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If you can give me that chickpea fudge recipe I'll give it a go. I saw one for cherry fudge made out of dried cherries in one of my cookbooks I'll see if I can dig it out.

We can do swapsies 😁

kiely said:
However you seem very professional in your abilities. You seem very gifted at
making those recipes
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Thanks! I actually am a chef. Not a particularly impressive one but I have all my certificates ;)
 
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Duke's 😉 😉
 
This is one of my evening specials:

Dice up some sweet onions and throw them in a pot with just barely enough water to cover them, enough water so that after simmering for 5-7 minutes the water will have entirely evaporated. Once the water has nearly boiled off, add in an ounce of mild cheddar cheese sliced, allow it to melt, and sprinkle some cinnamon powder on top. Once the cheese has melted, add a can of strained tuna and mix it all together, then add about 5 tablespoons of tomato sauce and mix it all together and let it sit for a couple minutes to heat. Dice up a couple of white mushrooms and throw them into the mix and you're done.

I think it's delicious.
 
Jnowhere said:
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Was it worth it. I guess it's hard to swallow sometimes ..... when it's not all Potato. 😉😉🤮

🥔 Only YOU can be funny right. :waver:

Hater thee Tater. :cool:

It's okay. I know you have all the answers. Piled High and Deeper. PhD. 🤪

Why do you hate everyone that isn't week and meek. Didn't mommy not Hate her Favorite Tater !!!!!!!!!!!

Heeeeee. It's called Trauma babe. It's perfectly fine. 🐷

Hurry have some Tater before the Piggy gets to you. :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::LOL: Rolling.

You're a Potato. You are what you eat. 🫀👅
 
I also loved pork sausage and because that or those mice. No more tator tots till I get a toaster oven. Pork sausage and tator tots.🥹 Is such a great combo. I took everyones advice and am ready for more mice. Electrum 1 suggested those green poison death wheels or whatever.

They may have worked better than all the different traps, pellet guns and infired rodent deterrents combined.
 
I make a very elevated, high-concept snack for myself sometimes I called Twice-Cooked Bread with Tallow of Bovine.

Step one: Insert bread slice into toaster
Step two: When toast exits toaster, spread on butter
 
If I really wanted a decent meal that is easy to prepare, I would go with a homemade French dip.
1st get ingredients.
a. Heiez Bistro Au Jus( most American grocery stores)
b.1 lb deli roast beef...1/2 kilo
c. Bob Evans ready made potatoes with (a little less than a quarter stick of butter added)(salted) That should be added half way through microwaving.
d.Bread. That is a matter of choice. Italian, french ...ect( sliced) Panera bread never disappoints.

I salt lightly all the roast beef I am eating; roast beef; and the ingredient list should have enough for 2 meals

Basically make the sandwich and heat it and of course the Bistro Au Jus and all ingredients. lots of gravey and of course if you like cheese; find the right one and enjoy. Cooking is a matter of how much of a slob you are. Also this is able to be made using a microwave.
 
When I was fat, I used to get a meat pizza (meat supreme or whatever local places call that all-the-meats shit) and add refried beans and chilli con carne on top and then add more cheese on that.
Was fire.
Oh, actually, I'd often add crushed/broken up doritos between the chilli and cheese layers
 
mal3volent said:
Now all you need is some vegan butter and whipped cream.
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I could try mixing something like flora with icing sugar. I made some icing for a Victoria sponge that way once and it was great. I know some peanut butter on this would also be amazing.

Which reminds me I've seen a few recipes for peanut butter bread I've been wanting to try out...
 
Jnowhere said:
hey I was a decent cook till those mice killed my oven and broiler.
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How can you tell which potatoes are prostitutes?


They are the ones with the little stickers that says...

I - DA - HO


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ya gotta wonder if
later in life did Pavlov think about feeding the dogs
every time he heard a bell ring 😂

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Bacon, eggs, toast, and orange juice walk into a bar.
They head over to the bartender.
The bartender looks at them and says,
“Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast here.” 🍊

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Yes .... stick to your Taters. It's better than having nothing right now like me.

“ Except that you're the POTATOhead that is the best commenTATER ever " hehe
 
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