shooting up
  • You always are wearing a belt. Even if you're not wearing pants
  • There's no more spoons left in your kitchen
  • You're straight, but would suck another guy's dick to get well. (Yes I have)

Living in Atlantic City was great for food. Between the soup kitchen (which had good food, not soup) and the trash cans on the boardwalk at 1am. That's before they collect them, but after everyone is gone for the day. It's like a freaking all-you-can-eat buffet. I've pulled whole sandwhiches, cake, candy bars, ice cream, pizza,fresh watermelons,4 dozen bagels, a wrapped present, jackets, a brand new pair of unworn air jordans(they were from last season), not a speck of dirt on them ... you name it. A lot of food can be found still wrapped. My wife once pulled a whole uneaten lobster tail still hot...
 
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