Cop blames positive coke test on oral sex

Preforming cannibalism on a Columbian would be more believable =D
Well done Mr. Powleesman ^_^
 
Coke cop says oral sex to blame for dirty test, but judge not buying it

BY Alison Gendar and Jose Martinez
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITERS

Wednesday, April 8th 2009, 6:40 AM

A decorated ex-cop who claimed he tested positive for cocaine because he ingested the drug during oral sex with his girlfriend can't have his job back, a Manhattan judge has ruled.

Supreme Court Justice Eileen Rakower last month shot down helicopter pilot Jon Goldin's attempt to overturn his April 2008 dismissal from the NYPD.

Goldin, a 15-year veteran, tested positive for cocaine in October 2006 in a random drug test using hairs from his arm.

Goldin - an adherent of the "straight edge" lifestyle that rejects substance use - didn't challenge the drug test.

He sued last year after a state appeals court rejected the NYPD's use of hair to test cops for illegal drug use.

"This is a very special human being who devoted his entire life to being a police officer," said lawyer Paul Goldberger. "He would no more use drugs than the man on the moon."

Goldin's lawsuit said the cocaine in his system was the product of "passive ingestion" from performing oral sex on girlfriend Coreen McCarthy, who, once he tested positive, admitted to him that she was a regular cocaine user.

"She never told [Goldin] about her drug use," court records say.

The couple met at a punk concert and, according to court records, they "would often sweat" while having sex "three or four times per week."

They split immediately once Goldin tested positive for cocaine.

More than 70 friends went to bat for the ex-cop, saying they had never seen him take even a sip of coffee and that he abstained at bars while others drank booze.

"Clearly the wrong result was reached in this case," Goldberger said. "This guy should be a cop."

Rakower ruled that even though the appeals court put a stop to hair tests in December 2007, Goldin's firing must stand because he voluntarily cooperated with the drug test and allowed hair samples to be taken from his arm.

The state's highest court Tuesday agreed to hear an appeal from the NYPD in favor of hair testing, which the city began using in 2005.
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anyway, that's a bullshit excuse. complete bullshit. so is the news that they "broke up immediately after." god fucking damnit the bullshit is unbelievable
 
Random drug testing is unconstitutional.

Fourth Amendment to the United States Constitution:

The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.
 
I agree with one of the comments posted on under the article on that site.

Dumbass authoritarian powermongers made the rules and now they can live by them.
 
OMG this is true this happened to me
my gf swallowed my seamen then tested positive the very next morning
wow i never thought i would see this happen to some1 else
but he was telling the truth i no this for a fact
wow i gotta tell my gf about this
 
I will be honest. Is our psychology of sexuality class we were taught that cocaine can travel through SPERM into the female/male. I never heard anything else about it. Is it really true? It WAS in my textbook. But this is female to male.
 
It sounds like a really bull shity excuse, wouldnt he go numb from her cum if their was enough to screen positive? He must have been drinking A LOT OF JIZZ.
 
I hate to say it, but this guy deserves whatever. He actively contributed his life's work to the portion of society that is most in favor of invading people's privacy through drug-testing -- so fuck him if drug-testing ruined his career, he actively contributed to making this situation a reality. And that oral-sex argument is really stupid, we all know that cops aren't supposed to be having sex either. :p
 
I hate to say it, but this guy deserves whatever. He actively contributed his life's work to the portion of society that is most in favor of invading people's privacy through drug-testing -- so fuck him if drug-testing ruined his career, he actively contributed to making this situation a reality. And that oral-sex argument is really stupid, we all know that cops aren't supposed to be having sex either. :p


100% agreement....live by the sword, die by the sword.
 
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