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Did you hear about the guy who went to the seafood yoga class ?

He pulled a mussel.


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The joke is this guy is concerned that his wife is losing her hearing


and he goes to his doctor friend and he says, "Look, I'm worried my wife's losing her hearing."


You know, I've been married for years, I've been married for 40 years,

always been the same routine. I come home from work, I plop in the chair at the kitchen table, got her back turned to me, she's cooking at the the stove,

and we chat together. I ask her, "What's for dinner?" She chats with me.


Well, recently, she hasn't been answering me when I try to ask her things. So, he says, "Okay, we're going to test her."

You go home and you stand like 30 feet across the place from her when she's got her back turned at the stove. And you ask her what's for dinner. And if

she doesn't answer, go to 20. She doesn't answer again, go to 10. And if she doesn't hear you at 10 ft, you know,

bring her in. We got to check her hearing. So, she's at the stove cooking.


He comes home. He goes 30 ft behind. He goes, "Honey, what's for dinner?" And there's no answer. She's just whipping food up, you know. So, he goes to 20

feet. I said, "Honey, what's for dinner?" Nothing. 10 feet. Honey, what's for dinner? Then Once Again, and she turns around. She says,

"I told you three times, you deaf bastard. It's chicken !"
 
Whats the difference between a pharmacist a a pez dispenser?

The pez dispenser doesn't have a big head and you can open its throat up whenever you want
 
If it took a hen and a half a day and a half to lay an egg and a half then how many grasshoppers would it take to kick the seeds out of a cucumber?
 
I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant.....
but then I changed my mind. so I changed my mind.
 
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