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The funniest/coolest/craziest shit happens when your high ?

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jamesmartin

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Ok so im not a huge stoner . I dont smoke everyday . But i smoke quite a bit whenever i hang out with certain friends.

And i find whenever we smoke the funniest / coolest / craziest stuff happens . .


Like here are 2 examples ...

1) we got free burgers from macdonalds one day, because a new joint was opening near us and getting free burgers when youre high is amaazing !

2) we randomly find these really hot girls at a the back of a store where we are smoking , and we are offered to go get blowjobs . . . We deny this opportunity , but its still cool !

I could go on .........


So im asking you whats funniest/ coolest / craziest / weirdest ... etc thing that has happened to you when you were high ????
 
one time we went to mc donalds and got 3 free icecream cones becuse 3 diffrant people cancled their order and she came up to us everytime and was like "want a cone?" =-)

and after wakenbake mid summer their was a freak thunderstorm/hail storm

and after i smashed my face in my friend was like hey my boss will buy you some beer, and when we got their he gave us a nug to smoke in the 5 gallon gravity in the papa johns walk in freezer lol
 
I was at the local dam with a few friends blazed and faded as fuck, and a random car drove next to us. The guy had the glasses and mustache get up on, and he sticked out his dick and said come touch my worm, and my friend started walking over than stopped than the car drove away.

We stood there for a moment than realized what the fuck just happen and ran down the block in disbelief laughing.
 
My male friend tried to kiss me.


*Edit* This falls under craziest, I'm a heterosexual male.
 
MistaJeff said:
My male friend tried to kiss me.
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HAYOOOOO... that would be a lil' too much for me to handle.


My crazy moments? Me and my friend going into a trance and making random noises for about 5 minutes, marching in a circle. When we listened to it the day after, it sounded just like classical music. I kid you not. I've taken a lot of music classes and we were singing complex chord structures completely improvisationally. 8o Pretty amazing.

Or maybe when our lighter wouldn't light because the car we were hotboxing had so little oxygen in it. :\
 
I'd ordered myself a double sausage mcmuffin meal, just put the last bit in my mouth and the worker came upto me and said 'heres your meal, sorry for the wait'' =D
 
If I met two girls who were the kind of people who blow random people they just met behind a store I'd say no too. I'm just a little over protective of my penis though. Herpes would suck.
 
Yeah pretty much what he said ... you have to understand these girls were hot and being only 17 haven't had many chance like this !!! Lol
 
About the craziest had to have happened on a scout camp when we were maybe 15, one of our friends had 3 cones then proceded to have a visual hallucination of me with horns. Later after he sobered out a bit we were doing nitrous and well you know when you watch someone slump then roll then move towards the fire? Well it only lasted 3mins but he was completely non-responsive.

A few years later we went caving at bungonia and took a glassy into b45 and had cones then a nap before climbing out.

Good times
 
alright so i was walking around my apartment complex smoking a blunt. and i was on the phone. and half way down the blunt. i noticed someone had their window open down the sidewalk. and i walked towards it cause i saw a huge ass black shadow of something with playing on like a jungle gym type thing. and i walked closer and to what i though was a cat turned out to be a fuckin monkey. like a little fuckin chimp. dude you dont know how bad i wanted to knock on their door ask to play with their monkey. but i kinda thought about it and thought that would be awkward to ask so i just ended up looking at it for like 30 min thin continuing my walk.
 
Lol me and my friends have this expression "....only when your high" lol like sometimes its good and sometimes its down right trippy. For example seeing someone break their arm in a mall....only when your high lol. usually its pretty good though. Like today for example, got baked and walked to mcdicks, got an ice coffee (gross shit timmies FTW) and they were out of smalls so we got a large one for cheap :P .
 
Any time I´m too high, and up for days this little rabbit shows up.
Just to say hi. I suppose.

..uh. Did I forget to say speed? Speed.
 
1. on the way home from school i'm smokin the rest of a blunt and i see a man in a fully dressed business suit riding down my neighborhood street on a segway whilst smoking a corn cob pipe.

2. As we are walking out of walmart a man comes running out from behind us and sprints for his car. not far behind him is another angry man trailed by a woman, as the guy in his car starts to drive off the pursuer throws a hammer at his rear window and shatters it.

3. got real blazed and went to whataburger for the munchies when we are greeted by a 70 year old or so black male. the problem was, he was all cracked out, obvious ice head. he sat down with us and began to ask us questions about our lives. he proceeded to tell me that my phone will cause me pain? then he walked off.

4. being stoned as hell me and a friend are driving his truck down a street between some neighborhoods, its a 4 lane street with a median in between the two pairs of lanes. we are met by a little white car coming at us head-on driving the wrong way on the road at us lol.

that's the best i can remember for now lol. swear its all true
 
My friend and I got really baked after school our senior year and went to go get ice cream at 31 flavors. While we were waiting in line to order our magical cream a very skinny black man came in. He was making hooting noises and spinning around in circles. I was wearing a "Git-er-dun" T-shit. The crack head looked at me and said, "Get em done, thats funny." Then he started laughing at me. My friend and I were really stoned so we went to sit in his car in the parking lot to eat our ice cream (instead of inside with other people). We saw the black man run out of the ice cream shop and grab a bike and ride off. An old lady who worked there ran outside with a phone and looked like she was calling the police. My friend and I then went and boxed his car somewhere. On the way back to school we saw two cop cars and four cops in the street. Before we passed it a make a comment jokingly, "its probably that *racist comment* crack head that stole a bike!" Sure enough, as we passed the cop cars we saw the black man on the ground in hand cuffs with the bike next to him. He made eye contact with me as we drove by him.
 
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