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[ions]

And cows don't have an ordinary name like Mike or somehing. You call them Bessie.
Like come here bessie, dont step on the fence bessie.

 

[Cheshire_Kat]

@Ki3ly
you can make butter from any animals milk. you churn it enough that's what you get.
You milk a human you get nipple butter. You milk a cow, you get the udder butter.

Um, the udder is the entire mammary gland, the name on a human is breast. All mammals have them. The nipple is the thin tube extending from the udder ( or breast ) where the milk is expressed. All mammals have them too.

 

[ions]

you missed the boat @Cheshire_Kat

 

[Cheshire_Kat]

you missed the boat @Cheshire_Kat

You missed way more than the boat, LOL

 

[ions]

 

[Robi]

The existence of boobs proves one thing,men can focus on two things at once.

 

[Ki3ly]

Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone

Confucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy

Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ

Confucius say, man with penis in peanut butter jar, fucking nuts

Confucius say, man who smoke pot, choke on handle

 

[Ki3ly]

What's the difference between a Garbanzo Bean and a Chickpea ?

@ions never had a Garbanzo Bean on his face.

 

[ions]

You know how much condoms used to cost back in that day?
I don't know, we never wear them.

 

[Robi]

What's the difference between a Garbanzo Bean and a Chickpea ?

@ions never had a Garbanzo Bean on his face.

 

[Robi]

How do you make a cat drink? Put it in a blender.

 

[Ki3ly]

C, E-flat, and G walk into a bar.

The bartender shows them the door and says,
“Sorry, we don’t serve minors.”

 

[ions]

 

[Ki3ly]

A guy walks into a bar and says I want a Corona.
The bartender says. Are you sure you don't want a shot.

 

[lost weekend]

And cows don't have an ordinary name like Mike or somehing. You call them Bessie.
Like come here bessie, dont step on the fence bessie.

Yeh that makes sense, for some reason all my pets have human names
My tortoise who is around 25 years old (can't be certain) is called Gordon and my dog is called Harris after RH

 

[lost weekend]

We also had 2 bearded dragons who both lived way beyond there expected life span called Jake and Elwood
I would never have any animal anymore that has to be kept in a cage/tank no matter how well you care for them
Just my opinion

 

[Ki3ly]

A Higgs boson walks into a church and it's a Catholic church. The priest said I'm sorry we don't allow Higgs bosons in church.
And the Higgs boson says Excuse me, but without me you can't have Mass.

 

[Ki3ly]

How slippery are the peels of a banana.

You can TRIP on a banana peel.

 

[notsmokeymcpot42088]

A fearless man encounters a tiger --- He says "I can hear you tiger, what do you have to say?" The tiger rips his ears off

The man replies "You think I don't have the guts to face you tiger" The tiger eats his guts out

The man finally tells the tiger "Fine I will just leg it from here" The tiger eats his legs

Finally fed up and knowing he is dying the man loses his temper and screams "Fuck you tiger, EAT A HUGE DICK" --- The tiger wanders round the man bleeding out than heads back into the jungle

(Very elementary school stuff)

 

[Ki3ly]

A fearless man encounters a tiger --- He says "I can hear you tiger, what do you have to say?" The tiger rips his ears off

The man replies "You think I don't have the guts to face you tiger" The tiger eats his guts out

The man finally tells the tiger "Fine I will just leg it from here" The tiger eats his legs

Finally fed up and knowing he is dying the man loses his temper and screams "Fuck you tiger, EAT A HUGE DICK" --- The tiger wanders round the man bleeding out than heads back into the jungle

(Very elementary school stuff)

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