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Off Topic thread v. You can't put a price on your balls...

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I just got my new income protection insurance back. $750 000 for my left hand, $50 000 for a lost testicle

What do you know, I can put a price on my balls.
 
Busty St Clare said:
I just got my new income protection insurance back. $750 000 for my left hand, $50 000 for a lost testicle
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Next time you're cutting your fingernails let me know, I'll bring a zip log bag. Might score a few grand worth of nail shavings.
 
I've had 2mg of Xanax, therefore causing me lose inhibitions and want to consume a large amount of LSD even though i have to work tomorrow.

Fucking Xanax, makes everything seem like a good and logical idea at the time. Until you wake up to the devestation.
 
Busty St Clare said:
I just got my new income protection insurance back. $750 000 for my left hand, $50 000 for a lost testicle

What do you know, I can put a price on my balls.
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I don't get that - your hands are your income - surely not being able to do your job for the rest of your life is worth more than 750k?
 
Thats the initial pay out then I get a monthly payment until retirement age.

I'd still rather be able to take a two handed piss and not dribble down my leg :(
 
I really shouldn't have asked a question requiring an answer that would cause me to involuntarily picture you going to the toilet.
 
So you should, it is a fucking disgrace. I'm surprised you are even allowed to have any opinion on international sport in the office now.

(You can happily spurt on about AFL and underwater hockey because they aren't real sports)
 
lol.. well we gave wales fucking hiding... i was pissed off a giteau's first kick.. freeking bangs it in from half way!
 
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