Krazy1337Monkey
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Im not sure if im posting in the correct location, but my senses serve me right. Apologies for walls of text. I like to type long posts.
As stated in my first post on the forums here, I read to learn from others mistakes - this may be an example that people can learn from.
Last night, sometime around midnight, I picked up two of my close friends and decided to smoke some mid grade ganja, then go driving around.
I drive a Mustang Convertible so it's fun to drive with the top down and music blaring. With the top down, we smoked while driving. Just a single blunt, but the mids were good enough to get all three of us frequent smokers pretty high. The driving was really good, it felt as if the vehicle didn't have tires. It felt as if I was gliding along the road. Amazing feeling.
So we end up driving to the beach. At this point it's almost 1:00AM. Figured we would go walk on the boardwalk and smoke more, but there was a bit of a problem. As I pulled off the bridge on the way to the beach I went under an overpass and made a left hand turn onto the main road to the beach. I look in my rear-view and what do I see? A cop car. So I make sure im doing everything properly. The cop car seems as if it's going to just pass on my right, but he throws himself behind me in my lane and throws on his lights.
''Oh shit'', we all said.
We started freaking out, so I pulled into the closest parking lot. Had problems parking on the side because it was a dirt parking lot, no lines. The officer had to tell me to pull further up. So the top is down, we're completely blazed, and pulled over.
Officer comes up, asks for license (my license is cracked down the middle), registration, insurance card. I had all of this on me, but I was fumbling everything. The officer told me to turn the car off, and as I pulled the keys out of the ignition, I drop them under the seat.
At this point, a second cop car pulls up and the cop comes out and inspects the car while the other officer ran my tags and license.
Come to find out theres a foot bong in my back seat that my friend brought in and as the lucky person I am, the cop shines his light over a small portion of it. Enough to realize that we're carrying a fucking foot long bong in the back.
So im arrested under investigation. The cop puts me in cuffs and in the back of his cop car. Im 20 years old so the only thing im thinking of is that they will tow my car and all the money I will have to fork out.
Im trying to act normal, but it's hard because of how high I am. The officer comes up and asks me if I knew there was a bong in my backseat. I said I didn't know. (Im wearing prescription sun glasses because my normal ones are broken, so it's hard enough for me to see anything). The officer thinks im lying and wants me to ''man up'', be a man and tell the truth. Which is the only truth I knew. I really did not know who's bong it was. Could be either of my friends
. So there I am, trying not to act high as hell, and he asks me if i've been smoking marijuana. That's when I lied 
I mean I am the driver.
So the cop ends up telling me im a liar and I can't be a man to tell the truth. Thats when I snapped and yelled at the officer:
''You sound like my father. I don't want to hear you.''
The officer then said:
''I hope you like going to jail tonight'', and slammed the cruiser door.
So I had some time in the cruiser to get comfy and re-think what I said. The other office comes up and tells me that if im straight forward with him, he can let me go. Said that I was the only one giving a hard time because I was ''lying''. So thats when I decided fuck it. I guessed who's bong it was and I guessed right I think. The cop said, ''Okay, that's all we wanted to hear.''
Come to find out, I look at the hood of the other cop car and see two packs of rolling paper, a foot bong, almost a half o of mids, and a bottle of codine. That's when I knew we we're fucked. The whole time I had three roaches under my cup holder and another half o tucked in under my rag top. Since the top was down, it was easily hidden.
I felt pretty bad yelling at the officer because he didn't need that, ya know. Hes just doing his job. So I apologized. They actually were impressed at my complete attitude change.
A third cop car pulls up and asks if they need help, and the officer says word for word:
''Just a couple kids driving with the top down, blaring music, singing, on the way to the beach at 1:00AM. Found a bong, but they did a good job staying clean.''
I thought he was being sarcastic but they really couldn't tell we we're high. Either that or they knew how it was being kids just wanting to have fun. The officer did tell me he knows how it is, how he used to be a kid looking for a fun time as well.
So the let me out the car, take off my cuffs and cite me for noise ordinance. That's all. My other two friends have a court appearance for paraphernalia, but no real charges. All misdemeanors.
The cop then said, ''Give us 5 more minutes and you guy will be headed to the beach''. And he wasn't joking.
Pretty crazy night. We went to the beach, walked around and took some codine. Then went looking for a pool. Couldn't find one. So we grabbed my ganja that was hidden and smoked that. Ha lesson learned alright
Just a fun, scary experience I enjoyed sharing with you guys. Don't play stupid
As stated in my first post on the forums here, I read to learn from others mistakes - this may be an example that people can learn from.
Last night, sometime around midnight, I picked up two of my close friends and decided to smoke some mid grade ganja, then go driving around.
I drive a Mustang Convertible so it's fun to drive with the top down and music blaring. With the top down, we smoked while driving. Just a single blunt, but the mids were good enough to get all three of us frequent smokers pretty high. The driving was really good, it felt as if the vehicle didn't have tires. It felt as if I was gliding along the road. Amazing feeling.
So we end up driving to the beach. At this point it's almost 1:00AM. Figured we would go walk on the boardwalk and smoke more, but there was a bit of a problem. As I pulled off the bridge on the way to the beach I went under an overpass and made a left hand turn onto the main road to the beach. I look in my rear-view and what do I see? A cop car. So I make sure im doing everything properly. The cop car seems as if it's going to just pass on my right, but he throws himself behind me in my lane and throws on his lights.
''Oh shit'', we all said.
We started freaking out, so I pulled into the closest parking lot. Had problems parking on the side because it was a dirt parking lot, no lines. The officer had to tell me to pull further up. So the top is down, we're completely blazed, and pulled over.
Officer comes up, asks for license (my license is cracked down the middle), registration, insurance card. I had all of this on me, but I was fumbling everything. The officer told me to turn the car off, and as I pulled the keys out of the ignition, I drop them under the seat.
At this point, a second cop car pulls up and the cop comes out and inspects the car while the other officer ran my tags and license.
Come to find out theres a foot bong in my back seat that my friend brought in and as the lucky person I am, the cop shines his light over a small portion of it. Enough to realize that we're carrying a fucking foot long bong in the back.
So im arrested under investigation. The cop puts me in cuffs and in the back of his cop car. Im 20 years old so the only thing im thinking of is that they will tow my car and all the money I will have to fork out.
Im trying to act normal, but it's hard because of how high I am. The officer comes up and asks me if I knew there was a bong in my backseat. I said I didn't know. (Im wearing prescription sun glasses because my normal ones are broken, so it's hard enough for me to see anything). The officer thinks im lying and wants me to ''man up'', be a man and tell the truth. Which is the only truth I knew. I really did not know who's bong it was. Could be either of my friends
. So there I am, trying not to act high as hell, and he asks me if i've been smoking marijuana. That's when I lied I mean I am the driver.So the cop ends up telling me im a liar and I can't be a man to tell the truth. Thats when I snapped and yelled at the officer:
''You sound like my father. I don't want to hear you.''
The officer then said:
''I hope you like going to jail tonight'', and slammed the cruiser door.
So I had some time in the cruiser to get comfy and re-think what I said. The other office comes up and tells me that if im straight forward with him, he can let me go. Said that I was the only one giving a hard time because I was ''lying''. So thats when I decided fuck it. I guessed who's bong it was and I guessed right I think. The cop said, ''Okay, that's all we wanted to hear.''
Come to find out, I look at the hood of the other cop car and see two packs of rolling paper, a foot bong, almost a half o of mids, and a bottle of codine. That's when I knew we we're fucked. The whole time I had three roaches under my cup holder and another half o tucked in under my rag top. Since the top was down, it was easily hidden.
I felt pretty bad yelling at the officer because he didn't need that, ya know. Hes just doing his job. So I apologized. They actually were impressed at my complete attitude change.
A third cop car pulls up and asks if they need help, and the officer says word for word:
''Just a couple kids driving with the top down, blaring music, singing, on the way to the beach at 1:00AM. Found a bong, but they did a good job staying clean.''
I thought he was being sarcastic but they really couldn't tell we we're high. Either that or they knew how it was being kids just wanting to have fun. The officer did tell me he knows how it is, how he used to be a kid looking for a fun time as well.
So the let me out the car, take off my cuffs and cite me for noise ordinance. That's all. My other two friends have a court appearance for paraphernalia, but no real charges. All misdemeanors.
The cop then said, ''Give us 5 more minutes and you guy will be headed to the beach''. And he wasn't joking.
Pretty crazy night. We went to the beach, walked around and took some codine. Then went looking for a pool. Couldn't find one. So we grabbed my ganja that was hidden and smoked that. Ha lesson learned alright
Just a fun, scary experience I enjoyed sharing with you guys. Don't play stupid
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