A £40 torch that traps clubbers using drugs

[squirrel_master]

And how many different things will also glow under UV light?

Seems like there would be a ton of variables that could cause false positives to light up on one's face..........

semen!

 

[JoFace]

semen!

I like the way you think!
'Is that cocaine I detect on your face with my nifty UV gadget?!'
'No, I just like to get a little frisky before going to work/clubs'

 

[FrostyMcFailure]

Officers say the UV lights work as well as ones costing ten times as much and make it easy to spot the tinpni.spoololife.nfoiest traces of cocaine on nasal hair.

can i get that in english please? Maybe they got into the confiscated cocaine?

 

[FractalDancer]

I heard this was the metro's april fool joke. I'm pretty sure they know very few people get coke that pure! BL got fooled ;-)

 

[time traveler]

I just cannot help LAUGH thinking of some girlfriend who let her man spooge all over her face, and then went to the club ....

:D

 

[paranoid android]

This is just stupid i mean leave the people that want to have a good fucking time alone already. So what if someone snorts coke while clubbing i mean who cares? Also there is no way anyone is getting coke that pure unless you live in columbia.

There is a easy way around this just smoke crack instead

 

[phr]

I heard this was the metro's april fool joke. I'm pretty sure they know very few people get coke that pure! BL got fooled ;-)

The sad thing is, the drug information the media typically puts forth is about par with this, if not worse. So you really can't blame people for taking it as face value; more bullshit info. Regardless of what the article's intent was.

 

[Ghostface]

hehe 87 percent pure coke...

Was this product made in Colombia next to production facility. Where did these guys 87 percent coke in the UK for the benchmarking?