koolman69420
Bluelighter
To start off this wacky story this was about a year ago, and at this point of my life I had an absolutely horrible sleep schedule and since it was the summer i didnt have to wake up for school, so naturally i did what any kid would do during summer and i stayed up for an entire day and an entire night. Now the on the next day i was actually feeling good i started it off with maybe 130 or so mg of dxm and i went to the mall with my friends. The mall trip went pretty amazing although none of my friends knew i was high. But the real shitty part of this story happens when i decide to drink approx 150 ml of pure vanilla extract (i was under 21 so this was my way of legally getting drunk) and then on top of that i decided to down maybe about 150-200 mg of dxm which, if you didnt know, is about just under a plateu 2. So i do all this and then decide to go to a fucking dave and busters with my father while already on a: plat 1 dxm comedown, 1 day of no sleep, moderate drunkeness and a freaking plateu 2 dxm high, THATS JUST A RECIPIE FOR DISASTER especially with the 1.8 FUCKING GRAMS OF CAFFEINE IM ABOUT TO DO IN THIS STORY. So i get to this dave and busters fucked off alc and dxm and its absolutely soo busy and it was like so busy i couldnt even play all my favorite games. And for a little context there was also a mall connected to the dave and busters. So i decide to go to this mall and walk around. I notice a gnc and think to myself maybe they could have something that might get me buzzed like more dxm or caffeine pills. So i decide to head in and the lady was nice n shit, and little ol me stumbles upon a package of probably about 1000 pill container of caffeine pills containing probably about 250 mg of caffeine per pill. So i deicde (in my intoxication) that my caffeine tolerance is already super high (which it wasent) and that i could somehow feel good off 1.8 FUCKING GRAMS OF THIS SHIT, and im not rocking this sober im doing this on top of alcohol and a mid amount of dxm too. So i aquire these pills and head back to the dave and busters with the pills in my pocket, i then get a dr pepper and head to the bathroom, there i start swallowing a good amount of these things im not too sure how many pills specifically but i think it ended up being about 1.8 grams. I dont know how my dumb high ass thought this was a good idea but i remembered reading an erowid trip report where this guy says he "hallucinated" off caffeine and i though "wooaa maybe i could trip balls on a legal stimulant too". So anyway i get those down the hatch and continue playing the games. The real trouble happens when me and my dad, who, as a reminder, DIDNT EVEN KNOW I WAS IMPAIRED, decided to go a texas roadhouse. So i hopped in the car and by this point im absolutely feeling the caffeine and it suuucked, i sounded like a wimpy ass 6 year old telling my dad "dad, my tummy huwts" lol. So we get to the texas roadhouse and before we could even sit down i said to my dad "dude i cant even eat like im feeling super sick i think if i ate i would just vomit" so he hears this and understands its not a very good idea for me to be at this steakhouse, and he ends up taking both of us back to our house, the whole car ride felt sooo fucking long. By the time i got home i just layed on my bed while sweating like crazy, even a fan wouldnt stop it. For like an hour i layed there on the verge of throwing up, sweating, robotripping, it was horrible. Eventually i did get the sweet release of vommiting and it felt AMAZING to have at least a little bit of the caffeine out of my body. But of course i couldnt puke it all up, and after cleaning it up and taking a shower, i was back to square one, and laying on my bed feeling like shit but slightly less so. Eventually after maybe thirty or so minutes of just sitting there in my agony, i decided to turn on youtube and watch my favorite youtubers. No matter what video i put on they wherent entertaining at all, and it just felt like having an old man nonstop yapping at me despite them being my favorite youtubers that always make me smile through my darkest times. After watching some youtube i felt nautious again and on my way to the toilet to puke, i vommited on the floor before i could make it. Of course i had to clean it up again and change clothes but again, i felt slightly better now that the nautious feeling had been satisfied. Despite all this caffeine I was still able to fall asleep later on in the night, since i was badly sleep deprived and had other cns deppresants like alcohol and dxm. The next day i woke up still feeling like shit but obviously not to the degree as the night before, i walked downstairs greeted my family, and of course vomitted on white carpet. I then proceeded to vomit 3 more times on the kitchen tile but it was easy to clean since i hadent ate and it mostly was liquid. If theres anything to take from this experience i guess it would be to take caffeine lightly and maybe not mix stuff like alcohol and dxm.
