oh man,
Cabbage night, me and some buddys got together because not many people do cabbage night around here and we felt like we had to be the ones to do it. none of us truly wanted to do it but we did as we felt it was our job and we did it to our fullest...
now the night started off with bannana one of my friends and been number two of my friends B, Bannana, wanted to do cabbage night it was originally our idea and we felt like we had to do this. so we asked been if he wanted to do it with us he said he did so we contacted and meet at beens house. there we found salesman number three of my friends.
we started off by smoking a bowl and then smashing a few mailboxes around we heard from B he wanted us to come over so we drove to his house smashing a few mailboxes. probably around 2 off and 1 smashed. we had fun but we felt like we werent living up to what a bunch of teens in a town should do so we felt like we needed 1 bad ass thing to do. without breaking a rule. (we probably broke a few but whatever...) so my idea was lets steal some chickens and get rid of them somewhere. we picked up george and went back towards beens house. there we smashed ALOT of mailboxes with a small pro teeball bat. i was the driver the whole time and i got to get out park the truck (standard) and smash a mailbox on the other side of the road, it was intense. so we were driving at some point my windows fogged up and i pulled out in front of a car, not sure what kind. and we diced i should high beam him so we did and then the car i pulled out in front of high beamed me so i turned it off then i did it again and the car did it again this went on for a bit then i started to flicker my high beams really fast. we all were pumped then at the next turn i thought i should lose him so i was going and did brake i just put my blinker on and turned imediatly. the car went fowards and we laughed (we were laughing the whole time). we remembered the chicken idea so i got an idea and we went to a farm close by my house. we decided bannana been and i would go get the chicken because salesman didnt want to. we left and snuck in back of the field they we looked in and we saw like what looked like 100+ chickens when we got to the chicken house. we i grabbed one and gave it to been and i grabbed another and jumped the fence stealthy as a fox. we got to the road and i gave it to banana then a car came and he gave it to me so i carried it to the truck. i gave it back and him and been sat in the back seat and they reaked so we were fast about getting them out.
Chicken one was cool, chicken two was a tweeker. we wanted to get rid of tweaker because he was annoying so we drove on the main road and then saw a friends truck parked on the side of the road we contemplated for like 10 mins about who should throw the chicken in. banana did and he shut the door fast and we got a kick out of it. we called him up and told him there was a chicken in his car and he was like oh shit,,,. we hung up and went down the road to the funniest thing i have ever done.
chicken two was chill and we decided it was his turn to do a deed for cabbage night. so we parked behind a min-mart and thought of the bar. we thought that maybe drunks would have a kick out of a chicken being thrown in to the bar. so we made a plan and been and banana both got out with chicken one. they were about to do something i will never forget. we watched him go down to the front door and open the door then they go in the mud room and a second later i see them running down the street so i pulled away and we meet up with them down the street a little ways. we had them get in the back and we sped off.
the rest of the night was lame compared to that part but we ended up tagging a few more mailboxes and egging some truck driving by. but all in all it was a good cabbage night. that will be the last year i ever do it because i have done my dues as a teen on cabbage night.
lol, thanks for reading that i thought i would type the story since i have some time to burn.
peace, Elf
if its poorly typed sorry i dont have enough time to read over it.
