Pet Peeves

[vibr8tor]

i can't stand it when you go to the bathroom and someone is in the next stall and is just sitting there, because-
a) i usually want to ingest some drugs
b) i really don't want to pee with an audience
c) that shit is creepy! why are you just sitting there listening?

i've been one of the sitters before. it's usually because my stomach is upset on a road trip, and i'm waiting for the next round of an explosive shit storm. so that's what i've just grown to assume is going on when someone else is occupying a stall in that manner. so next time you're in that situation, just imagine it's me in there and ingest whateverthefuck you want. the silence is not to evesdrop, and it's probably in YOUR best interest to gtfo before round two occurs

 

[Tupac777]

i take my kids to rated R movies. get over it

my pet peeves...when people say "those ones" grr it drives me nuts for some reason. it's just THOSE dammit.

Ill get over it once you get over your pet peeves

 

[Fjones]

OK. the ULTIMATE pet peeve:

I know I am not alone on this one.

I order a hoagie at Wawa (or anywhere for that matter). When they put the tomatoes on, they don't actually put them IN the sandwich; instead, they place them on top of the already folded sandwich.

THIS IS REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING! They fall off, get on your hands, and do not get eaten with the rest of the sandwich! Put the fucking tomatoes IN THE SANDWICH! If I wanted them on the side, I would have ASKED for them on the side!

 

[Tupac777]

OK. the ULTIMATE pet peeve:

I know I am not alone on this one.

I order a hoagie at Wawa (or anywhere for that matter). When they put the tomatoes on, they don't actually put them IN the sandwich; instead, they place them on top of the already folded sandwich.

THIS IS REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING! They fall off, get on your hands, and do not get eaten with the rest of the sandwich! Put the fucking tomatoes IN THE SANDWICH! If I wanted them on the side, I would have ASKED for them on the side!

wtf,not in the sandwich??thats retarded,whats the point of that??

 

[Fjones]

don't ask me. This is hwo they do it most of the time:

The lettuce and onions are another issue. They put more of those items on than any human being could ever want on a sandwich.

 

[n3ophy7e]

Yes I must say that is a ridiculous amount of onion and lettuce!

 

[Fjones]

I already scraped much of it off. I always ask them for a half serving" of lettuce and onions. This usually sends their brain into error overload.

 

[LoveAlways]

^speaking of sandwiches--this only happens at subway where I am supposedly given the option of choosing how I want my sandwich made, it doesn't matter if I say "easy" or "extra" they just put on as much as they want. Its almost as if they are deliberately trying to do the opposite of what I asked.

I have definately been a bathroom "sitter" Usually because
1. I am also injesting some drugs
2. I also have problems peeing with an audience so when someone comes into the stall right next to mine I get stage fright all of the sudden
or
3. What vibby said lol



Also I could totally see myself bringing a ten year old to see the Biggie movie.

 

[xxkcxx]

^speaking of sandwiches--this only happens at subway where I am supposedly given the option of choosing how I want my sandwich made, it doesn't matter if I say "easy" or "extra" they just put on as much as they want. Its almost as if they are deliberately trying to do the opposite of what I asked.

I know. I like extra pickles and extra tomato--well, regular amount of pickle and tomato on a 6 in is like 4-5 of each, just going in a row across the bread. "Extra" is 6.

 

[Tupac777]

^speaking of sandwiches--this only happens at subway where I am supposedly given the option of choosing how I want my sandwich made, it doesn't matter if I say "easy" or "extra" they just put on as much as they want. Its almost as if they are deliberately trying to do the opposite of what I asked.

I have definately been a bathroom "sitter" Usually because
1. I am also injesting some drugs
2. I also have problems peeing with an audience so when someone comes into the stall right next to mine I get stage fright all of the sudden
or
3. What vibby said lol



Also I could totally see myself bringing a ten year old to see the Biggie movie.

its mostly annoying when younger kids dont shut the hell up durin the movies,and i bet it was real akward for those kids sittin next to their parents when the sex scenes came on screen.Most 10 year olds probably dont even know who the hell Biggie is anyway... >.>


and that sub looks freakin nasty...what the hell is all over the tomato?

 

[Fjones]

parmesan cheese and oregano and pepper.

 

[LoveAlways]

its mostly annoying when younger kids dont shut the hell up durin the movies,and i bet it was real akward for those kids sittin next to their parents when the sex scenes came on screen.Most 10 year olds probably dont even know who the hell Biggie is anyway... >.>

ANYONE who doesnt shut the hell up during the movies is annoying. My dad used to take my brother and I to the movies every Sunday when we were around that age-so we've sat next to each other for many a sex scene. Whatever, its not like they dont know what sex is by that age. And MY child will know who Biggie is!! (and Tupac for that matter) lol The same way my parents made sure I knew who Frank Zappa was


Some current pet peeves:

When ppl borrow shit then never return it and you have to ask for your own shit back!

When ppl blow smoke in your face when they know you dont smoke (and when I am clearly pregnant!)

Pretty much anything my neighbors do

 

[Tupac777]

ANYONE who doesnt shut the hell up during the movies is annoying. My dad used to take my brother and I to the movies every Sunday when we were around that age-so we've sat next to each other for many a sex scene. Whatever, its not like they dont know what sex is by that age. And MY child will know who Biggie is!! (and Tupac for that matter) lol The same way my parents made sure I knew who Frank Zappa was


Some current pet peeves:

When ppl borrow shit then never return it and you have to ask for your own shit back!

When ppl blow smoke in your face when they know you dont smoke (and when I am clearly pregnant!)

Pretty much anything my neighbors do

yea,youre right.but its not that they wouldnt know what sex is,i would still find it akward haha.woot for Biggie n' Pac!

 

[randycaver]

ANYONE who doesnt shut the hell up during the movies is annoying. My dad used to take my brother and I to the movies every Sunday when we were around that age-so we've sat next to each other for many a sex scene. Whatever, its not like they dont know what sex is by that age. And MY child will know who Biggie is!! (and Tupac for that matter) lol The same way my parents made sure I knew who Frank Zappa was


Some current pet peeves:

When ppl borrow shit then never return it and you have to ask for your own shit back!

When ppl blow smoke in your face when they know you dont smoke (and when I am clearly pregnant!)

Pretty much anything my neighbors do

omg, wtf do you do when people do that to you? I would probably want to slap them!

 

[AmorRoark]

^ God damn! I searched and searched for rm-rf's hilarious rant about having to hold his breath when he was going into his university buildings because of all the smokers with no success.

 

[Tupac777]

i also hate it when people tell me "the way your goin now youre either gonna end up dead or in jail." I fuckin hate that,ive hear it soo many times from alot of different people...pisses me off.sure,im friends with gang members,but im not in any gang...its different

 

[Fjones]

We're all going to end up dead or in jail. So I agree with you, it is rather stupid for people to say that to you.

 

[LoveAlways]

omg, wtf do you do when people do that to you? I would probably want to slap them!

oh I would LOVE to slap them!

I cover my mouth, move away, give them a look--be blatantly obvious that what they are doing is fucked up. I always get the same response "Oh oops sorry I forgot! You probably hate that dont you haha" 8) assholes

We're all going to end up dead or in jail. So I agree with you, it is rather stupid for people to say that to you.

excellent point.

 

[mrs_mia_wallace]

this thread = wonderful thing

people who feel the need to get so shit-faced drunk that they can't physically function and make complete annoying and stupid-ass fools of themselves....

my roommate does this all the time, comes back and can't stand up and pukes in the bathroom and cries about random ass shit to me and is convinced she's been drugged. then the next morning yells at me when i make noise before 1 PM. and everyone in my apartment building feels the need to also throw parties every night of the week and get completely shit faced, puking on the stairs and yelling at each other while listening to really bad loud music...

and worst of all i can't go to take my trash out/smoke a cigarette/go to my car to get the fuck away without being intercepted by either a drunk girl convinced she knows me and wanting to tell me about her fucked up night, or some drunk guy asking me where i'm going when i'm so cute and could be partying with him and drinking some good alcohol, then following me as far/long as he can....

i get when you're a teenager you drink way too much and puke everywhere and pass out because you don't know how much alcohol your body can handle and you're just stupid (spent 15-17 doing that quite a bit but now that we're in our twenties (and 30s and 40s!) can we PLEASE be a bit more mature? drink and get drunk but not make complete annoying and creepy fools of ourselves while the person next to us has to hold our hair as we puke into the street gutter and pass out on some random person's doorstep?

i hate my damn apartment builing, it's like being in a high school or college dorm. i come home from teaching toddlers and feel like i'm going five steps down on the ladder of maturity and intelligence.
and i especially can't stand drinking or even hanging out with the friends i have who drink like that when alcohol is around.

i may be a methamphetamine addict but there is NO way i'm that damn annoying. %)

 

[Dave]

parmesan cheese and oregano and pepper.

Wat? Separately, or the combination, or just those three things in a pile by themselves?

My latest peeve is the recent resurgence in people asking me: 'But how do you get enough protein?' FFS, I've been vegetarian for nearly five years, and I've got more lean muscle than most of the people asking this. Somehow I must be getting my protein from a source other than <gasp> Alberta Beef!

In a related note, rednecks tend to piss me the hell off. I appreciate and respect real farmers and I can understand where real ranchers/cowhands come from. But these twits who think that being ignorant = being 'country', and especially the kids who think that because they live on an acreage and/or their parents have a tiny hobby farm that they deserve the same respect as someone who is 3rd or 4th generation on a proper farm or someone who actually has some agriculture education.

Also: men with class remove their hats indoors. Period. I don't care if it's a cowboy hat, ball cap or fedora. The only exception are religious headdresses.

Sorry for the rant, but I went to a 'country' wedding last night, and it was all I could do to get drunk enough to not let the music and people annoy the hell out of me.