jam uh weezy
Bluelighter
stoned griping ahead.
Auto experts. People who are experts at everything. Anyone has the potential to briefly become an auto-expert.
Auto experts are people who are getting into a new hobby, music style, or virtually any area of interest, and know everything about the subject a day after applying the title of "___ist" to themselves. Maybe these people have devoted their past 48 hours learning about that interest. Maybe they know every damn thing there is to know about this hobby. But they fail to realize that all that knowledge is worthless without a solid foundation of dedicated experience.
Auto experts often feel the need to point out what they think others are doing wrong, and what they think should be done to solve the imaginary 'problem'. It doesn't matter that this person has been participating in this activity for years and years, or that this person knows all the tricks and 'by the book' techniques of the trade, as well as having applied their own methods learned from by personal experience.
Kindly accepting the advice of an auto expert is not enough. No. The well versed and experienced auto expert will go so far as to correct the problem their self, without first notifying their wisened counterpart.
For example. Lets say I've been setting up and maintaining aquariums for 10 years. And after being into aquariums for the past 3 months, my room mate develops this compulsive little niche in his mind that I'm just not feeding my fish enough. He read this, and that. He knows so and so and talks to blah blah blah. So one morning roommate decides to start feeding what he feels is the correct amount of food. After a few weeks of this, my prize lion fish is found floating upside down.
Yeaaaa. Thanks man. You rock. While you're at it, take a peak at my sketch book and please make change as you see fit. In fact, don't be shy at all, barge in my room while I'm fucking my girfriend and tell me what I'm doing wrong. Go ahead and take over! Thanks. I really appreciate that! No not really. get the fuck away. kick rocks. bye.
I find auto experts have a hard time remaining attached to anything for long. They hopelessly jump from distraction too distraction, and after realizing the effort required to put in for any results is not worth it. They do this for the rest of their lives, and then blame everyone else in the world for their inabilities.
People who only call you when they need to bitch about current events in their lives. They immediately ask you a question, feining some interst in your life. You reply, "Oh wow, haven't heard from you in a while, yea i've been blahblah....." They might even ask you if you missed them! How pleasant. Then they cut you off, or immediately start a new conversation. "fucking mother fuckers that did this and that. i can't believe she said this and he did that and blah blah blah dramarama." Oh cool, nice to here from ya. so what's GOOD. in your life. Dont get me wrong, I like listening to people, and being there for them. But if these are the only times you're gonna contact me, I don't really give a fuck about your petty workplace political struggles.
It's pretty much what I'm doing now, only that is the purpose of this thread.haha.
These people are notorious for ignoring your attempts to contact them, but conveniently dropping by when they need you to watch over their dog for the weekend, or need a hookup. They also have the mysteriously telepathic ability to contact you while you're sleeping.
ahhh now that was a good rant. that really made my high take a uturn. enough negativity for now.
Auto experts. People who are experts at everything. Anyone has the potential to briefly become an auto-expert.
Auto experts are people who are getting into a new hobby, music style, or virtually any area of interest, and know everything about the subject a day after applying the title of "___ist" to themselves. Maybe these people have devoted their past 48 hours learning about that interest. Maybe they know every damn thing there is to know about this hobby. But they fail to realize that all that knowledge is worthless without a solid foundation of dedicated experience.
Auto experts often feel the need to point out what they think others are doing wrong, and what they think should be done to solve the imaginary 'problem'. It doesn't matter that this person has been participating in this activity for years and years, or that this person knows all the tricks and 'by the book' techniques of the trade, as well as having applied their own methods learned from by personal experience.
Kindly accepting the advice of an auto expert is not enough. No. The well versed and experienced auto expert will go so far as to correct the problem their self, without first notifying their wisened counterpart.
For example. Lets say I've been setting up and maintaining aquariums for 10 years. And after being into aquariums for the past 3 months, my room mate develops this compulsive little niche in his mind that I'm just not feeding my fish enough. He read this, and that. He knows so and so and talks to blah blah blah. So one morning roommate decides to start feeding what he feels is the correct amount of food. After a few weeks of this, my prize lion fish is found floating upside down.
Yeaaaa. Thanks man. You rock. While you're at it, take a peak at my sketch book and please make change as you see fit. In fact, don't be shy at all, barge in my room while I'm fucking my girfriend and tell me what I'm doing wrong. Go ahead and take over! Thanks. I really appreciate that! No not really. get the fuck away. kick rocks. bye.
I find auto experts have a hard time remaining attached to anything for long. They hopelessly jump from distraction too distraction, and after realizing the effort required to put in for any results is not worth it. They do this for the rest of their lives, and then blame everyone else in the world for their inabilities.
People who only call you when they need to bitch about current events in their lives. They immediately ask you a question, feining some interst in your life. You reply, "Oh wow, haven't heard from you in a while, yea i've been blahblah....." They might even ask you if you missed them! How pleasant. Then they cut you off, or immediately start a new conversation. "fucking mother fuckers that did this and that. i can't believe she said this and he did that and blah blah blah dramarama." Oh cool, nice to here from ya. so what's GOOD. in your life. Dont get me wrong, I like listening to people, and being there for them. But if these are the only times you're gonna contact me, I don't really give a fuck about your petty workplace political struggles.
It's pretty much what I'm doing now, only that is the purpose of this thread.haha.
These people are notorious for ignoring your attempts to contact them, but conveniently dropping by when they need you to watch over their dog for the weekend, or need a hookup. They also have the mysteriously telepathic ability to contact you while you're sleeping.
ahhh now that was a good rant. that really made my high take a uturn. enough negativity for now.
