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Never have i ever... A fun druggy game! (That i spent way too much time on and is in honor of CAPTAIN.HEROIN (RIP)

-Doing a massive line of ket in a train's toilets, on the way back to the ket connect with a half liter (old school ones 25g no 500g) . It's only a 35 min way back but I woke up a many stops later an hour later surrounded by a familly of 3 kids playing around me and a mohter looking like at me like if i was a ghost. no phone, no lighter, no other train to go back. gf wasnt happy.

-Shooting up cocaine just scored in the medical center toilet, just before my appointment with my doc for my dodgy script of morphine. Trying to be "discreet" opening all the taps, flushing the toilet repeatedly while trying to prepare a shot.. it takes more time then my broken mind thought and somebody is knocking . it's my turn. shit . I pour way too much in the cup, got no cotton, just shooting with no filtering that dirty milky way white shot. boom. that was abit much. throat and face so numb that I could barely talk, I sat on the chair in front of my doc asking if im on wd to sweat so much, I was actually holding myself on the chair, to stay somehow straight, trying to say things but I was basically just drooling nonesense, I couldnt see, hear or feel a damn thing but I could feel my heart bumping out my bones. I ended up with my script, as usual, doc was cool.

-Waking up in another country in central asia with ket in shampoo, seing a big sign at the customs, with writen in red capital letter DRUGS = DEATH PENALTY , but looking cool because I ate a handful of mogadon in New Delhi earlier and I didnt even know this country was that strict. That's how i was travelling

-getting caught with too much drugs because too high.

-smoking hash in psychiatric hospital room

-going rhough one of the strictest borders of the western world with few hundreds of blues and yellow valiums not even hidden properly sobbering up of month hard alcohol, benzos, opiates binge in front of the officers. tehy only found a dozen pregabline capsules in a plastic bag that i totally forgot and claimed they were antibiotics, showing my wounded leg from a scooter crash 2 weeks earlier, needless to say it was looking ugly. The officer opened one of the box and the time seemed to go in slow mo. he must have looked at it for 3 or 4 seconds that felt like eternity . They washed my backpack of some kind of vegetals lying there and off i went

-got caught in another country with 3 ounces of stinky indoor got almost dported overnight

-cold scored brown in colombo at night

-overdosed in toilets, trains, cars.

-I once blacked out for 4 days on a mix of intravenous O-PCE, 3-HO-PCE, 3-MEO-PCE. Most horrible and terrifc trip of my life before athe 25C and 25B NBOME overdose that put me me psychotic in acrazy way.
 
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Ended up with ~40 point s. 10 was for being Bluelighter about 1/ 2 my life. Loyalty point s well earned, love that one.

My greatest black out combining Etizolam and a dental work out.
Was gifted the title most relaxed patient ever in recorded history. They only knew i overdosed on blue pill s. As it colored my whole mouth.

They had no clue about the cocktail in my blood. Dextro-Amphetamine, Methoxetamine, Kratom and Weed accompanying it. No clue how i found my way back home. Auto pilot was on :ROFLMAO:
 
47 and all without ever breaking a law (Shifty eyes)-- Ill read the BLUA someday and make it 46 lol *Edit* some were worth more than one im checkin as I tell stories lol

If I ever flew I would be confident in holding the high score (DICKSIZE MOVE) -- but I missed out on a ton of airplane points lol

I am giving myself the 10 BL vet points as my other account should be old enough to drink
 
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45 and all without ever breaking a law (Shifty eyes)-- Ill read the BLUA someday and make it 46 lol

If I ever flew I would be confident in holding the high score (DICKSIZE MOVE) -- but I missed out on a ton of airplane points lol

I am giving myself the 10 BL vet points as my other account should be old enough to drink
Wow, that's pretty damn high, especially as I seem to have focused on airports a lot for some reason. Any interesting stories you'd like to share?
 
Oh damn yea I suppose but I am gunna have to tread lightly in some areas lol --- be shorter to list the ones that I havent done (Which is prolly cuz I wont on principle)

Gun pointed at me -- had a friend (RIP hence me being able to share) that was selling blow - actually this is the day I met and befriended him. Another friend brings him over and introduces us we smokin some pot for awhile and he hits me with "Hey can I use your digi"-- Sure man. Dude pulls a ziplock of coke out of a backpack --- I object having seen this play before... "Man you can't break that up here" --- How bout I toss you an half G, --- Fuckit man im gunna take a walk idk whats goin on in this room.
So I stroll back in about a half hour later and they leave....

I hear a knock on my backdoor figure its nothing -- Dude I just met steps in with a .357 raised. "What in the fuck you pointing that at me for" ---- "You know what you did". "No I really do not"......"All my shit is gone and I have only been two places since I left the house" --- "First of all calm down a bit take your finger out of the damn trigger loop, im gunna stand up and let you look around" So he starts kinda tossing my room, his back is turned I grab mine and he see's a dot in front of his face
(Gave me his back while searching)

"LISTEN MAN - NOTHING JUST CHANGED......I just want you to know if a gun goes off up here theres no way you make it out, mine yours, doesnt matter.....wanna put these down and figure this out......put the gun down and turn around slowly"

So dude does and turns around -- I take his gun and mine and throw em in a drawer and tell him to call my buddy he showed up with and ask if 1. I care about coke 2. I would jack anyone .... He gets off the phone fairly satisfied with the response....

While he was on the phone (Really the whole time) there is techno music BLASTING --- SO I asks "Any chance you visited the house I hear that music thumping from?"

His face goes almost pale "That is my best friend's house" ----- "So you gunna say it or am I?"

"Fuck man can I have my piece back I gotta go over there but no fuckin way would he do that -- you are coming with me" ---- "To be clear I am a hostage as of the second I walk out of this door - not an accomplice" --- "Agreed"

So I resentfully wander down the street and around the corner with dude, he walks up the stairs and knocks.......The music shuts off and you can hear a couple ppl scream (Im thinkin shit what cameras saw me walkin here) ... about 30 seconds later guy comes back out with his backpack. "How the fuck did you know" --- "Man felt kinda obvious -- also feels like you may owe me now"

So I got a bunch of free blow and favors from dude. *shrugs* --- not the worst time a gun has been pointed at me at all..... as a ali sidiiq jokes "Being jacked and raided are actually pretty similar, the jackers at least have the decency to leave you at your house after they take your shit"

Haha you teach me how to magnet fish and the stories shall overfloweth.....nah I will bring more....Tribute to the Captain!
 
That ⬆️should give some credit point s. No guns here not in my life.
But remind s me off getting 'blow' waiting for the dealer who got it from the toilet 'cistern'. While being approached by a toddler.

Asked: "where is mamma ? " obvious his mom was a prostitute. Little guy lived in a crack den. Last time i bought Cocaine.
 
Consumed drugs with a TOTAL STRANGER
Do I get extra points for being 15 and finding the strangers in a church parking lot at homework night? ---- Than later being told to stay out of said parking lot during homework night as I wasnt a member of the church and never went inside to do homework --- than going into the building to establish legitimacy only to find pizza and soda waiting for me.......that worked for awhile. (Id bring finished homework, catch a good buzz than go eat free pizza and soda and warm up).

Than they found the area where all the goths and potsmokers smoked and chased us all out --- (That spot is why I was there to begin with)

Coincidence!! --- in Highschool our charter school got kicked out of the building it was in and I ended up in classes at that very SAME church
(which was great cuz I could dip home at lunch and have gbongs already broke out to smoke)

BONUS FACT - FIRST TIME I BOUGHT POT was in that parking lot

--Now I saw some pot doesnt count notes --- is that all across the board or just the ones noted?...... I prolly got alot of 'pot points' I may have to subtract.

Definitely gettin this point either way though; maybe not with as much gusto if pot doesnt count, id have to think harder
Ill be back but shake down 62 for awhile! lol

Done drugs in an EXTREMELY dangerous/stupid place -- Ditched out of HS to find a place to smoke, ended up on the college campus as it was heated and we could wander around and look for empty rooms. Eventually we found a classroom. Smoked in the corner for like 15 minutes --- till someone walked in than just walked straight passed the dude and off campus. Hypothetically the same campus my dad worked at.

Uber/Bus/Airport -- said HS was a charter school we had to take public transport to (City Bus). Smoked in that popped pills, just only brought what we were consuming -- Oh I have tipped a taxi driver in pot, actually was 3 dollars short and dude accepted about a dub for the last 3 bucks and tip. Two brds one storyish
 
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  • Consumed drugs with a TOTAL STRANGER
Do I get extra points for being 15 and finding the strangers in a church parking lot at homework night? ---- Than later being told to stay out of said parking lot during homework night as I wasnt a member of the church and never went inside to do homework --- than deciding to go into the building to establish legitimacy only to find pizza and soda waiting for me.......that worked for awhile. (Id bring finished homework).

Than they figured out that there was a spot they did not know about that all the goths and potsmokers smoked put at during said church sponsored homework nights and chased us all out --- (That spot is why I was there to begin with)

Coincidence in Highschool our charter school got kicked out of the building it was in and I ended up in classes at that very church!!
(which was great cuz I could dip home at lunch and have gbongs already broke out to smoke)

BONUS FACT - FIRST TIME I BOUGHT POT was in that parking lot

--Now I saw some pot doesnt count notes --- is that all across the board or just the ones noted?...... I prolly got alot of 'pot points' I may have to subtract.

Definitely gettin this point either way though; maybe not with as much gusto if pot doesnt count, id have to think harder

Ill be back but shake down 62 for awhile! lol
Buying pot at the parking lot. Thats actually retarded not on your behalve but as society as whole. Did that a few times. Not really reliable. And the age of the dealers questionable.

Getting it tolerated from a Coffeeshop. The by now outdated form of legalization. Easy AF, used to do that at 16 +. You d get Weed be exposed to Alcohol. And get offered hard drug s which i declined.

Didn t get better, telegram and some other app are the dealer s these days. And fake vapes high on Nicotine or synthetic Cannabinoids
 
Yea it started out I had the pot and needed a place to smoke --- than we got raided --- than I needed a place to find pot so I went back to the same place and ppl I had been sharing with....

Got a yes -- the girl that hooked it up asked me 3 times in a row if I worked for the police (old 90s myth) -- she ended up in that same HS with me back at that same church too!
 
Yea it started out I had the pot and needed a place to smoke --- than we got raided --- than I needed a place to find pot so I went back to the same place and ppl I had been sharing with....

Got a yes -- the girl that hooked it up asked me 3 times in a row if I worked for the police (old 90s myth) -- she ended up in that same HS with me back at that same church too!
We all know cop s as being human smoke pot. So smoking with them should provide bonus point s. Not insinuating she was tied to cop s.

But they do smoke secretly. Everyone convicted a casualty of drug war imo. Smoked joints with a cop of duty.
 
I smoked my first point of meth with a total stranger in an empty school at night, ghetto style in a light bulb, he was burning his fingers so I could get a hit, rolling the bulb between his fingers . He was folding those plastic bills like origami and made one tiny spoon to scoop those minuscule crystals and one to inhale the smoke. I never seen that before, I've had smoked crack and smack but no bulb. The way he broke that light bulb fascinated me : he heated up the lower metallic part of the light bulb, took a full glass of cold water and broke it in a very quick movement so only the bulb was left, then washed with water. First hit, i didn't feel much, reminded me a mix of Speed and MDMA kind of taste and second hit wooosh. I could speak English like I always lived there I thought a wave was destroying the streets as I was passing by. That Samoan security guard at the bottle shop looked small. I realized few hours into the session, that I totally didn't agree with that unknown racist guy at all and I don't know how I didn't see it earlier...


I got jumped by two crackheads that thought I was planning a robbery on them lol got it disarmed in no time
One of them was a close friend, that now is in jail for aggravated assault on a kid with pepper spray and good beating because "he was stealing coke clients"


I dropped 400 mics of LSD on a total 22 hour flight with few hours break in the middle. It was fun until they didn't want to give me any more alcohol. I really wanted to smoke. I ended up drawing some kind of crazy ass psychedelic spiral with words all around. it wasn't good I wont do it again.


Smoking crack in paid underground parkings. in the car. not comfortable. Cameras everywhere
Cooking and smoking crack 50 meters from the point of sale in the car, trying to hold breath while ammonia was used, cops going up and down the street
 
I smoked my first point of meth with a total stranger in an empty school at night, ghetto style in a light bulb, he was burning his fingers so I could get a hit, rolling the bulb between his fingers . He was folding those plastic bills like origami and made one tiny spoon to scoop those minuscule crystals and one to inhale the smoke. I never seen that before, I've had smoked crack and smack but no bulb. The way he broke that light bulb fascinated me : he heated up the lower metallic part of the light bulb, took a full glass of cold water and broke it in a very quick movement so only the bulb was left, then washed with water. First hit, i didn't feel much, reminded me a mix of Speed and MDMA kind of taste and second hit wooosh. I could speak English like I always lived there I thought a wave was destroying the streets as I was passing by. That Samoan security guard at the bottle shop looked small. I realized few hours into the session, that I totally didn't agree with that unknown racist guy at all and I don't know how I didn't see it earlier...


I got jumped by two crackheads that thought I was planning a robbery on them lol got it disarmed in no time
One of them was a close friend, that now is in jail for aggravated assault on a kid with pepper spray and good beating because "he was stealing coke clients"


I dropped 400 mics of LSD on a total 22 hour flight with few hours break in the middle. It was fun until they didn't want to give me any more alcohol. I really wanted to smoke. I ended up drawing some kind of crazy ass psychedelic spiral with words all around. it wasn't good I wont do it again.


Smoking crack in paid underground parkings. in the car. not comfortable. Cameras everywhere
Cooking and smoking crack 50 meters from the point of sale in the car, trying to hold breath while ammonia was used, cops going up and down the street
What possessed you to drop acid on a plane? That would drive me nuts. I took shrooms on a bus one time and just an hour ride took forever with my distorted sense of time. Couldn't wait to get off that damn bus haha
 
I dropped 400 mics of LSD on a total 22 hour flight with few hours break in the middle. It was fun until they didn't want to give me any more alcohol. I really wanted to smoke. I ended up drawing some kind of crazy ass psychedelic spiral with words all around. it wasn't good I wont do it again.
Second taking psychedelic s in a confined space is hard core. Not undo able but not advisable.
Smoking crack in paid underground parkings. in the car. not comfortable. Cameras everywhere
Cooking and smoking crack 50 meters from the point of sale in the car, trying to hold breath while ammonia was used, cops going up and down the street
That sound s as base, instead of crack with Sodium-bi-Carbonate. Sound s para as F.
 
15 - general questions
10 - OG BL'er
1 - infractions

If I'd gotten a point for every time I'd been in rehab or a psych unit, my total points would've been SO much higher.

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^ I dont think you get a point for each infraction and if you do -- well than you are an *insert point worthy insult* lol

Cold copped -- Went down to detroit and when we got there (many hours) the plug would not answer -- we gave it about 2 hours, but ppl expected us back (like family for me) so I suggested cold copping. Everyone in the car was shocked and said they wanted no part of it........I asked, how about we swing by a couple methadone clinics, talk to a couple sex workers? Easy sell.....The sex workers were glad to hook it up as long as we gave her a bit.

Had to play the "We only got 20 with us but we got more back at the hotel if its good"--- We do our samples, "Ohh yea were gunna want a couple grams and again we'll cut you a chunk but we gotta have eyes on you the whole time"

"I knew you had the fuckin money in the car, just pull around here" Hops out never goes inside or anything and runs back to the car -- problem solved.

Drugs with a stranger -- one more --- I meet a homeless fella, give him 5 bucks. Later that day I see him with another homeless fella that I knew and was alright with, he explains they have no place to sleep -- middle of winter they are drunk and frankly have a chance of death if noone gives em a place to stay (Shelter wont let ya come back drunk) so I reluctantly offer them a place --- this dude has a backpack, I dont think much of it, he is homeless. ---- THAN I START HEARING NOISES COME FROM THE BACK PACK -- This mofo jets out of my rooom "Bathroom!!?"" -- Next door over *Points to it* he rushes in slams the door ---- comes out about 2 minutes later with just a horrible smell coming from the bathroom...

WHAT JUST HAPPENED --- "Oh man Taco Bell" -- "Don't bullshit me man what just happpened" --- "FUCK WE ALMOST JUST BLEW UP TO BE HONEST WITH YOU" --- "Come again?"

Dude pulls a fucking gatorade bottle out that he is making meth in!! Apparently it was time to bubble it and he thought that was gunna slide ALL NIGHT??...oh shit I didnt do the meth this one may fall short, I am guessing we did some drugs that night but I do not recall

fckin people --- and that is why you don't let people into your family home children -- and adults who need to learn

The ones I skipped I haven't done, going straight dwon the list, SORRY CH...and at some point im sure will run into a 'cant share a story for that' issue but not yet

  • Unknowingly taken drugs to another country completely by accident - Canada came back with codeine without knowing it; which I think is legal so Ill post it (Ope that is BACK from a country) I still get the point..
  • knowingly if we are counting taking back from a country than yes --- wait actually yes anyways hypothetically pot there codeine back
  • Been ripped off in a drug deal (been given fake drugs, the wrong drugs, less than you paid for etc). This is worth 2 points because that sucks man. -- Shit who hasnt, (Extra point, 46! lol) -- should only get the extra point if you managed to get them or your money back somehow!!
A buddy (RIP different dude) came by and was swearing up and down he could find some morphine 60's -- but I didn't really trust him -- none the less I found myself handing him about 100 bucks. Dude comes back with BIG ASS PILLS "No way these are morphine my guy they are way too big, lemme google em real quick" --- "Do what you want I need some right now" dude crushes up half of some big ass pill and snorts it, eyes start watering. "Ahh my fuckin face"---- "Told ya that shit wasn't morphine...it is xyz" about the amount of time it took to google it when he was snorting half one ---

He starts on some "I need to go to the hospital my face is burning" --- Fucker you aint going anywhere until I am paid back. "How am I gunna do that" "You gunna call the plug back right now" --- He does, no answer obviously. I tell him he's bringing me to this mofo's house so we start walking....he keeps on about his face burning and how he needs to get to a hospital "Fuck right off keep walking" .... as we get closer he starts freaking out a bit. "Alright tell you what, Give me your shoes wallet watch and Iphone -- and the # and address, when I get my money back you get your shit back"

"Man I can't do that" -- Ma'fucker you really dont have a choice. So fool runs his shit -- than ends up having his mom pick his dumb ass up "To go to the hospital" she is asking where all his shit is he has to play it off. "Idk ma its a long story we ran into some people" -- Im just mean muggin him the whole time.

He takes off to wherever -- I start blowing that # up -- no answer. So I ask around a bit and find out that it is a friends older sister -- left her a strongly persuasive voicemail with her little bro in the background with me smoking -- but to her im sure it sounded nefarious. No more than 10 minutes pass -- DUDES IPHONE LIGHTS UP -- I go to the room its in and answer t-- she is quite surprised it is me, I say... "You think I let that fucker leave either, really?" -- Long pause "Can I bring you your money back?"

"What about the morphine, my day has been wasted and im feeling a little on edge" --- "Uhh I got a couple of methadones" -- Bring my money his money and the methadones. "You gunna give it back to him" --- "Whos him, be there in 15" click.

She is freakin out of course when I meet her "Wheres my brother!!" Chillin back at my house, has no idea any of this happened. "The guy you were with" -- Home with his mom but he wasn't gettin out without SOME STING/collateral --Oh by the way when you talk to him tell him he can come grab his shoes wallet watch and cellphone now! -- Thanks for showing up"

BELIEVE IT OR NOT ENDED UP FAIRLY TIGHT WITH HER AND THAT WHOLE FAMILY -- the second one not middleman guy (RIP)

  • Been addicted to an opiate/opiod. Check. The real trick is finding the ones that dont show up on your particular drugtest. Tramadol, even hydrocodone flew under the radar on probation -- any synthetic opioid really - the good ol days!
Alright story time is done for now im sure other people got wild shit going on

Been to a drug rehabilitation center -- Two if you count the sub clinic (Was court mandated to choose a rehab, just kinda gamed em') -- one of which I got the rehab counselor fired at so I am going 2 points there 47!

Overdosed -- Twice but woke up before they were able to hit me with the narcan both times -- one of which I pulled my own toe tag off. Not sure why I was toe tagged still alive -- I was at my house still. But I did pull a tag off my toe ( I dont think it was "THE toetag" but how many can there be?)

Processed a drug into another form to consume - Didn't think I got this one but you are counting hash from weed so yup I am expert level at that. You are a generous gamemaster indeed 48 bitches. I was kinda the guy that convinced all the growers in town to do QWISO instead of just throwing the extra shit in brownie mix or whatever. (Eating mexi-brick brownies sucked, chompin on seeds was my birth control) lol
 
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So, some of you may have played the game "never have I ever" with friends - in that game, you drink or get a point every time you have done what the person has stated.

For example, if you stated "never have I ever...drank alcohol," everyone else in the group who has had an alcoholic beverage before gets a point (or if it was played in person, they'd take a drink).

I personally have lived a pretty wild life by conventional standards and I thought it might be fun to see if there are some other degenerates out there with "high scores" in their lives (emphasis on high).

So, I'd like to play a game with my fellow BLers (and maybe Greenlighters...if you can hang). I am going to write a series of things I may have done (or not if LE or a prospective employer is looking at this). If you've done what I state, give yourself a point (or more if stated). Tally up your points at the end and we'll see if you are as depraved as you thought!

WARNING: SOME OF THESE THINGS WILL BE MORE TAME THAN OTHERS AND MAY BE TRIGGERING! ALSO, IF YOU HAVE OCD IN TERMS OF FORMATTING, POINTS, ETC THEN THIS MIGHT NOT BE FOR YOU. THIS WAS DONE WITH THE AID OF DRUGS (Maybe... prob like Nyquil, lolz)

Never have I ever...

  • Consumed drugs with a TOTAL stranger MANY, MANY a time
  • Taken drugs in an airport (I will allow some tame shit on a technicality... like smoking all your weed at Amsterdam airport before hopping a flight) Remembered I had some on me, so took it all [2g amphetamine sulphate, 3 x 2mg Xanax[ in a panic in a bathroom
  • Taken drugs on public transport (a ferry, a subway,a bus etc) didn't even try to hide it [snorting speed], but in my defence, I was in amphetamine psychosis
  • Taken drugs in a Taxi or Uber etc.. just pills and subtly
  • Exchanged sex or sexual favors for drugs are you really addicted to something if you've never sucked dick for it? xD.... sex for alcohol, had a regular deal of blowing my neighbour for his MSContin 60s...seduced a Pharmacist for oxy
  • Skipped out on sex for drugs Never done this...have skipped out on sex while in withdrawal
  • Cold copped (found and bought drugs with no connection) in a place where you DO NOT speak the language or know the area. This is worth 2 points. 1 point if you just cold copped. 2 points if you didn't even speak the language and scored when cold copping. Yearrssss ago [when my Spanish was very shitty] used phrases like "Por favor, mi mejor neccesito la morphine...MUCH0 dolor..lo siento, yo quiero" while in Spain. But it was in a pharmacy and they [pharmacist] agreed to sell me Codeine, not Morphine, and I have no idea if Codeine is 0TC there or not anyway? Probably this doesn't count
  • Consumed drugs (of any kind) with an active duty police officer or military member (emphasis on active - it doesn't count if you smoked weed with your off duty police officer cousin on Thanksgiving or some shit). never have I ever
  • Had a gun pointed to your head/at you as a result of drugs (anything counts - deal gone wrong, cops, a robbery etc. - it just needs to be a result of drugs or drug seeking/selling, so on) never have I ever, but also I'm not American
  • Gone to a sex club on drugs never been to a sex club, period...don't even know exactly what that is
  • Unknowingly taken drugs to another country completely by accident never have I ever
  • Knowingly taken drugs to another country Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison? [never have I ever]
  • Faked an injury or the severity of an injury to secure drne thisugs at a hospital or other medical facility...I have pancreatitis [acute pancreatitis - a flare up - is in the top 10 most painful things a human can experience]...have faked many flare-ups for opioids...I also have epilepsy and have faked seizures for benzos...smashed my finger with a hammer once for opiods...hospitals here have your medical records so automatically give you whatever you usually take at home so have deliberately 0D'd on Insulin and similar to get hospitalized... stupidest thing I have done is definitely injected myself [in a muscle, not IV] with feces to give myself Necrotizing Fasciitis, for a fairly lengthy hospital stay and a lot of pain meds
  • Been to a drug rehabilitation center (You get 1 point for every time you have gone, with a maximum of 3 points...even if you've gone more) never although been detoxed medically as an inpatient in regular hospitals
  • Suffered a drug related psychosis YES
  • Been in a psychiatric hospital Yes, but not because of drugs
  • Overdosed (any drug counts...even if you're a lightweight and greened out on some ganja..PUSSY! /s...kinda) Deliberately, yes; accidentally, no
  • Processed a drug into another form to consume (For example: creating crack/base from cocaine, hash oil from weed/hash or even a simple cold water extraction of codeine). CWE many times...made chloroform [for myself, not for a crime lol]...once, mostly unsuccessfully, attempted to convert Codeine into Desomorphine
  • Bartered or traded drugs with no money involved (For example: I might have traded 10 adderall 30mg instant release for half an Oz of weed) yes
  • Worked for drugs directly (For example: I may have stayed up all night busting my ass to get an art exhibit ready for some cocaine hcl) yes, if sex work counts [ie for money with the definite plans to spend that money specifically on drugs]
  • Used drugs as a performance enhancer (it can be in any way... I may have taken a viagra to get it up once or taken methamphetamine to edit a friend's lengthy novel in a weekend, maybe you drop LSD and so you can really Mongolian-throat-sing when you're peaking - I haven't done the last one lol - but if you have - i want the story) You've NEVER dropped LSD to maximize your Mongolian throat-singing ability? Pffft, poser
  • Seen shadow people or other hallucinations from sleep deprivation. Carl is not a "shadowman" - THAT's a slur! - he's a persons with Corporeally Challenged Syndrome
  • Been kicked out of a club for doing drugs. negative
  • Combined a upper with a downer (for example: cocaine + heroin) yes
  • Quit a drug you were addicted to cold turkey (stopping abruptly without tapering - weed doesn't count because I make the rules...PS, I may have been smoking weed for 23 years and am addicted and have had to stop abruptly before and IT DOESN'T COUNT because if you're a proper degenerate that shit barely registers mentally). fuckinnnn' Methadone with like a 10 week acute withdrawal...amphetamine but SUPER easy, just slept for like 36hrs then was fine
  • Had a seizure as a result of drugs. from withdrawal...many times from alcohol, twice from Xanax...I'm counting that as a "yes"
  • Blacked out as a result of drugs (alcohol counts...it is a DRUG 100%...Pet peeve is people seperating alcohol and drugs...ALCOHOL IS A DRUG YOU JUDGEMENTAL AA BASTARDS - Someone may have had some bad experiences with holier-than-thou alcoholics at meetings). hundreds of times [almost all alcohol]
  • Used a connection to get out of the consequences of doing drugs like being arrested (perhaps your Grandpa is golfing buddies with the mayor and you manage to elude jail time that way etc) no
  • Spent your salary for a month in less than a week. If you count on welfare, same deal. in a day once
  • Stayed awake for 5 days + never, even when I was addicted to amphetamines, I'd take Xanax at least every second night for sleep
  • Taken drugs at a festival alcohol and weed
  • Taken drugs at a UNESCO heritage site (For example....maybe you took MDMA on the Great Wall of China)...da fuck is a UNESC0?...I guess "no"?
  • Mixed 2 or more psychedelics together (LSD + MDMA is a classic example) this BARELY counts, but DXM and Diphenhydramine
  • Snorted a drug off of another persons body Actually, no
  • Used enough cocaine to not feel your face (most of your face counts too... but not some BS like just your gums and nose were numb) never
  • Injured yourself in a moderate/severe way but not realized it when it happened (because you were high or impaired). This only counts if you seriously considered going to a hospital or did. You get 1 extra point if you went to the hospital because you might have gotten nice pain meds... woops, I MEANT TO SAY BECAUSE YOU ARE A RESPONSIBLE ADULT AND TREAT YOUR BODY LIKE A TEMPLE) fractured and badly sprained my ankle and walked around on it all day 'cause I didn't feel anything but very mild pain
  • Done drugs with a parent or guardian (anything but alcohol counts... alcohol is too socially acceptable for this...and is in general imo...such a shit drug ime...) never, they're very anti-drug
  • Written A LOT (minimum 10,000 words) in 24 hours thinking you're the next Ernest Hemingway (only to realize in the stark reality of day/sobriety that you wrote 99% bullshit)...Thinking on it, this can count for 2 points. If you've written a bunch and it was half decent...you get a point... if you look at your writing post-high and think you should probably see a neurologist, give yourself an extra point). Yes it is counter-intuitive, but if you did a good job with your scribblings, only 1 point. Garbage you thought was gold = 2 points. 1 extra point if you are an artsy freak and wrote it on something weird - like bed sheets, a friends desk, with body paint on someone (i have NOT done the last one but PM me if you're down, hot and cool) uppers give me scribomania, so yeah...wrote a story called The Necro Files with what I thought was a brilliant concept of "two necrophiliacs in love...sitting in a room...waiting"
  • Woke up and drank alcohol as the first thing you put in your body (lammmmeeeeeee degen with no proper drugs amiright? But I may have been there) every day for like 8 years lol
  • Woke up mid-coitus with someone (this could be really dark but.... true story, maybe, like the rest of this shit but... I woke up with a girl in a different city 2 hrs away with her riding me like Seabiscuit and zero recollection of how I got there...she was not terrible looking but we later figured out this girl basically raped me). This is kinda dark, but passed out at a party once and woke up once with a guy inside me...also woke up once in an alley with my pants around my ankles, my wallet gone, and a bloody butt
  • Bribed an official in any way relating to drugs (an example might be as tame as bribing a stuard of a prohibited section of the Great Wall of China so you and your friends can rave there... oddly specific eh? *wink*) sounds fun! But never
  • Done drugs with the person helping you or tipped with drugs for a service such as Doordash or Uber eats (Perhaps you tipped the pizza delivery guy with a couple grams of weed along with a little cash in Boulder Colorado). 1 bonus point if you got the delivery person feeling right by getting em highhhhh. Answered the door to super-hot delivery guy with "I don't have a tip, but I'll take Y0UR tip" and shared my weed...that's the only time 'cause IDK what it is but the places that do delivery in my area seem to almost exclusively hire men who look like rapists and women who look like they sold their baby for meth
  • Done drugs in an EXTREMELY dangerous/stupid place (maybe you lit up a joint in an airport mariott in SINGA-FUCKING-PORE when you were 17... a place where you'll get YEARS for simple possesion...definitely not me though *winks so much I look like I'm having a seizure, which is essentially this whole fucking game, lol) damn, bro...but also, I wanna hang out with you, you sound fun
  • Got someone high by ACCIDENT (sounds sketchy right? But for me, I may have left a hookah prepped and loaded with like 10g of hash in the mix...not my fault if my sister and her friend decided to go into my room and just smoke that shit...I might have thought my door was locked somehow until I heard someone giggling...turns out my sister was cosplaying as a giggling human doorstop (that's bolded just because it's a great set of words - put that shit on my tombstomb)...her friend also took a solid 30 seconds to notice we were in the room...her response to us was simply "want some?" lol, couldn't even be mad because they were so stoned it had me giggling without any pot). If you have ever drugged anyone knowingly without consent, FUCK YOU and you're a terrible person and... -1000 points because fuck you, that's not cool. This is gonna sound bad...but my mum...BY ACCIDENT. I had an obsession with trying every version and iteration of every drug at one point, so had ordered some Percocet from the US [despite having taken both oxycontin and oxynorm many times]. My mum had a headache at one point and I accidentally gave her two Percocet, mistaking them for Acetaminophen....uh, her headache went away? She was also FUN, and actually nice to me, haha. I still felt awful, though.
  • Given away drugs for free (by free, I mean no strings attached - completely free - no expectation of anything, not even company, just straight up sharing that psychoactive love). This also only counts if you were nice about things... NOT DROPPING 800 mics of acid on someone who has never done psychedelics! Not cool. Not even hypothetically ya know? Also that hasn't happened to me, but hypothetically I'd be a glass of orange juice or something...JUST SAY NO!) Yes, because drugs make me generous and love everyone
  • Woke up in a different country without remembering going through border control...very patchy memory accepted because I know this is a high bar of degeneracy, but...we can go harder... if you transported certain illicit substances in additon to this...I'm giving you 3 points total (2 points if you just blacked out without the contraband) because you're as lucky as SWIM (I plead da 5thhhhhh...also in before we don't use SWIM...I KNOW OK FFS...like i'd ever do something so insane - PSA - DON'T COMBINE STRONG LAOTIAN BEER WITH BENZOS AND OPIUM - YOU MAY TELEPORT - possibly to a prison...but if you a lucky bastard like me, you might have just wound up in your apartment with shoes on, your passport and a bunch of prohibited substances haphazardly shoved into a backpack with 0 effort to conceal them). Again, REALLY wanna hang out with you some time
  • Had to go through passport control geeked/drunk to the gills or just in no state to be on a plane = 1 point. 1 extra point if you forgot you had a flight at all and had to try and get your shit together before travelling in a rush (which may have happened to someone when they were drinking whiskey and racking lines all night and got a call wishing them a "bon voyage" - giving said person just enough time to take a 2 min shower, shove a piece of gum in their mouth, hop in a cab and successfully complete a visa run). Very drunk, yes
  • So...someone may have used up all their lives in general, but specifically with regard to airports. I know this is VERY specific, but if you have used a class A drug in full view of LE in an airport (they may have been heavily armed with mp5s or some kind of HK smg) you get 2 points, because that's some seriously dumb/degen shit. You get 1 extra point for style if you did it on one of those moving walkways...the flat escalator type things ya know... *Heroin addiction and the perceived invincibility of youth is a hell of a combo* NEVER
  • Gotten all coked out...on leftover birthday blow (I know that may be an oxymoron to some)...justified it by saying you don't want hard drugs in your house and then created a silly quiz for BLers (BECAUSE FUCK YOU ALL I WILL ALWAYS HAVE TOP POINTS IN THIS QUIZ UNTIL SOMEONE COMES ALONG AND PUTS SOME FUCKING EFFORT INTO A QUIZ. ALSO I DIDN'T DO ANY OF THIS SHIT, THE GLOVE DON'T FIT ME!!! YOU MUST AQUIT...CUZ I'M LEGIT) I...
  • OK, YOU CAN HAVE SOME EXTRA POINTS IF YOU'RE AN OG BLer and have 10 years + on this site... If you've had to use different accouts because you forgot your password or some shit...I WILL ALLOW IT because I am a benevolent gamemaster. This is worth a crazy 10 points because I value loyalty and I'm specialer than all you people that haven't been on here since 09 and your opinions aren't as valid because i have tenure.... /s)
  • Gotten an infraction on BL - You can actually check this, I don't think I've ever gotten a point fuckers because I may be a VERY GOOD BOY(2 points if you've been warned and not gotten infracted because I'm not feeling consistent and I like it when people know the line). 1 bonus point if you have actually read the BLUA in full.



    • Oh yeah, I totally didn't do any of this shit NSA, 5 EYES, JESUS and CH (actually CH, maybe I did wink, wink) who is watching from above ( See above MOSSAD, CIA, NSA, TSA, MLB, NBA, 3 LETTER AGENCIES, ESPIONAGE, TERRORISM AND SHIT). I just added all those words for shits and giggles because it has to suck analyzing flagged keywords on the internet and hopefully some NPC has to try and make heads or tails of this silly shite.
  • I think the max points possible is 85 points (but if you really have no time you can double check...also, you have to read to the end to get ALL 85 points)





  • I did this whole quiz and formatted it and added anecdotes in the spirit of Captain.Heroin, who was an amazing person and I miss so much because he was so fucking real. Captain, if you're watching from above, I'm sorry i didn't show you my penis over discord, if I had known you were to go in just a few months i woulda done that. Hopefully my dance for you while stripping all benzo-d out and drunk was sexy enough...even though I may have had to abruptly end the show because of a dislocated shoulder. Anyways, love you all BLers and an extra smooch to my degens out there. ALSO, If this last little bit about CH offends you, you didn't know the blue eyed angel he was...and his love for rambling anecdotes and nonsensical formatting and BOLDING SHIT AND CAPITALIZING unexpectedly... because that was just the way he was, all you real ones know. NOW MY LOVELIES, SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOTTTTTTTTTT (send nudes if you think you're hot...it's sad we can't post nudes on here anymore because some fucking fuckwad will comb the internet for pics of you and shit and then you won't get the security clearance you need to work at HALIBURTON and sell overpriced equipment to the us government (is DICK Cheney dead? I don't care tbh, but someone let me know). ALSO, if you've actually reads all this bullshit (that was crafted with love), give yourself an extra point, you're probably on a list now!

  • K, I'm DONE. Love you all! P.S. I may have spent a fucking hour making sure that all this was in the correct "person" grammatically. Basically SWIM, but more fancy grammatically BECAUSE I HAVE STANDARDS AND IT'S THE WAY CH WOULD HAVE WANTED. I EVEN WENT FULL OCD AND TALLIED THE POINTS LIKE A CAVEMAN WITH A PAD AND PEN (I will show photographic evidence tmrw if need be...but i legit spent a stupid amount of time correcting the grammer and tallying up the points
 
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